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Open Model Wars + Claire Stapleton's Dishy Google Memoir + Substack's Slop Fight
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Sponsor message for IBM's AI solutions, using phrases like 'At IBM, we've seen this firsthand' and ending with a brand slogan 'Let's create smart to business. IBM'.
"The thing about AI for business, it may not automatically fit the way your business works. At IBM, we've seen this firsthand. But by embedding AI across HR, IT, and procurement processes, we've reduced cost by millions, slash repetitive tasks, and free thousands of hours for strategic work. Now we're helping companies get smarter by putting AI where it actually pays off. Deep in the work that moves the business. Let's create smart to business. IBM."
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Sponsor message for IBM's AI solutions, a repeat of the intro ad. Mentions reducing cost and helping companies get smarter with AI, ending with 'Let's create smart to business, IBM'.
"At IBM, we've seen this firsthand. But by embedding AI across HR, IT and procurement processes, we've reduced cost by millions, slash repetitive tasks and free thousands of hours for strategic work. Now we're helping companies get smarter by putting AI where it actually pays off. Deep in the work that moves the business. Let's create smart to business, IBM. If AI can deliver so much value, my organization's struggling to scale it because the gap between hype and ROI is wider than most would expect. Adopting the latest technology is only the beginning. True transformation requires accessible data, scalable infrastructure, strong governance and a clear path forward. With insight AI, you can tap into insights 35 plus years of expertise across cloud, data, AI and cybersecurity to drive real results. That's how you go from hype to how. Learn more at insight.com slash hard fork. Hear that? That's now crispy. I'm at crispy strips meeting creamy Caesar sauce. Sounds extra crispy. Caesar sauce at McDonald's for limited time. Bottom up, buh buh."
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Sponsor message for IBM's AI solutions, a repeat of previous ads. Focuses on embedding AI in business processes and ending with 'Let's create smarter business, IBM'.
"the way your business works. At IBM, we've seen this firsthand. But by embedding AI across HR, IT, and procurement processes, we've reduced cost by millions, slash repetitive tasks, and free thousands of hours for strategic work. Now we're helping companies get smarter by putting AI where it actually pays off, deep in the work that moves the business. Let's create smarter business, IBM. If AI can deliver so much value, my organization's struggling to scale it. Because the gap between hype and ROI is wider than most would expect. Adopting the latest technology is only the beginning. True transformation requires accessible data, scalable infrastructure, strong governance, and a clear path forward. With Insight AI, you can tap into Insights 35 plus years of expertise across cloud, data, AI, and cybersecurity to drive real results. That's how you go from hype to how. Learn more at insight.com slash hard fork. You might not think about oil and natural gas, but it's a big part of your daily routine. From the soap you use to your toothpaste, even your bed sheets. More than 6,000 everyday products are made using oil and natural gas. Companies like Energy Transfer work behind the scenes, safely transporting these resources across the country through a network of underground pipelines. Learn more at ittakesenergy.com."
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Sponsor message for IBM, focusing on AI results and integrating technology into systems to help companies get smarter, ending with 'Let's create smart to business, IBM'.
"So there's a lot of noise about AI, but times too tight for more promises. So let's talk about results. At IBM, we work with our employees to integrate technology right into the systems they need. Now, a global workforce of 300,000 can use AI to fill their HR questions, resolving 94% of common questions. Not noise. Proof of how we can help companies get smarter by putting AI where it actually is. And that's what I'm going to do. Companies get smarter by putting AI where it actually pays off. Deep in the work that moves the business. Let's create smart to business, IBM. If AI can deliver so much value, my organization's struggling to scale it. Because the gap between hype and ROI is wider than most would expect. Adopting the latest technology is only the beginning. True transformation requires accessible data, scalable infrastructure, strong governance, and a clear path forward. With insight AI, you can tap into insights 35 plus years of expertise across cloud, data, AI, and cyber security to drive real results. That's how you go from hype to how. Learn more at insight.com slash hard fork. You're more than just one thing. You're the boss. Hey, Google, what time is my meeting with Tim today? The athlete. A class wrecks me. The ringleader. And we're good. And always their mom. Everyone in? The only Mazda CX-5. More to move every side of you. Learn more at MazdaUSA.com. Google is a trademark of Google LLC. Sequences shortened and simulated."
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Product promotion for Toyota Electric vehicles, mentioning specific models (BZ, BZ Woodland, CHR) and ending with the slogan 'Toyota, let's go places'.
"Toyota Electric is built to work for you. Grounded in years of proven engineering, it feels intuitive from the start. The Toyota BZ for smooth everyday driving. The BZ woodland for all terrain capability. The all-new CHR for an instant responsive drive. It's not just electric. It's Toyota Electric. We make it easy. Toyota, let's go places."
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