Havana Syndrome: Elaborate Hoax, or Sinister Spycraft? Plus, Checking in on the Charlie Kirk Conspiracy.

2026-04-02 10:00:00 • 1:23:44

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It's 1945 and Walfam massachusetts and you're standing next to a machine that helped win the war.

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The cavity magnetron generated the radar that found you boats, and tracked bombers, and you,

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Percy Spencer, fifth grade dropout, self-taught technical genius, figured out how to build them fast.

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You got it to 2600. 80% of every magnetron tube powering every radar set on every allied ship and plane in Europe

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then the magnetron and the idea arrives whole. You send a boy to the cafeteria for popcorn. It pops. You try an egg. It explodes.

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$2 a pop. That's just company policy. You don't know it yet, but you just invented the microwave oven.

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That discovery, for which you were paid $2, will generate by conservative estimate, somewhere north of half a billion dollars in profit for the company over the next 50 years.

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$2 for an invention that will end up in 90% of American homes. $2 for the foundation of an industry that will eventually be worth more than $10 billion a year.

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So today, Justin, we're talking about a vanis Syndrome. The previously thought to be controversial.

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And then we're talking about the original.

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Energy directed weapon that has been.

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I'm sorry to use this term, but zapping the nervous systems of various US government personnel across the globe beginning in Havana in late 2016 American diplomats and intelligence officers in Havana started hearing strange sounds piercing sounds popping sounds.

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And they got vertigo. Then they started coming down with cognitive problems, the FBI send investigators to investigate and the diagnosis.

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At least from jump and for the next kind of several years was like a mass delusion event sure like everybody having like a mass anxiety attack about this within two years, the same symptoms were popping up in China.

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Then in to B. C. Georgia Vienna Warsaw Moscow, cash can't London, etc, etc, etc.

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And these were all government personnel that worked on Russia seem to be the thread connecting everybody a D.O. D. official at NATO.

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And FBI agent in her home in Q.S. Florida, there were over 1500 cases apparently across 96 countries, the people being hit were not random again.

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They all seem to have one thing in common, which is that they worked on Russia.

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The government's official position was at that time that this was probably not real.

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Very unlikely is the phrase they guess used a lot to be a foreign attack. Yes. Five of seven intelligence agencies still say a foreign adversary is very unlikely to be responsible.

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However, there's been some pretty significant reporting lately, including by 60 minutes, their spigol, the great German journalistic outfit and the Washington Post basically corroborating that this device exists.

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And stating that in fact, the Department of Homeland Security and one of their rare successes in recent years purchased a version of the device off the dark web Russian black market, which is not uncommon.

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You know, the times of tough in Russia it's hard to make some extra scratch. So a lot of the ways that that can happen, at least for people who are involved in the military and the government is selling stuff on the black market.

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So apparently they one came up for sale on the black market. 15 million dollars. 15 million dollars brought to us from our Ukrainian friends who are like, hey, you guys you guys interested in a event.

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We bought it and apparently it's real. So is it true that it's less, it's more software than it is hardware like they don't all they're probably not all going to look the same.

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If you were to get a hold of these devices that were used for this or they might I don't know. Well, it's interesting. They it's described in the 60 minutes report.

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And the Washington recent Washington Post report as backpack portable. So like the size one would guess of like some textbooks in a backpack that just based on the fact that it's probably microwaves.

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There must be some sort of dish or way to aim it and that yes, that it's specifically the way anybody who's worked with synthesizers or understands like a waveform.

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And that it's specifically the way the waveform is pulsed at microwave frequencies that it's like a quick like it's a rise and then a quick down is the way that this beam is directed to affect the central nervous system of it's the people that it's aimed at and that it can go through like several hundred feet of

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drywall windows, et cetera.

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I was surprised here about the software hardware distinction just because my dumb brain when I hear this stuff is just like, oh, they're making the this is this is what a handgun looks like.

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This is what a knife looks like. This is what the vales syndrome weapon looks like or whatever I realize what's terrible examples because guns can look like a lot of different things and knives to but maybe take all that out Sarah.

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But yeah.

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Now let's talk about like the skeptical case just because I think it's important that you know for because for a long time, I think across several administrations.

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Yes, there was a lot of skepticism that this was the real thing.

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It was treated like these were psychosomatic cases in some form or fashion.

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Yes, based on anxiety post-traumatic stress or that there were underlying conditions that had been reported or it was environmental one of the early cases.

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There was, you know, there's always a sound that they talk about being associated with this.

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A crickety sound, a popping sound.

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And they tried saying that it was crickets, right?

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And I think in the public too, there was a lot of skepticism early on and whether this was actually a legitimate thing.

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But it seems like that's eased up a little bit lately and I don't know.

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Let's go through the skepticism is the skeptic's case first, right?

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Well, the skeptics case is that they sent a lot of these victims to the NIH, the National Institutes of Health for a Study, which if you listen to some interviews by from some of the people involved in these attacks.

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They were kind of pissed that instead of being sent to a doctor who was going to be like, let's find out who's wrong with you.

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They were sent to the NIH just to be kind of studied.

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But the NIH found basically no brain damage detected.

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And DNI, the Department of National Intelligence, assessed that, you know, again, that it was highly unlikely this was a foreign adversary attack, no microwave emissions were detected at attack sites, no device was recovered at the scene.

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There were no intelligence intercepts from known foreign adversaries talking about the device.

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Now that is, that's changed.

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Yeah, they gave us something was intercepted, right?

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But this was at the time.

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And that was the case for basically several years until the last two weeks of the Biden administration.

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So that's important to note.

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And then there's, you know, there's a lot of people still to this who feel like this is a kind of like complex, sia, sia, to get people angry slash afraid of Russia and Cuba in general.

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Sure.

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And that, you know, we must be doing equally as bad stuff, whether or not this is actually true, which I find.

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My thing though is why cover it up?

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That's my, let's assume that it's real.

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And you know, assume that we have a device, there were some recent reports that seemed to suggest that we use like a similar device when we snatch Maduro in a totally legal raid on Venezuela.

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Absolutely.

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A fully above board totally totally fine.

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There was one of the Maduro guards got on like who was a tape of him was played on some like right wing radio where he's describing like these crazy effects of some kind of like energy beam ray people vomiting and like bleeding from their ears.

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And so, doesn't seem to be the same type of effect, although we do have projected energy weapons.

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Mostly that just kind of like burn your skin.

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Just pretty sure like really bad sunburn really bad sunburn when we want to like get riders away from the embassy or like force somebody out of a building.

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You zap them through the walls with this and you microwave the outside of their skin.

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But so my, I'm still stuck on why would you cover this up when 1500 people plus have been attacked with this apparently.

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Well, I think that there are a lot of reasons right now and by no means I'm.

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Look, hate to say it right off the top, but I'm not an expert right but I have none of us are physicists here.

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It's exactly some of us.

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Not for years.

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Some some deep dark secrets.

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But I do I think that look if there were things pointed to the Russians around the first Trump administration, you can understand why the Trump administration would not want to.

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This specter of more Russian more Russian stuff.

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Russian stuff interfering with us and like you know for obvious reasons, the election interference, etc.

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His allegedly cozy relationship with with the Russians.

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Well, I mean he does love them.

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It's not that's not a legend.

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What's alleged is that it's.

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Viewers into like a legal territory.

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He does love.

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He's got a deep love for the Ruskies.

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He does love them.

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Yeah.

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And then like look, I think on some level, if you're if this is made public and this is coming out, right?

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Like doesn't this mean that you then have to find a way to respond, right?

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Like isn't this on some level?

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That's kind of my answer.

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Right.

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Like you kind of have to have a proportional response.

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If you acknowledge publicly like, hey yes, this foreign adversary of ours is doing this to agents of ours, then wouldn't you then would as the way Americans operate would people be like, hey we got to go on.

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I'm going to push back slightly on that.

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I could see where under Trump assuming that he does love Russia as much as he appears to.

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That if our people were getting hit by a Russian laser beam, microwave beam, I'm going to call it a laser beam occasionally.

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Okay.

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That's your show.

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Because of that fondness, he'd be like, yeah, go ahead.

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I don't want to get into it.

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But when it gets into Biden, then it's confusing to me.

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Like why wouldn't and to that end, this is like a war in the shadows.

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You know, I just read a New Yorker article, great New Yorker article about a former CIA guy whose job was to.

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Recruit Iranian nuclear scientists and basically say, hey, we can get you out of the country. We can get your family out of the country.

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You can have safely in the US or you stay here and at like some point you're assassinated.

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And so that's happening.

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We do stuff like that.

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Why wouldn't we just fucking go zap their guys?

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I don't understand like it's clear that this type of behavior on the edges doesn't escalate into open warfare.

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And the and Moscow is like very aggressive.

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Like the Russians are aggressive.

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There's this thing called the Moscow rules, which is a known way that intelligence agencies operate in Moscow in particular where, you know, if there's a state department official that's suspected to be CIA or even not suspected.

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I just an American that works there works with the US government.

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They'll go in and toss your apartment. They'll take a shit on your bed. They'll beat you up in the street.

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Just to let you know like, hey, you don't get a moment's fucking piece, right?

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So why could I put in your pet something like that, right?

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Right. Yeah, they'll do stuff like that.

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So I guess I don't understand how I don't think this would escalate to World War three.

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If we just like sunburned a Russian guy through his, through his condo walls.

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Sure. I mean, I think that on some level my understanding is there's some bureaucratic considerations within the CIA that have led to this conditions of this denial of this thing, right?

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Where under John Brennan in the Obama administration, there was a lot of tearing down of the, and this is a lot of this comes from Michael Wises reporting and inside it, right?

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But there was this tearing down of this silo and some McKinsey de Weeb came up with the term modernization for bringing the agency into its next generation where there were two sides in the CIA.

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He came up with got you. I was like, he came up with the word modernization.

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I thought we had that one on the book.

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Now, right?

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But there are, there's the operative side and then there's the analyst side.

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And these are, you know, they work for the same agency, but anybody who's had a job knows that like those fucking pricks over an IT.

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Right.

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Right. They're just, they're different factions within the company within your company.

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I love our IT people here. It's Spotify.

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They're great. They're great.

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They just shout out to them.

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I don't want to disparage them.

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These two groups are naturally skeptical of each other, right, because you have the analysts who are the people behind, behind the desk, with the computers, the more wonky types,

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and then you have the operatives who are the ones in the field.

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Now, the operatives are the ones who are experiencing these things, the operatives are the ones who are in these foreign territories, the operatives are the ones, if you look.

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They're under tremendous stress all the time.

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Yes, which is one of the other sort of

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Skeptic explanations for things too is like this you're these people are under extreme stress

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So these sort of things in the New York article about this guy who is recruiting or any scientist

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It notes that like many of this guy's colleagues in the field

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We're being treated for alcoholism because that's very

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But I think that's also worth noting that like a lot of these people on the operative side the ops like this is gonna be the most like

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I'm really not trying to come across as like two patriotic industry and a story like this or this podcast

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But like these guys are

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Lifers for this agency and these guys have been in really intense situations for us so for them to feel like this is happening as a result of

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What they experienced and that they feel like this happen?

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I think that whether it actually went down that way or not where I think we're gonna

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We'll get into a little bit more as we go but like these aren't

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People who are

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inclined to

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Drum up some things then get the workman's call okay

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Here's several versions of reasons why to cover this up one

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If you acknowledge that there are weapons that your adversary has that you can't counter that's embarrassing sure and

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That is a gap that

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Makes you look like you can't protect your people and is the kind of thing in a multi multi multi billion dollar defense establishment that

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Nobody wants to admit number two

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What you said

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If you attribute it to Russia China Cuba whatever now you got to do something about it and nobody wants to go there

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Which I don't again, I don't believe because like we we

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Kill people, you know, you know, we you know, we pay other we pay warlords to kill people like an afferate like we do that

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Yeah, but put put a pin in that to sure

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I do think though that

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The Biden administration there are a lot of Obama people there and they had there was a like conscious effort to

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No, no

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We were drawn in no, but to have a different relations with the Russians then

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There had previously been in the past and there were a lot of people who were in the Obama White House in the Obama administration

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That were also in the Biden administration where there were more normal relations with Russia, right?

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so

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I think that the bar to

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Accepting this probably would have been a little bit higher and then acting on that if you accept that is true

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Okay, here's here's another reason possible reason

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That acknowledging a category of weapon

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That a foreign intelligence service has would invite questions about weird weapons that you have and

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Now you've got to answer to what you're doing

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This is kind of I fall a bit here okay that

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We're doing crazy shit all around the world

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We're zapping people we're making them disappear sure if we're not directly

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assassinating

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Iranian nuclear scientists were passing their names to the Israelis and they do it

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Which is part of why we I guess love having them around so to complain about this is a little bit like

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Hey, let's look in the mirror

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Mm-hmm

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And then people will start to be like well, what are you doing around the world because I again I don't

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I don't fully buy that we're just kind of like doing nothing around the world that's untoward and

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Our guys are getting zapped and it's terrible and they've paid a terrible health toll

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But that we're not doing something of that nature also that we just don't want to talk about

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Okay, and this is not to say that like

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That to me knowing nothing feels almost certainly true

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I mean like oh and here's my

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Here's my big brain theory about it. So

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Back in the 50 starting in the 50s the Russians were

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The we realized that the Russians were sending like micro wave radiation into the US embassy in Moscow

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Like so called Moscow signal. Yeah, it was going on for years and years and years and

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it's there's some

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The theory is that there were passive listening devices

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In the walls of the embassy somewhere famously like the Russian ambassador gave

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The American ambassador like this huge like

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Eagle seal of America and it had a passive listening device in it in the like right meeting room

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And it was there for many years before it was found and the reason these are undetectable is that they don't emit a signal

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You have to send a signal at it and then the signal bounces back

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And then that's how you read and listen to the device so that they the signals that they were sending into the

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embassy for years again for years were like modulating at different frequencies in the micro wave spectrum

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And therefore the idea is like there's probably like dozens of bugs in

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The building and that they're just trying to hear them now

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We complained about it

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a couple times Johnson complained about it president Johnson and then I believe our ambassador

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Complained about it and was like could you please stop and they were like what are you talking about

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And they're like no, no, no, no, you're doing it. Please stop like it's now. We said that

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It's causing health effects to our guys now. Here's where it got it my theory. It's wonky

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so in

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The US we have a standard called the 10 milliwatt standard, which is

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I won't get into the scientific details of it, but basically anything up to 10 milliwatt is safe

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In the micro wave spectrum and that's like a very important spectrum because that's like radar

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That's like guided missiles. It's like we use the microwaves for a lot of things

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It was that number was picked arbitrarily

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It wasn't picked because of like we did scientific testing that we blasted sheep with microwaves

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It was just like some guy was like I don't know 10 seems good and then they just

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Ran with that is this the guy who had the chocolate in his pocket? No, that's a different guy

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We'll get to that's a really excited about the chocolate in this part. That's a different guy

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And so when we were complaining to the Russians like hey, you're like blasting our guys with this crazy

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They were blasting us with signals that like are a thousandth of the 10 megawatt standard

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Like and in fact the Russian standard is like one one thousandth

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Of the level of our standard which originally we thought they did that just to embarrass us and that it was fake and that they had a much higher standard

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It's unclear that that is the case they've done the Russians clear they've done a lot of experimentation on microwaves

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so everything that

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from the

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Comes downstream from 10 megawatts like

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You can't

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For instance 10 megawatts like you can't work on an aircraft carrier because you were blasted way above 10 megawatts

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Like we don't even enforce it but like

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It was unclear earlier in the microwave oven era if more than 10 megawatts was leaking from that

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so

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All of our conversations around microwaves are based on the idea that 10 megawatts is safe and therefore that shaped

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Institutional thinking about

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What was possible and therefore when this happened people were like well, it's not like it's undetect

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We're not detecting it anywhere near 10 megawatts therefore this can't we're not detecting it therefore it can't be real

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Therefore, this is fake do you understand what I'm saying it's not that it was a

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Fully a conspiracy to cover up per se it was more that this arbitrary number has colored our thinking about what is possible in this

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Electromagnetic wavelength

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Sure, I mean I mean

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Look I when we were preparing for this episode

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I'm like the microwave stuff Jason's gonna have to kind of walk me through this

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Because I've spent a lot of time my life staring at microwave

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I've had my face blasted with technology my entire life and you know what sometimes I feel like I'm

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Experiencing some of these symptoms. I well

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I mean this has now we're gonna get into this is like kind of where the 5G. That's what I was gonna say

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Yes, there's just really interesting

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1970s two-part

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article in the New Yorker on microwaves and it quotes this dr. Milton's erity did a bunch of studies on microwaves and basically was like

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Hey, I don't think the 10 megawatt

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standard is safe and

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You know, honestly a lot of like the conspiracies about 5G about microwaves about cell phones in your pockets come

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through this

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but his

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findings have never actually been reefed no one's ever actually done the study and we're at a point right now

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And I'm not saying that microwaves aren't safe and that sell your little technologies and safe, but

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An entire regulatory framework based on 10 megawatts has been put into place where if that is not safe

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the liability the destruction of like future economic earnings the fact that we'd have to

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like retweet entire technologies like around that idea is pretty significant so

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What I'm saying is there's significant institutional reasons to act like that level is safe

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Despite the fact that when we complain to the Russians we were using their standard not ours

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We were using the 1 1,000th of 10 megawatts

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So what do we think that

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These Havana weapons like can we describe how that how that works a little bit how that would

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Play into this

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Well, I mean the the research

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That Zara did is pretty alarming like there were several studies one called chimera and another one called bizarre

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That study the potential effects of

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It was thought that when the Moscow signal first appeared one of the things they thought was

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They're using some sort of behavioral

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Modification gray. It's gonna make us think different. It's gonna make us act different and

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That those findings are still classified, but it is

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There was some evidence to back that up found by Zara and other

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Other scientists that if you blast cheap

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The amount of animal horrific animal testing in these yeah, what's I get you know rats? I

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I don't know rabbit's and dogs. Yeah, what the hell it's just horrific

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But there was some evidence that people's personalities and behaviors can be changed

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using this stuff and the experiences like

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Sounds emanating from inside of your head popping

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crackling

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You know, this is probably your individual neurons being cooked inside your brain

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And that's that's kind of the thing right like the

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The standard is kind of based on what it takes like heat something up not what it takes actually fry

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What's going on inside you right right and that's the other thing is this device did not create heat

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Yes, whatever these people experienced it was not the feeling of what we think of

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As the effect of microwaves on humans, which is like a burning sensation boiling

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You know burning of the eyes etc

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Yeah

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It's I mean when you

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Read about some of these things right like you talk up you see people who say that they've experienced this and they're talking about muscle deterioration

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And then there's like one of the first cases one of the famous cases is this guy

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Quoting quote Adam. He was a CIA operative. He was I think

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He was stationed in Havana. I think he's considered patient zero though

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There might be a couple cases that date actually

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There's a case in Germany from 2014 that may be linked um

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Adam talks about losing a certain percentage of his brain mass yikes as a result of this right

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And then you have people that talk about they've lost vision in one eye and that's neurological

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That's not just their eye being damaged. That's a neurological thing and it's like just horrific things

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Going on inside of these people that

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You know if we accept this all to be true or being caused by

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microwave frequencies being shot off of a weapon

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Here's the other part of it that I found fascinating. How do they identify these folks?

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I mean you're talking about like C.A. agents

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State Department officials who were potentially C.I. agents undercover. I guess like some of it would be the way we would find out like intercepts and whatnot

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FBI agents working on Russia

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but like

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That's interesting too like how did they identify these folks?

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Some of them I think we're out in the open like mock mark polymorepa list is one of the big ones not his real name

31:38

That's a code name

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Okay, I went through all that trouble. Oh, it's not what we're pronouncing the name

31:43

Try to figure out how you say that. Do we think he's Greek? Do you think I

31:47

Don't know what he is. It's not his real name

31:49

That's not this is bothering me. Okay, but it's like I'm like gutted nail this Greek name

31:54

Well mark P not his real name

31:58

He says that he experienced it in 2018 when he was on an official trip to Moscow right you know he he was

32:03

He was I guess at least out there. I think he was in Moscow. We have reports of this happening in Havana

32:11

Of course in that time period after

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The rest we reopened the embassy and the restrictions on Cuba were lifted under Obama

32:20

But like a lot of these things have happened in countries like

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Vienna and

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London places like London places that we know that like Russia has kind of had like free run of some stuff

32:33

Yeah, Vienna has known us like a spies haven

32:36

I will say the one that interests me is is Guangzhou in China. Mm-hmm because I just find it like hard to believe that

32:44

Tell me about this I actually don't know much about this one tell me about this one

32:46

Well, I mean it was an attack that there's not much details other than someone suffered the

32:51

of venez syndrome symptoms

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In the city and I just find it hard to believe with the amount of surveillance that they have that like

33:00

there wasn't

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The Chinese know about it not saying they helped but they were they didn't they weren't aware that that was happening because it's

33:09

China's like a very very hard place to operate because of all the

33:13

Surveillance the cameras the they're tracking you all the time. It's like Moscow. It's just very very hard to work there and

33:22

This leads to a so do you know about the opium hack opium breach? Mm-hmm. So um

33:31

A we think

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Groups associated with Chinese intelligence like got into basically got into state department databases

33:41

That have like the list of government employees like a huge list of government employees

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um and it says like

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I don't know some 20 21 million like names and stuff like people who have worked for the government like over the year anybody's

33:59

like who associated with government work and

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The feeling was that

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Along with advances in AI technology like if you fed that

34:11

Database like into an AI cross referenced with a bunch of other data like

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Social media etc that you could figure out who the spies were and like who the military people were and who the generals were and who the people who worked in various agencies were

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and

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You know one wonders if that's not part of it too that they just like have us dialed in I think the

34:37

You know there were a lot of specific cases and I think if anybody's watched the 60 minutes

34:43

reports

34:45

There were some cases cited in that that I have questions about okay, let's hear it

34:50

Well, there's the one on the steps of the White House right where the guy just like collapsed yes

34:56

And then there are just others kind of just in the general Washington area and I guess I I just have more questions about that

35:04

I wonder where you guys land on that because

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If you're telling me this happens in Vienna if you're telling me this happens

35:09

I know that there was cases like a restaurant in Istanbul where like it happened

35:14

Yeah, like sometimes it's just happens on like they're commute yes people can get yeah

35:19

Well, you just like pointed the back but now I understand what you're saying because my issue is like

35:25

How precise is this thing sure right

35:28

Because presumably that person who was shooting the thing wasn't actually on the grounds of the White House right there

35:34

Would have to presume right well you can't leave a fucking backpack like on the grounds of the White House anywhere no

35:41

So I guess it could have been in a car down the street or something

35:45

But then again like how do you aim it that precisely?

35:49

It is stated in the 60 minute support that these things are remote control and that would be necessary because

35:54

The closer you are to the source of microwaves. It's like it

35:58

It's like a 10x

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Yeah, a mount of the power that you're getting so for instance with the guy who walked

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Apparently is on video walking a backpack into a restaurant in Turkey where an FBI agent or state department like

36:14

Person in their family or like having dinner

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You

36:19

Apparently it's described as like the entire restaurant was just like immediately like oh

36:24

But like the guy who walked that backpack in

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Must have just like gritted his teeth and been like fuck it. I'm like

36:34

I'm gonna take one for the team and just fry to get this guy

36:38

Because there's no way that person wasn't feeling it too. That's that is I mean

36:41

I get that like part of it in some situations. It is young just from far away and you're pointing it at someone

36:46

But the people that are doing this in a lot of these situations they must be feeling some of the effects

36:51

Right. Yeah, if they're close to anywhere close to it. They have to be sure like the cricket gone from yeah, I'm alive. We get the blowback

36:58

Um, can we talk about the chef? Okay, talk to tell me about the chef. Okay

37:03

This is the 60 minutes guy that's missing the guy who the reporter couple years ago. Yeah

37:09

Jason, how would you describe gru unit 291555 very little is known about it

37:14

But the gru is basically like our

37:16

CIA

37:17

Mm-hmm. They're an intelligence agency that the fsb is like their FBI. Okay works internally and the gru is like their CIA works overseas

37:27

Okay, and the unit 2915 sorry 291555. It's a cool name. It's a really cool name

37:35

It's like the excellent branding, but like these are kind of like I mean granted

37:40

That number would imply there are a lot more units

37:42

Right, you are you and I'm not familiar with the rest of them, but like this this sounds like like some of the scarish

37:49

They do that too though. They they number shit weird so you don't know they'll be like you know battalion 55

37:56

So you think there's 50 battalions and there's like they do that. Yeah, okay everybody does um, but this

38:04

So first of all like this unit has popped up

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um

38:09

There have been sightings of members of this unit like allegedly in the vicinity of

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Different reported Havana

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Their cell phones were pinged and it's known that they were in that area or like the two 2014 one in frankfur

38:22

Um

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Somebody identified a member who was a member of somebody identified someone in the vicinity

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Who was a member of the unit 291555 this unit is like responsible for

38:36

Apparently assassinations around the world

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aimed at like destabilizing things in europe

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They also according to the CIA

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Operated a Russian bounty program that offered cash reward

38:51

To Taliban linked militants to kill us. I mean that's so yeah everybody does that though. Yeah, but that's yes, okay

38:57

I'm sure they did okay. We have a chef who had some connections to the gru

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uh

39:04

Vitaly Kovalev Vitaly Kovalev he was a security technical officer at gru

39:11

Who then came over to america and started working at russian restaurants michael in star

39:16

I mean chef like this guy loved to cook legend in two games

39:23

He was ever like cutting it up like over the over the chopping board or whatever like frying something up in the pan

39:29

What am I doing?

39:31

I'm fucking my dude and my life

39:33

I'm gonna go out tonight and go like microwave of fb i guys brain in his house

39:40

I just love to cook man. He's cooking all around right this this man. He's he's going with the microwave and the stove

39:47

You know so

39:50

Great year we what he was in florida allegedly visiting

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uh

39:54

Not on a mission just allegedly visiting and um

39:57

He went please want to go pull him over takes off in his Mustang high-speed chase

40:01

They pull him out of the car. They find various things including passport

40:05

Device that can erase GPS data from vehicles, which is like that's cool. That's cool. That's great

40:13

Um, they put him in the back of the cop car at one point his glasses and by the way on all of the social media never wearing glasses

40:20

Okay, but his glasses are hanging over his face a little bit, right?

40:24

And he appears to be having a one-sided conversation with the glasses

40:28

Okay, just into the glasses about uh, uh, you know, just like I

40:33

I don't know like just things that would imply that like yeah, this this things are getting a little fucked up for me right now

40:38

glasses fall off its face mission um conversation stops

40:42

he

40:44

While he's in

40:46

jail in florida

40:47

He is interrogated by one fb i agent for over 80 hours just he'd only did two years in jail by the way

40:54

I mean, what do they really have them on other than

40:57

Come on

41:06

Well while they were interrogating him

41:08

This this agent spent 80 you said for 80 hours 80 hours not at once

41:13

I'm aware it wasn't they weren't just sitting there for it but this fb i agent later suffered

41:21

Symptoms yeah consistent with a vanicindral the um

41:26

The way that the uh, vatali story ends is he gets out 2022 goes back to russia um

41:34

They tell him not to go because it's like hey, you've been in american custody so long

41:38

They're gonna think you're an american agent don't go and he gets out he goes to

41:43

He gets shipped to the front lines of you crane go straight to you

41:47

Then a few months later they just issue a death certificate for him um

41:52

No, I don't know if his body was ever recovered

41:54

I don't know what happened but they issue that death certificate

41:57

Let that be a lesson to all you Russian agents in the us

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If you get arrested first of all you're gonna do two years max. It's gonna be it's gonna be soft

42:07

Very soft, but when you get out do not go home

42:13

Don't go get get back in the kitchen. That's it do what you love

42:19

Look

42:21

Yeah, actually bronsom would love to have you on fuck that's the way

42:24

Like come on um, you can go on there after so far on was just on there go on there after him you know

42:32

I'm still like I don't know they let this first of all

42:36

We sure he wasn't a spy two years and they let him go

42:40

I mean we sure we didn't turn him they

42:42

Right right right right right and then after two years you're like good job

42:47

Uh, you know

42:49

Casing the home of an FBI agent with strange devices in your car

42:54

You're free to go

42:58

But if I go back over there

43:01

Yeah, don't don't go back go back

43:06

Don't don't go back. Yeah, it's not safe, but you know

43:11

So that that's a crazy story in this it's yeah, I don't know if I necessarily want to move on from the Russians

43:16

But another one of my favorite stories is something that

43:19

We were talking about before we came in here the Norwegian scientist

43:23

This guy so the Norwegian scientist mentioned in the recent Washington Post article who apparently in

43:30

2024 2024 built a based off of

43:35

Open source reporting about what this device the effects it potentially had and

43:42

Descriptions of the device that is just out there from the 60 minutes and other places

43:48

He kind of like reverse engineered a version of this device

43:52

In the lab was just blasting sheep with it blasted himself with it

43:57

And was like hey guess what it works. Yeah, he was hoping to disprove it

44:01

He's up in disprove and right and it was like guess what we figured it out

44:05

Yeah, like it works. You fire in that in your face

44:07

No, no, not a never well. I think you know here's an underrated part of this

44:12

I think we because we you know like we're in a very technically advanced society

44:16

You know, we invented all these incredible technologies that have changed the world, you know like how many

44:22

Computers around the world right now run on software that were created here, right?

44:27

So we have this idea of ourselves is very technologically advanced nation

44:32

You know, we drop the first atom bomb

44:35

Yada yada yada

44:36

And I think that there is a

44:39

Because of this I think we underrate that the Russians are

44:43

Experts in the field of microwaves have been working with them at least

44:49

I mean

44:50

1953 when they're blasting the embassy that's like 70 years ago at this point like this a long fucking time that they've been working on this tech and so

44:58

It's

45:00

Very interesting that not until 2024 was it even proven that you could do this with

45:08

Energy in that wavelength that you could have these kinds of effects

45:13

I have to ask the question sure

45:16

Do we fully buy this story about this

45:19

classified Norwegian scientists that you know

45:23

They the government anybody out there has not really confirmed his existence

45:28

Right, I have to ask the question this guy out there planning to shoot to shoot sheep with this with this microwave weapon and then start shooting himself in the face

45:36

Then all of a sudden starts experience in these symptoms, right? Like do we 100% buy this I

45:43

Look at pops up in the Washington post are you are you besmirching the Washington post as bedrag

45:51

Do that to Jeff Bezos is Washington post and I don't want to like look

45:56

I don't want to get in the game of calling other journalists work into question

45:59

But like they're operating from their sources right and we I guess right we would have to assume that they have seen things that would prove this

46:06

But like a lot of these stories stories are kind of scant on

46:11

much details

46:12

Sure

46:14

Because I you know again, I think a lot of this stuff is classified

46:18

um

46:19

But I trust the post you have it so what is your let me ask what is the conspiracy theory because of this is interesting to me

46:25

I'm just I'm actually just trying to to

46:28

Plant the seed to build up to right okay

46:32

The weapon yes because the weapon is the big thing and I think that has turned a lot of this for people right

46:38

I think there were a lot of people that were skeptical in the past and the weapon and we got it we bought the weapon

46:43

We got it yeah

46:44

I haven't seen

46:47

I would have I think I would have liked to have leasing like a sketch of what the weapon could look like

46:51

You know what I imagine is like a is like a ghostbuster backpack exactly that's exactly what I was I was envisioning right yeah

46:59

Like on to end like 12 C batteries

47:07

Just saying I go questions based on the scantness of the details well um would you like to hear about some

47:14

Energy directed weapon systems created right here in the old us. I would love that

47:19

There's a DS the active denial system it

47:24

Directs a millimeter wave directed microwave energy at humans causing like

47:31

Extreme heat on the surface of human skin causing pea-sized blisters in less than point one percent of exposure

47:39

Like it just like we'll burn you up. We used it in Afghanistan to get people out of like buildings that we didn't want to go

47:47

Um how about marauder marauder we got cool names. Yeah great branding magnetically accelerated ring to achieve ultra high

47:56

directed energy and radiation. I love they they came up with the name first and then the acronym second

48:01

Yeah, you can always tell

48:03

um this was

48:05

Used to high energy capacitors to create a toyroid of plasma

48:10

At a significant fraction of the speed of light that would then be I guess launched at something

48:15

There is I like this one um

48:19

Project Excalibur. This is from the the um star wars Reagan era star wars

48:25

The concept detonate a nuclear weapon in space and then

48:30

Using profit some sort of like lens system

48:35

Channel the x-rays into a laser beam that then shoots down

48:40

From space

48:42

This was how obviously we didn't get very far with that one no that one that one didn't get very far like but I guess the idea is like hey

48:50

Technically this can work

48:52

Chimera this is so chimera there's a bunch of like anti drone things chimera is ground-based high power microwave system for like

49:03

Burning the electronics in like incoming missiles and drones

49:07

I'm still caught up on the nuclear bomb in space because that actually ties back to

49:13

Uh, what is it?

49:14

Archimedes

49:16

Yes, the mirrors of Archimedes which was the idea of like

49:20

harnessing the sun and projecting it through mirrors to burn ships

49:25

And this is just for the for the for the cold war era. We're gonna blow up a nuke in space

49:30

That guy was out of his you know ahead of his time

49:33

Odin optical dazzling

49:36

Interdictor dazzling. Yeah dazzling. It's a ship or laser intended to counter drones and and

49:44

complicate intelligence gathering

49:47

Yeah, just give him the razzle dazzle with that

49:50

Uh, let's do one more because the the names of them are fun neural particle beam

49:56

Yeah, this is a current program missile defense agency in 2019

50:02

uh

50:05

It 34 million was requested to develop a space-based neutral particle beam for boost phase ballistic missile defense

50:14

uh

50:15

Undersector of defense Michael Griffin who had worked on the original like Reagan era star war stuff said in 2018

50:21

Quote we should not lose our way as we come out of the slough of

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Dispondence in directed energy in other words don't forget about the lasers man. We got to be making the lasers

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Yes, and how that was the the Raytheon corporation which

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guided missile systems and defense systems they made

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Untold millions from the patent of the microwave oven which used to be six feet tall

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Um, microwave oven was six was this tall as Tyler Parker for like 10 years

52:11

It was like six feet tall and weighed like 800 pounds like you could only use it on chips

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You could you could take down

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800 pounds that maybe a couple of me good. I don't know you could only use it on ships. So

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Here it is. I'm going to give you a

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Consumer product. Oh, it was created because of military experiments and or military funding so women

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So things that I can purchase or could have purchased in the recent past you can purchase today today that

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Because of the military the military created them and then for whatever reason they found a second life or

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In can civilian world right and that's the military here in militaries

52:51

Across the world. Okay, and you will I'll give them to you

52:54

Okay, and then I'll name a second thing and you will tell me

52:57

It's basically winter stays on okay, so I'm like this or this this this okay gun

53:03

Knife okay, and then you would say knife okay, and then I'd say like knife

53:09

Club knife okay, so that's how I got the game. Okay. That's how we're gonna do it ready. Yeah

53:14

Freeze dried food

53:16

Do I look during World War II to preserve blood serum medicines and food for military logistics free stride food and

53:23

Epi pens

53:26

We're going Epi pens now. I have any personal attachment there. It just feels like the right choice

53:30

So you're right you didn't want to consign

53:32

Untold thousands to their deaths from allergic reactions. Oh what I decide is actually what lives on okay

53:39

Okay, I mean yeah like these

53:41

I

53:42

Don't want to like tell you your scoring system for you got it. Okay, you tell me how you're gonna score

53:48

I can't wait until bomber jackets

53:51

Epi pens okay, so Epi pens super glue discovered accidentally in 1942 during the height of World War II

53:58

I've never had to use an Epi pen. I

54:00

Super glue got me through a lot of class politics when I was

54:04

Oh, this is this is gonna be a very interesting matchup super glue duct tape also developed during World War II

54:11

Johnson and Johnson's

54:12

Permacil division. This is yeah, I'm really called duck. Do you see K tape really? Yes, this this actually blows my mind

54:20

I thought I thought it was duct tape because they were now you're taping the like the ducks

54:25

It was originally because it was made to see all

54:30

Cotton duck fabric like got it and so it was originally called duck. Okay

54:35

Um, I'm going to do duct tape duct tape 100% duct tape

54:39

duct tape

54:42

A legend of the game a legend absolute does it all yeah, I mean five to a little five to a player duct tape like the Josh heart of

54:50

Jesus

54:53

Absolutely um

54:55

Okay, duct tape tampons slash menstrual pads during World War I Kimberley Clark developed cell you cotton

55:03

And absorbent wood pulp wadding five times war absorbent then cotton

55:07

After the war army nurses who had discovered the material work well as a menstrual absorbent drove demand

55:11

Which you're gonna know is me and my guy Tyler over here

55:14

We're allies total allies allies of the ladies out there

55:17

So you're not gonna select duct tape over co-jacks and and menstrual pads. I didn't say that okay

55:24

No, we're going we're going tampons. Okay, we're going big tampon

55:27

Shows the shouts to producer Sarah

55:31

Everyone there is actually a lady in the room. We make these episodes

55:34

She's lovely and she puts up with a lot. Okay, tampons menstrual pads

55:39

mRNA vex

55:41

A foundational research on an mRNA vaccine technology was funded in part by DARPA through its adept program autonomous

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Diagnostics to enable prevention and therapeutics with on tampons

55:55

Look we would still be in the throws of the COVID pandemic, but we're going with tampons and that's the kind of ally you are

56:04

They'd be saying this about me

56:07

menstrual pads

56:09

The SUV oh I love

56:12

The original Jeep was designed in 1940 to a US Army specification for a light reconnaissance vehicle

56:18

After WW2 willies

56:21

Willies overland to sold a civilian version the CJ the civilian Jeep and all SUVs tracer lineage to this

56:30

So I lose all SUVs if I lose the Jeep. That's right. Mm-hmm

56:34

The RAV4 which I know is very special to you

56:37

What you think I wrap

56:41

tampons okay, yeah, we can't alienate half the globe

56:47

For the mere just for merely an SUV

56:50

Okay, tampons menstrual pads versus the bomber jacket bomber jacket

56:58

I've seen some of the biggest dreams in my life. Yeah, just level up by putting on a bomber jacket like I mean

57:03

Could we have baseball without the bomber jacket?

57:06

That's it right just think about all the I'm sorry. Sorry. Later's bomber jacket

57:10

You look great. You some of them look very lovely in bomber jacket. Let's keep it here bomber jacket versus aviator sunglasses

57:16

And long developed the aviator in 1936 bomber jacket. Okay

57:22

bomber jacket versus the interstate highway system

57:27

Champion by president Eisenhower in order to quickly move troops across the country

57:32

um

57:37

Is it just go with your heart man. What do you have bomber jacket? Okay, so

57:42

So in this universe we are like still picking our way through like back roads across

57:48

The vast swath of north of north. No, it's fine

57:50

I'm not like making it. I mean I

57:52

Who likes life 40? I do

57:54

Nobody does root 66 look have you ever tried to drive at the 101 we could we could turn this into the california's podcast

58:02

Yeah bomber jacket digital photography

58:05

The charged couple device ccd was invented at bell labs in 1969

58:11

But the US military and intelligence community drove its development for spy satellites

58:16

I'm a film guy you're like analog film. I like air up. I'm so you Lord. Maybe sell you Lord

58:22

Yeah, we're sticking to that. Just think about that without spy satellites. No one could take a picture on their phone

58:27

Okay

58:28

The bomber jacket versus canned food Napoleon offered a 12,000 frank prize in

58:35

1795 for a method of preserving food so he could send his armies out to invade Russia

58:42

Austria and other countries silo with your favorite canned food

58:47

And now I don't even know now. I'm not I don't think I'm gonna do the canned foods now make it corn

58:52

What what boy are D?

58:55

Soup I mean

58:57

There's a lot of soup and then could we even do soup it be glass jars I guess like I guess we could be a glass jar

59:05

So what is the answer bomber jacket or canned food? Yeah

59:10

Millions if not billions will starve yeah, I would just tell you this but it's feel free to select the bomber jacket

59:18

I haven't switched it up and go canned food

59:22

And another victory for for Napoleon

59:27

All right canned food versus wristwatches wristwatches existed before world war one

59:33

But they were considered a women's jewelry

59:37

Wonderful a misogynistic note about society, but military officers needed a way to coordinate artillery barrage is therefore the wristwatch became popular

59:46

Check out this pussy once

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They want some other time

59:58

Oh, okay, go canned food can food the microwave oven invented by Percy Spencer at Raytheon for which he was paid a two dollar patent

1:00:07

fee

1:00:08

Would we still be here doing this episode if the microwave went away important? Yeah, and I wouldn't want to

1:00:13

But I affect that that's true. I enjoy being here with you guys. Okay, so microwave oven

1:00:17

microwave oven versus GPS the global positioning system was developed by the US Department of Defense in

1:00:23

1973 originally called NavStar all I need is one fucking Russian chef

1:00:30

No, we're going microwave oven. Okay microwave oven versus

1:00:34

We're putting out maps calm

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microwave oven versus computers

1:00:39

The any act the first general purpose electron and computer was funded by the US Army to calculate artillery firing tables

1:00:47

bomber jacket no sorry

1:00:49

um

1:00:51

This is really tough because computer calls all the problem. I feel like well. I feel like none of this is here without computer

1:00:56

Maybe life is simpler, but

1:01:00

Computers, okay computers to addicted and then finally

1:01:05

Computers versus the internet arpinette funded by DARPA went live in 1969

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Connecting four university nodes the TCP IP protocol suite was developed under DARPA

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To in the 1970s and obviously commercialized to great effect in the 1990s

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This is this is like all of a sudden we did this bracket and we ended up with the Yankees playing the Lakers

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I don't like this. I don't like where this ended up

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I wanted to be a little more whimsical and not have to choose between the computer and the internet

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I think for anyone keeping track of home bomber jacket made such a run as a Cinderella

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A lot of exciting stuff in the in the early rounds

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Yeah, bomber jacket really a Gonzaga situation where we're from Cinderella to to heavyweight

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See if we don't have the internet. I mean, well, can you have internet? We have the internet computer

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One of those things. Yeah, this is not a good. I guess I could play solitaire on the computer without the internet

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I couldn't do my taxes like Fred she's like some video games and stuff that you could have done

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This didn't work out how I wanted it to do like recipes computer

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Okay

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Well

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Because the computer is less the problem than the internet that we have I don't disagree. Yeah incredible run by computer to come in late

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And steal it, but you have to say

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It was like computer in internet or like the number one seeds from the track. So I think it's not this way

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They got buys like they got the boys that they deserved to

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You know you know what I'm saying? I mean half the women in the world are

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Walking into a CVS and discovering that their lives are very very different now

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Get get ready to learn compact computers

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We haven't gone through whether

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Whether we think this is real or not. We haven't answered that question. Oh, I think it's real. I mean, I guess I was

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Let me take the counterfactual. Okay. What would it mean to for it to be fake 1500 people

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Oh from different places

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In the world all experiencing

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similar symptoms

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Because they heard that somebody else had these systems and therefore

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that

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I guess reverberated with their own mental health issues issues around stress

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That's where to believe it's that or some very sophisticated

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Sci-op using

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Over a thousand government officials who you're asking some of them to destroy their careers in order to gin up

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Antipathy towards

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Cuba and Russia

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Okay, or it's real

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Tyler I think it's real. I the

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that

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Family members of the

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operatives are feeling the effects of this stuff too

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That kind of takes it away from the whole like psychosomatic kind of thing for me and it's

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It seems like it I'm sure there are explanations for maybe a few of the things that

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Where it's like okay, this isn't the vanis syndrome, but it feels like for them

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um

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Like say everything just

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Lines up too much to for it to be

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Fully bullshit. It seems like it's definitely happening. That's how I kind of feel being spy feels like it's you're just basically doing

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Pranks but like at a high level

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Like that you're just like pranking guys. Yeah, watch this huh asking kosher um

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I

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Think it's real okay, but okay. I don't know how I feel about

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1500 people you think it's less. I think it's less. I think that there's some reporting out there

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Which I'm kind of inclined to agree with that the numbers much smaller like

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100 that's still a lot that's still a lot. So what are the other 900 doing?

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Just having the psychosomatic reaction and kind of freaking out. I don't think that these are some that most of these are psychosomatic

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Because a lot of these people are showing biomarkers in their blood and you can like if it's psychosomatic

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You're not going to show the biomarkers right what is what if it's from the 5G towers

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Sure, what if what if it is in some of these cases

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Environmental or for pre-existing conditions right? I think back a lot and please push push back

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Back against this idea because I tried this out of my girlfriend today and she pushed back immediately

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But May 2020 you talked to someone you're like they were like god

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I was so sick and like January 2020

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And everyone was like I'm that must have been COVID right and I think like people do have a tendency sometimes to hear that this thing is happening

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Be like that sounds like what I'm experienced. Yeah, I

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Think that when we're talking about operatives who have been in hostile territories or operating a space where the Russians had easy access to these things or

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Whom ever like we're operating under the assumption that is the Russians again none of us experts none of us actually

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They did catch a Russian guy, but they yes, but we don't know but yes, yeah, I'm trying to try not to get sued by the Russians

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Though I

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But I think that

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When you start to let in like 1500 people into this into this thing that was probably a little more targeted

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And I think this is actually where some of the doubt came from because you let in 1500 people all of a sudden

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Somebody's like, oh yeah, I got this ringing in my ear

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They might just be listening to the air pods too loud, right like I think that

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You

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Having so many people looked at has allowed like some of the agencies that have examined this to be like

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They're to doubt some of these claims

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But I do think that on a smaller scale. This is entirely legitimate. I

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I tend to agree with you. I also think like there's probably people who are like

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Let me get my early retirement. I got that. I got I got microwaved. I got migraines. I'm here in popcorn

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Doc get me out of here. It's time to retire and take my benefits

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I'm just picturing some CIA agents hanging around some

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Some construction sites like the guys on the sopranos

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Trying to get some no-show jobs. Um

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Yeah, I mean, I think that's where I land though that this is that this is real. I think it's real also

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But just to restate like I think to take a haircut on what your position is

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I think that it is

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Institutional arrogance that we didn't think anybody could do something like this

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That was part of it too that I think that Americans and hold your thought. I'm sorry, but the Americans

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The CIA believe that well we couldn't do this to this many people right how could they how could they do it right there

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They're fucking submarines

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So when you hear the 1500 and they're like we couldn't do is 1500 people without getting caught so obviously this didn't happen

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Right, but anyways sorry to question no, but that's what I think I think that there is a just kind of like

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an under-estimating of

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Enemy prowess foreign prowess in this particular area

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We think we're a great science nation and we got out science in this particular regard, you know

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That's like not what any of our movies tells us is

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Is a thing not to mention as mentioned before there's that 10 megawatt standard that it underpins

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so many parts of

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Industrial and consumer life that we just couldn't imagine that something beyond

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Or under that signal could possibly be dangerous this way and but yeah, I tend to think it's real

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Okay, I mean at this point it's kind of like there's just too much reporting for it to be fake and when you have a guy and you bought one

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Which still that's another one that to me is like I want to hear about that

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They've got a top the Russians have a top secret device and people are like selling it on the internet look

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15 million dollars

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And it's pretty but where are you going money? Where are you what are you doing? I

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Where do you get how do you leave the country? Yeah, I

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If there's any country that I believe that there could be a black market for a band again

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It's Russia. Yeah, yeah, no for sure that does happen. Okay. Let's go to our lucid scale. Okay. By the way

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I've heard in some of the comments. I can say I could speak from the producer perspective

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There's some lucid score inflation going on so I'm gonna try to keep this as as honest as I can okay

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As you know our lucid score

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scored each category one to four

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Legs doesn't have legs unintentional comedy. Is this a funny story?

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Sinisterness how sinister is this story intrigue?

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It's intriguing

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I feel like Alec Baldwin and Glengarry and Ross danger. Is this a dangerous story?

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Okay legs does this story of legs we can continue to hear about Havana syndrome

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Thinking about go going with a three because it's been going on for a decade and it's and it's it's going to

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Continue right actually let me revise I'm going two and a half

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I feel as well I think it's a two I think it's like

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Listen obviously a really interesting story, but like it spies that are getting zapped not

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The general population. So I feel like it's gonna continue to be a neat story. I agree with you two and a half a two point five

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unintentional comedies is funny at all

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Vitalies kind of fun. Vitalies. All right. All right. I mean all right p to him. All right. P

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Vitalie it was sorry to Vitalies

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Family and I also this Norwegian scientist just blasted himself

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That is that is deeply funny. It's very funny to think about that guy being like these idiots think this is gonna hurt me

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But like you know at the same time we have some

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We have some

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people who have

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Worked for these agencies for a long time reporting that like 20% of their brain has been destroyed because of this

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Yes, the brain is lost mass

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Let's go to

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One for Vittale one for the Norwegian. Okay. That's a two

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Sinisterness is this a sinister story

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I kind of want to go low on this okay go low one and a half why why so low

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Because it's just you don't care about people you don't care about are come on come on

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If you don't care about the you've got the red white and blue heroes that have like blood for this nation

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But to your point this is spies blasting spies right and honestly like

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If you're getting in the spy game you're getting in the spy game right you kind of you know what's up? Yes, right?

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Okay, so we got two and a half two one and a half

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Intrigue you intrigued very in intrigue. I'm going three and a half on this one

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Wow 3.5. I love the story. I do too and then finally danger how dangerous is this story to

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And less it actually leads to this war that I was

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Talking about this is an interesting score. This is an 11 and a half out of 20

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I'm just trying to keep it real we can't everything we can't have everything be a 19. I think this is fair

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Yeah, this is fair, right? It's it's a good story

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To it's bad story for the people are experiencing. It's a good story for us to discuss it's one of the

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Kind of cornerstone

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conspiracy theories that have popped up in the past 10 years

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It is like exactly the type of thing that I think is fascinating to discuss, but I think in the grand scheme of things

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It's an 11 and a half out of 20 and a half

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Disagree you all right, let's go to the do scroll

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All right, everybody welcome to do scroll this week

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This is where we take a look at some stories that have made us raise our eyebrows a little bit that we want to keep tabs on

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first one

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Charlie Kirk

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Sure if y'all heard

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The lawyers of the man charged in connection with the shooting death of conservative activist Charlie Kirk

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The man's name is

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Tyler Robinson he's requested a six month delay for a court hearing scheduled in may

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To review evidence that suggests the bullet that killed Kirk did not match the rifle

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to clarify

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they are saying that

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His lawyers are saying yes

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Right

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ATF conducted a report that saying that they cannot

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Definitively conclude or that they cannot definitively link the bullet to the rifle

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That was in Tyler Robinson's alleged possession

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after the the act that he's been charged for was committed. Yes

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The quote is was unable to identify the bullet recovered at autopsy to the rifle allegedly tied to mr

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Robinson Tyler Robinson is the name of the

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Now that this is what the defense is claiming it's unclear now when you say inconclusive that might mean that

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The bullet

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Is ostensibly of the same caliber but is so mangled and destroyed that they can't actually tell through testing

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If it actually came out of the right the the barrel of this particular rifle that said

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you're seeing like a lot of

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Chatter online that it's like oh see that the bullets not the one that doesn't match

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Which is not exactly what they're saying they're saying that

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uh

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His defense is saying hey the ATF did a test and they were not able to prove that it's conclusively the bullet

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And it's not clear that that is even the case they're claiming it they haven't seen the report

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And I think that like I've seen some chatter online in the past

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36 hour since this came out that was saying all the bullet didn't match

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And I think some of this came from the way the daily male who was which was one of the first out list report on this frame

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And that story was spread very widely and as these types of stories tend to make their way into the same publications again

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And again the daily male the New York Post etc etc

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But I even noticed it because it was shared in our group chat it was I shared it and

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Do you know why I shared it because in this specific

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case

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I

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Loved disinformation. I'm amplifying it. I'm putting it out there

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I

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I'm a agent of chaos in this regard

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The bullet didn't match

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That's what the

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I'm saying is we don't know what happens the daily male head

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Sorry, I'll let you take a beat on that

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Um the daily male headline when you not gonna get really like nerdy for two seconds

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But when you yeah and when you when you publish things online

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You can publish a different headline on the story and a different headline that pops up when you share it on social

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When you drop something in your group chat it pulls a social thing because for some reason fucking apple things

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I message is social and I guess it is

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um

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The headline on the social simply said

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Um, I should probably get this right because I'm quoting it. So let me pull this sure pull this up real quick

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Why it just it just love the disinformation. Okay, just enjoy it

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Okay, the headline

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From daily male when you share it says bullet used to kill Charlie Kirk did not all caps

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Match Tyler Robinson's rifle. It's fairly different. No alleged no lawyers say yeah, it's very definitive

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And you know, I think as we know most people

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They don't unless they're listening to the doom scroll. They're not getting much. They're not getting the full story

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So here's the so again just to kind of underline it the full story is this is a claim made by

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The alleged assassins attorneys

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About a report that they haven't seen yet that they're hoping that this stay of six months will allow them time to

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examine this report which they have heard has

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Uh held that it's inconclusive regarding the bullet that said

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I don't know that headline says what it says

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What's next?

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I've one I have one thing about Tyler Robinson sure

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Right now unless this case turns out differently than I expect is gonna he's given

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I'm a as a fellow Dodge challenger owner. He's giving us a bad name. Did he drive a Dodge challenger?

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He drives it to like a 2012 six-cylinder is like yeah, yeah, I got I got thoughts on that. Okay

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Cash Patel got hacked he did he definitely did I ran link tackers broken to FBI director cash Patel's

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personal email inbox on Friday

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The it's a pro-Iranian hacker group

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Honda a hack team

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Said Patel quote will now find his name among the list of successfully hacked victims

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There was no government data exposed

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They found and published some embarrassing photos a lot of him in a cigar a lot of him in a cigar

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You know making a face while he's like taking a picture of himself in the mirror holding like a bottle of rum

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Real like sort of divorce dad kind of energy

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um

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Yeah, it uh, right, you know him writing in some old convertible

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You know, he's a lot of a lot of stuff like that. I think I'm not a Dodge challenger. Can I can I note something?

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Put this out there. Let's see if this starts anything in the disinformation space

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His eyes have changed. Mm-hmm. Have they not?

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Hmm, cast hotel replicants

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cash Patel today

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the eyes are at a

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They operated a different angle than they did

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At the time these pictures were taken that's all I have to say about that interesting

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Something's happened

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Something I said, I'm gonna catch we looking for that next week. I'm gonna be a deep dive on that. Yeah, cash Patel

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Cash Patel's eyes could be an episode

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um

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The the one thing in that that I was very sad that actually hasn't been confirmed what was going around last week was that he

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used this same email address to sign up for

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Exodus. Yes. Yes. Yes. Has that been confirmed? It has not been sadly has not been confirmed spider cash spider cash

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I that's the no that's the that's the user name spider cash. I did read that I think it was like a reddit post and

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I was very hopeful that it would be the case that the

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Head of the FBI used his actual name

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To comment on on videos on the ex video platform and by the way, let me just say it

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To the folks out there you you absolute freak gooners the people who make accounts on porn platforms comment

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Don't ever let this world dim your shine

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That's incredible keep going keep shining. I'm sure that the porn stars are reading

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What it is that you're saying I'm sure they're weighing every I read the comments on this show

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You know I know about the loosest more inflation

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Absolutely so moved they're like

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I gotta say something about this one. I mean it's basically let a box

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All right, so there

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63-year-old statin island catering kingpin a tour mazi

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Has been behind bars since his may 2024 arrest on a 61 count of indictment that included

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Drug sale grand larceny and identity theft charges

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He he claims

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that

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Staten island district attorney Michael McMahon is labeled uh this guy a one-man crime wave

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mazi is acting and I apologize if I'm saying that wrong but mazi is acting

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As his own lawyer and in a court filing last month he claimed that he is quote part of a protected class

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senior Sicilian

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This is not an uncommon viewpoint in statin island. I'll say that like as a as a

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Perulent familiar with the area who by the way worked for a

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Italian-owned catering company on statin island chest a frambois catering

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um

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Not connected to any illicit

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Transactions as far as I know they were on the up and up, but that's not an uncommon. That's a that's a it's a

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Sicilian you would hear that yeah that we you know like the Sicilians of that area are oppressed look

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I grew up in Rhode Island. Yeah, yeah, I'm wearing a sopranos shirt today. It's my second second sopranos reference

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I'm wearing a pine baron shirt on the show um

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I'm half Italian and you know what I'm half protected. Yeah, so it's no so this no

1:22:22

indication that this person's

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connected to any of the crime families of the area which um

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Staten Island a known place where those figures reside

1:22:34

Nothing that I've read the sort of goes into that much detail the most

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interesting detail that

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We found was that in 2014 yeah, uh this guy published a book titled it's your right to be fit sexed and happy

1:22:54

I mean, who's gonna I agree who's gonna disagree? I'm reading

1:22:57

Casper Tell

1:22:59

Um, well listen Justin. Thank you so much for producing this pod and appearing

1:23:05

It's it's really truly the pleasure of my life

1:23:11

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