TACO Tuesday

2026-04-09 21:00:00 • 1:07:03

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Hello and welcome to the Sleep Political Gabb Fest.

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April 9th, 2026, the Taco Tuesday edition.

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I am David Plotts of CityCast.

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I'm in Washington, D.C. from the New York Times Magazine and Yale University Law School

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Emily Bazzalan and New Haven.

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Hello, Emily.

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So I'm all mixed up because it's actually Thursday, but I did get your joke.

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She's been good.

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I'm glad I'm one of the hosts of the show.

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God be extremely basic joke.

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It started the show.

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Hi, how'd you happy?

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I was like, which joke is she talking about?

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Surely she can't be talking about Taco Tuesday.

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It's the only one.

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It is Thursday, everybody.

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Yes, it is.

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It is.

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Where we are it's Thursday.

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From New York City, of course, that's John Dickerson.

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John, I noticed that you named it Hickory, which I think is a cool name for a model, but

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I guess it's some echo of Andrew Jackson's old Hickory nickname, which I thought was

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politically, I thought that was kind of a Trumpian choice.

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Yeah.

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I played with, I played with Hickory.

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Well, we're going to get it up into the 21st century sometime Q2.

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Okay.

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This week on the gap fest, Trump starts the week threatening to destroy Iran, ends it with

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an abject ceasefire, will the ceasefire hold?

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Where do we stand on the Iran War?

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So unlike Emily, I was aware of what was going on on Tuesday.

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That's unfair.

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My statement that today is Thursday.

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Okay.

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Okay.

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All right.

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But Tuesday was a really, Tuesday was a crazy day.

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I know it was crazy for you.

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Everyone I was talking to was sort of checking in.

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It was like, will he do it?

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What's happening?

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Has anything happened?

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And we were all anticipating what might happen at 8 p.m. when when President Trump self-imposed

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deadline on the Iranians to open the straight of our moves.

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What end?

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And he promised a civilizational erasure.

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He, of course, you've probably read this.

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He said, a whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again.

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He had welcomed Easter Sunday in with this Jolly message.

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Open the fucking straight, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in hell.

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Just watch.

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Praise be to Allah.

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And of course, at the last minute, it did become Taco Tuesday as Trump and the Iranians

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agreed to some kind of two-week ceasefire that was broken by the Pakistanis.

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One, that the two parties that are party to the ceasefire, or I guess three, maybe Israel

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being a party to it, seem to disagree entirely on what it means.

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So John, as we stand here on Thursday morning, is it clear at all what the terms of the

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ceasefire are?

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Is there a ceasefire?

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And where does it leave this strange, misbegotten war?

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Yeah.

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There is a reduction in the amount of killing going on or potential for killing, at least

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with respect to the Iranian and American relationship.

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But one of the reasons you're questioning whether there's a really a ceasefire is because

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Israeli action in Lebanon, which includes, I believe, the most miscelled fire, the most

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military action in Lebanon came post-agreement.

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And the Iranians are saying, wait a minute, this is not the part of the deal.

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And they said they would shut down the straight of hormones again because they saw this as

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a breach of the agreement.

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These administrations, or various people say, no, it wasn't part of the agreement.

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And then what about, so that's kind of a side thing, except it's not so much of a side

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thing because if this, in fact, undoes the agreement, you never get to the terms of the

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actual agreement.

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The terms of the actual agreement, of course, are very far apart, right?

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The Iranians want to keep the nuclear material.

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They want to be able to run a toll gate on the straight of hormones.

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But one wag put it as an Iatola gate.

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And the president says, no, they're going to give up their nuclear material.

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And there's been regime change, which, of course, there hasn't been.

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So, you know, the only good news is that he didn't unleash whatever he was threatening

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to unleash.

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And then there's the question of whether he was really ever threatening to do it.

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But the reason everybody was so much on edge is that when you are, when you engage in

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and sustained hyperbole misinformation and general, and generally remove the constraints

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of language on the presidency, anything could have happened on Tuesday.

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And that's why everybody was nervous.

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And the fact that the massive attack didn't happen, we should talk about like the residue

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and residual danger of that kind of language in the world.

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Yeah, let's go to that, Emily, why were people so unsettled by these threats of Trump?

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Well, they violate international law.

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I mean, threatening civilian destruction of infrastructure, but also just of people in

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that way that would have been a huge war crime.

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This is war, of course, that the United States began.

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And I think also I thought a lot about the military, presumably they would have carried

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out these orders, but that would have been itself like a terrible blow to them.

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And you know, like just mark on our history and to ask the troops and all the people they

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work for to take part in such an action would have itself really just like changed the

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face of how we think about the American military, both domestically and internationally.

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And so I think those words did a lot of damage, even though yes, it is far better that Trump

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did not carry out this threat.

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You know, one of the things that has been eating at me all along is the, you know, when

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he first issued that statement, you read David on Easter, I tried to think, okay, what are

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all the possible ways you could take this?

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So, you know, one is just he's mad.

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That's it, full stop, totally unhinged.

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The other is this is the mad man theory, which is you use a crazy threat to, you know,

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shape the negotiations going on.

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Well, you better, you better see to our wishes because there's a good guy with back here

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with the knife in his teeth, he's going to go nuts.

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And then there's like just improvising in the moment, which is neither theory.

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It's sort of halfway between mad man and mad man theory.

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And you know, the thing of it is that whatever the strategy behind it was or wasn't, the

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president has, and the secretary of defense have been relentlessly saying that the US is

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winning in a historical fashion.

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If you have one in a historical fashion, you don't need to talk about wiping out civilizations.

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I mean, or if you are talking about wiping out civilizations, then it's just absolute

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cruelty, right?

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It's a cage match.

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The guy is knocked out, never going to get up again and you're winding up to kick him

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in the head.

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So like either of those two options by the terms of the war as the administration has

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been framing it, spoke of kind of unhingedness and not unhingedness that was a part of a strategy.

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I wonder when the history of this is written, whether there will be interesting discussion

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about the the in eternal military debates, whether in fact we had generals or commanders

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who were reluctant to carry out these orders.

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I don't we don't know at this point how close we got to actually carrying out any of these

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attacks, whether that was ever really on the table, whether there were battle plans

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for it or not.

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But like, you know, I can imagine this is a military that has not been too reluctant to

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carry out what seemed to be fairly unlawful orders from President Trump as relate to

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taking up boats in the Caribbean, for example.

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But I part of me, like a lot of me wants to think that order to bomb a desalination

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plant, the US military would find a way not to do that.

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I want to believe that because it is it's so obviously wicked.

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I hope so, but I think it would have gotten confusing because they are allowed to bomb

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desalination plans if the military is using them.

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Like there's a lot of ways that you can kind of push the envelope and fudge things and

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it's just not a position to put them in, right?

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Like this is not what we should be doing with them, forcing them into these difficult positions

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with international law and with our own code of conduct for the military.

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Yeah, no, of course not.

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So if the war ends here, Emily, which I think it might well be over effectively because

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it is Trump for all that this is a two-week ceasefire and so forth.

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Like has no real strong incentive to go back to war.

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It's been very unpopular.

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It's not clear they can achieve their strategic aims, the threats to the world economy at

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the Strait of Hormuz are devastating and from Scott, I find a way to get out of that,

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I believe.

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So if the war ends here, what has each side gained and lost?

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Yeah, I mean, right.

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So Trump is talking yesterday or the day before, I think Wednesday about preventing

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imminent harm to the American people.

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Well, since there was never any imminent harm, like we can check that off the list.

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And I think you're right.

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Check that off the list as an achievement.

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In other words, you can't achieve something you had before the war started.

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Precisely.

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Reopening the Strait of Hormuz, if that is in fact happening and I am still confused about

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that, maybe it'll be clear by the time listeners hear this.

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Also something that pre-existed the war, it was open.

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I think it could completely be right that we've reached the point where what this is really

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about is face, saving face for both sides, right?

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So Trump needs to be able to claim victory.

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They'll be able to say, and it's true that they've degraded Iran's military capabilities

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in important ways, like significant ways, lots of missiles, etc.

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I got blown up.

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And I kind of think that's it on the American side.

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And then on the Iranian side, as you also said, the regime continues and that will be

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their victory and they still have whatever uranium materials they had before, it seems,

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at least at the moment.

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And what I'm confused about is how the world is going to figure out what to do about

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the Strait of Hormuz, because Iran can't afford to give up its leverage.

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Like that leverage saved it, I think.

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And yet the idea that you're going to have, what did you say, like an Iatola gate or

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an Iatola toll on the Strait of Hormuz going forward, like how's everybody supposed to

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agree to that?

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But I mean, there's such an easy compromise.

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I mean, even I could negotiate this, even Jared can negotiate this.

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They give up the taking a toll and they're going to get sanctions lifted.

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They're going to be back in the community of nations and that's the settlement.

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It's like basically they get, they go back to status quo anti, which is the Strait of

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Hormuz as an international shipping channel, which it is.

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And then they get all these benefits, which is that their economy is allowed to participate

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in the world in ways that we've stopped them from participating.

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So it's like a real win for them.

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Yeah, the war gave them leverage they didn't have before or showed that they could use it

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effectively.

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And now that gives them leverage and negotiations to get things that they want.

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I mean, the ultimate question is what happens to the nuclear stockpiles.

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The notion of regime changes is silly in the sense that effectively the question we're

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asking is, are the people in charge more or less hard line than they were before?

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And will they have an inclination to behave in a hard line way in a way that either affects

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the United States or its allies?

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And that all seems totally possible.

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I mean, I mean, I do it today.

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But the hardliners are in charge.

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So I don't, you know, this becomes a, it's now a semantic game really about what victory,

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again, the president has yet again declared victory.

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So if he's declared victory, as you were going, as you were saying, David, it feels like

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this truth will hold because the president wants to be done with it.

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Because once you've declared victory, why do you need to keep bombing again?

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Right?

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I mean, it's really shocking.

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We've spent all this money.

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We've spent munitions.

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We've severely damaged our credibility in the world thanks to Trump's genocidal threats.

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We've not particularly achieved any strategic aim, the degradation of the military, I think

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is something, but it's not as really a strategic aim.

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And our alliances are weaker and our enemies are stronger.

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And the enemy we were fighting against suddenly has discovered, it has this massive amount

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of leverage that it didn't know before.

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That didn't realize how powerful that leverage was before because it's exercised it.

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And I don't know.

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It's shit.

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Like what a humiliating, what a humiliating experience this has been for everyone.

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Because it was.

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Because it was.

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Because it was.

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One of the things you learned from the extraordinary reporting by Maggie Haberman and

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Joe Svon.

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Oh, yeah.

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Let's talk about that.

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I mean, this is extraordinary work.

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But what you learned from that is that a threat was not imminent.

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You know, the key question, I mean, if you want to boil it all down, was the threat

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imminent and was war the only response to it.

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And you read Haberman and Svon and the intelligence did not say that things were going to go as

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they ended up going and basically a President Trump sort of made a gut call based on some

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misunderstandings of the way things would go.

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And now he's being faced with them.

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But as people look back on this and think was this necessary, that reporting certainly

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doesn't suggest that there was a there was a lot of people other than the President who

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thought this was necessary.

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And also this image emerges of Israel of Netanyahu, BB Netanyahu.

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The Prime Minister are really like leading Trump by the nose.

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I mean, this is not, I mean, another party to all of this is Israel, right?

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I mean, Israel is basically trying to at least right now occupy a Southern Lebanon.

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Hezbollah and anyone associated with them.

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And the United States basically seems like Trump let the United States get used in this

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particular campaign in a way that's like very uncomfortable and feeding into all kinds

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of conspiracies about Israel, about Jews.

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Like it is super unhelpful.

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And that is an element of what's happening, which is we're going to talk about this

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little bit later as we talk to Antonio Hitchens about her groupers piece.

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But this is of course a narrative of the kind of far, the anti-Semitic wing of the Republican

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party, which says we're letting Israel control what we do.

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And we're letting Jews control what we do.

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And this story that Maggie Heyberman, we referred to it with Maggie Heyberman and John

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Husswan have in the New York Times, which seems to be an excerpt from a book about how

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why we went to war.

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This story certainly is really confirmation of a lot of what the conspiracists, what Joe

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Kent, the guy who resigned from the National Security Council was saying, which is that

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this is being driven by Israel.

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And no one except JD Vance within the administration appears to have stood up and said, look, this

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is not maybe a great idea.

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And nobody in the administration has said, here are the ways these things could go wrong,

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which is also fairly shocking.

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Well they said, I thought they did in the briefings, say there were the ways that things

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could go wrong.

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And he just, President Trump just blew them all off.

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Fair, fair.

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From their reporting, it sounded like Dan Kane, right, the chief of staff was presenting,

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well, it could this could happen, that could happen in this way that you could kind of

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latch on to whatever you wanted to hear.

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The chairman of the joint chiefs of staff.

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Thank you.

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One other thing, just one side, quick side note is, what if JD Vance in his unsuccessful

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opposition to the, to the adventure in Iran, what if that becomes his best selling point

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as a presidential candidate for why you should be elected, but he won't ever be able to

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use it?

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Yeah, it's really funny and it's interesting.

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Yeah, also, I mean, he then said, I'll support you if you do it, right?

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I mean, that's what you do.

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Well, that's what you do.

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Limited amount of, I know.

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That's your job.

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I have no beef with that.

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Like his job is to oppose it in the room and then to go and represent it out.

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That is how organizations work.

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It's called disagree and commit.

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Like that's what you do.

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Okay.

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Well, let me repeat this.

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It will be difficult for JD Vance to distance himself from the Trump administration if it

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is super unpopular when he has running for president in 2028 because he is the Trump administration.

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Yeah.

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Well, and while he's running against Marco Rubio, it's interesting how each of them

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has attempted distance themselves.

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Do you think, John, actually just finished this topic up with, do you think assuming the

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Trump declares victory and goes home, which feels like what he's desperately trying to

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do, do you think there is a long-term political cost to the Iran War?

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There will be certainly some lag in any prices coming down.

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Oil prices are going to stay up and the prices of all these things that are affected by oil,

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which is everything are going to be bumped up because of this, because of this spoke

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constrictor of swallowing a deer problem at the straight-up hormones.

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But do you think that assuming prices eventually settle back down that Trump bears a cost for

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this?

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I think, well, there's the political cost and then there's the embedded cost when you make

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fun of Aala on Easter.

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How many loan wolves do you piss off by doing that?

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I mean, and also, and or how many other future terrorists have you created by taking this

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action, which again, if the calculus was this was the only way these objectives could be

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achieved and that the threat was imminent, then you bear those costs.

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But as the math gets done, if the president is unable to convince the country as he has

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so far that this was necessary and that the threat was imminent, then the worry about

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those costs looms larger in that in that conversation.

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But politically, what's the chief claim against him?

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He took his eye off the ball, which was dealing with prices and the US economy.

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So this is another way in which he took his eye off the ball.

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The short-term pain you could imagine, okay, gas prices go down and and he'll say it's

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quite useful for him to say, you know, the economy was doing great, then we went and

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took care of business.

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It gave us a little rumble, but now gas prices are going down, which means the economy is

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doing great again.

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Problem is the economy is not going to be great.

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Growth is super-enemic.

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The manufacturing renaissance that was supposed to occur has not occurred in the way that it

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needs to, which is to say manufacturing jobs are down significantly.

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Blue collar jobs have not increased as the times had a great piece about today.

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The labor participation rate has fallen for a variety of reasons.

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In the areas that affect people's real lives, which is to say healthcare education and

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housing are all up faster than regular inflation, which means wages aren't keeping up.

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I mean, there's a lot of ways in which the economy is not doing great.

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So if the narrative that will be damaging for Republicans is, hey, you took your eye off

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We're now joined by Antonia Hitchens, who has just published a deeply unsettling piece

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in the New Yorker, how the internet fringe infiltrated Republican politics.

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It's a profile of the groipers, the racist, anti-Semitic, nihilistic, extremely online

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movement that's arguably the most dominant force, so the most energetic force in young right-wing

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politics.

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Antonia, welcome to the gavvest.

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What is a gripper and how is a gripper different from someone who is maga, if they are different?

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So the definition of gripper, I think, if you ask them, they would say they were lovers

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of Jesus Christ and peace and that anybody can be a gripper.

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If you ask somebody in Washington, DC, they might say it's a kind of person who favors

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removing the Jews from the maga contingency and from also kind of making sure that we

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go back so that women don't vote and that life resembles something closer to America,

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but it was a majority white country populated by Anglo-Saxon peoples exclusively.

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But most recently, it's become kind of the youth insurgency within maga that's trying

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to kind of drag Trump to a more extreme and more radical place after they feel like he's

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kind of gone back on many of his campaign promises and essentially to them looks like

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a weak liberal president who's not willing to be the Caesar that America needs.

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Yeah, so I just want to say something about both the terrific reporting in this piece

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and also I felt like you did such a good job of presenting what people were saying and

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having a kind of restrained tone that allowed the facts to speak for themselves that made

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the piece stronger.

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And one thing I was thinking about is like, at one point compare being a gripper to being

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punk.

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And I think what you're talking about is like going to some radical extreme where you're

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like rebelling against your parents, right?

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You're the youth, you're telling the grownups what's what.

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And you're taking a stand that is delicious and valuable because it's forbidden in some

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way.

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And then it seemed like over and over again in the gripper world, it's going after

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Jews and thinking in terms of these conspiracy theories about Jews, which obviously are so

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familiar over time and really making this like rooting out Jewish influence and talking

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about Jewish power as like the way that you prove your filthy to this group.

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And I kind of get it.

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It's like the last taboo that you're kicking over somehow like, you know, being racist

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in a traditional way against black people or other people of color doesn't quite cut

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it.

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But there is just something so striking about it because this has been a taboo in American

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politics.

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And I wonder, you know, obviously like it's such a strong theme because you're returning

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to it over and over again.

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And I just wonder, you know, what your thoughts were about why this is the thing that they

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have latched on to.

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Trump had already undone so many of the taboos that I think other generations might not have

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been accustomed to.

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And so for the kind of zoomer generation of starting it, you know, when they were 11 years

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old, Trump was the president already, I think all of this energy that was misdirected for

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them in kind of imagining that they would have a president who they could still feel transgressive

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and supporting.

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Suddenly, it was very normal to kind of say the sorts of things Trump says on stage all

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the time or in his cabinet meetings.

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And so it's almost like in a different period of time they would have been like the golf table

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or the jock table or kind of a more traditional like cafeteria identity, which now is all directed

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into online political extremism in this very kind of, we're joking, but we're not joking

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way.

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That I think also comes from perhaps overtorking in their reaction to what felt like this

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overriding sanctimoniousness of the Biden era where, you know, we were flying the trans

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flag at embassies in Africa.

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And I think they felt very much like they were part of this world that felt so unfamiliar

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to them and as kind of a cope for a lack of agency, you know, a lot of a lot of energy is directed

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toward what Nick Fuentes would call organized jury or kind of other pernicious forces in American

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life that I think especially online or became kind of fun to joke about.

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But what I was at first really struck by was when you meet people in the real world in

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2025 doing Nazi cosplay, it's just, it's very jarring because it's often not that funny,

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but I think it's funny online.

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And so you have these, I even observed in the group of groupers I was often with, like,

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it was very awkward for them with each other in person because they were used to being online.

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Are they pleasant in person?

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I mean, are they personally horrible to be around?

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Are they just like, you know, nice to dogs and neighbors?

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But when they're in person, they're just like regular and you wouldn't,

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you wouldn't clock them for being an anti-Semitic Hitler sympathizer.

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I think until you realize that people are wearing Hugo Boss to kind of emulate the brown shirts,

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it's like, couldn't be a nicer group of people.

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Probably the most Holocaust jokes that I've heard in an Applebee's.

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But again, kind of in the energy of a Trump rally where super nice people

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want good things for the country, but often takes on this other kind of tenor that is very much

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not aligned with much of the things they're pitching, which, you know, sometimes would involve, like,

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we have to get rid of so many people that we almost need to do like internal deportations,

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but then they're all just at an Applebee's having a great time and its kids going with their parents.

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And there's a very kind of earnest, almost, I don't know, kind of like 1950s picket fence idea

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of America and going back to like everyone just picking oranges and being white that I think

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when they get together and talk about it is not meant to seem threatening,

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is certainly not meant to seem violent or really anything beyond like a shared fun fantasy,

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like meeting up to play a board game almost.

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So I guess when I'm trying to figure out, Antonia, is how big is the Goth table to mix

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cafeteria and the Applebee's and maybe that's maybe not mixing, maybe it's perfect, which is that,

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you know, politics before Donald Trump there were, or when Trump came along, people would say,

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oh, well, it's like with goldwater, like the burchers were behind goldwater, but he never went

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anywhere and McGovern, like the super hippies are behind him, but he got slaughtered in the general

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election. And then Trump comes along and he plays footsie with David Duke, he even, you know,

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even Mitch McConnell and Paul Ryan call him out for sort of playing footsie with some of these forces.

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It now seems like the forces are much more out in the open in part because of your reporting.

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So are they, is it a, is it still a relatively small table who is just being quoted now,

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or is the table getting a lot bigger and the jox table is flirting with going over and sitting

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with them for a little while? I think that it's definitely become incorporated so seamlessly

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into MAGA. And as I say in my piece, there's such an aversion to the kind of moralistic gatekeeping

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that I think would be required in order to say, you know, you can be a MAGA as long as you

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aren't going to make Holocaust jokes. I mean, I think the question of what it would mean now to

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draw a line between groipers and MAGA, I think, became almost like this farcical thing to try to

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have a specific boundary around because I think for the most part, if you talk to people in

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Washington, there's a sense of frustration with Trump in terms of whether it was kind of not

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keeping the promise of no new wars, whether it's the focus on so-called mass deportations that

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they think has been kind of radically left behind, whether it's still being willing to give H1Bs

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to Chinese students, or even letting kind of the normal coziness of politics and business carry on

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as one might have suspected it would. I think all of those kind of America first positions

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that now are kind of delineated from MAGA, which has become kind of to them this scam that has

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done nothing that they imagined it would, to share those positions you would theoretically be

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seen as a grouper, whether it means that you are a grouper in the sense of you want to elect Gavin

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Newsom because you think JD Vance shouldn't have an Indian wife and because you think that

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the Republicans are so corrupted by Zionism that you have to kind of break and go with the Democrats.

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I don't think most young Republican staffers are actually taking it in that kind of conceptually

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direction, but I think they agree with the critiques that even the kind of sillier

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elements of the faction might advance on the internet. And I think it's also a kind of brain rot that

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just once it becomes popularized. Now it's it's so normal to discuss ideas on that conceptual

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plane that there's really no going back unless something changes massively and I'm not sure what

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that would look like. Are they punks in the sense that they don't want to be part of the institutions?

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Because a lot of punks ended up just sort of and a lot of hippies who were similarly anti-institutional

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to end it up kind of joining the institutions. Do you think that the grouper's are

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fundamentally a group that can only exist in opposition and outside and complaining? Or if they

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you know if they all could they could get grouper backed senators they'd be very happy about it.

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It's funny because it's a very oppositional kind of doom, doom spiral force, but at the same time

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is predicated on the assumption that it's meant to overtake the institutions from within.

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And so I think what that looks like in person is probably a lot of staffers wearing a suit from

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J. Crew and essentially being normal and working in any number of political offices, but holding on

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to slightly more radical views than their boss might and imagining that in 10 years

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they'll be more in charge and kind of moving that proverbial over to the window in that way.

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I think the ones that you meet kind of in real life who are doing a Hitler salute are much more

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part of an online subculture that has brought them into electoral politics, which otherwise

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wouldn't interest them, but it is kind of an amazing mobilizing force for young people who are

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bored and who don't want to do kind of traditional things like door knocking as you got to go and be

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in a big group and kind of share these transgressive ideas, which in some cases are more

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vacuous than they are hate driven. There was a point at which someone was telling me, oh, it's

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cool to be phylo-Semitic now because everyone's anti-Semitic. And so I think sometimes when we

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speak about it like this, it's hard to stay ahead of the bigotry.

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Exactly. Especially when so many people online are being, you know, they're taking money from

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lobbyists through a back door to be racist, to get clicks. I think there is a real emptiness to it

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that made it hard at first to kind of really conceive of it as a dangerous force, so much as like

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an indication of the brain rot of the internet and what it's done to our society. But I think some

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of them, yeah, do have, they have big plans for 2036, but I wouldn't, I hesitate to say the country

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would really go in that direction because many of the ideas are ultimately quite unpopular and

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boomers that are rally don't understand the Holocaust jokes.

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Although Emily, if I can just jump in here, how then did you see JD Vance when he talked about

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Pearl clutching when those college Republicans were caught essentially engaging in all of this

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behavior? They obviously think he's a part of the problem, but he sees them and this idea of never

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wanting to be on the side of the moralizing. So where does he fit in this, in this world?

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I think as a shrewd politician who's willing to understand that he might need any number of people

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to make up his future constituency, he was hesitant to kind of come to America first and say,

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if you listen to Nick Fuentes and if you say nasty things about my wife, we don't want you in

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the Republican Party. I think he had the moment to be the kind of buckly of that conference and to

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say the party is meant to be about something else and I'm not going to condone this, but instead he

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said, you know, I'm not going to engage in these pointless purity tests and Trump didn't build

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a great coalition by doing things like condemning anti-Semitism or whatever it might be the next day.

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And I think that to me, I thought the groipers would respect that and think, you know, that's cool,

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but I think they see through a kind of, there's an emptiness to being willing to let anyone into

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your coalition and they think that he's captured by the Andy Christ and Peter Teal and they have

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questions about if he's backed by the CIA, the non-whiteness of his children is a huge problem and so

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it is kind of entertaining to see the extent to which like a politician can completely debase

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himself to bring in the most kind of vile elements of the coalition. I mean, not that all of them are

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vile, but I think traditionally there would have just been kind of a no-brainer to say like,

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we disavow this even if it was a completely empty statement, but he's very online and he's

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much younger than Trump and so I think he wanted to kind of be cool and to bring them along and

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I'm curious to see whether anyone will really go for that or just kind of cast him out and move on

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without him. Yeah, that's pretty interesting that like maybe it's just not an appetite, he can

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satiate, right? Just the fact of Usha Vance and his kids is going to make it impossible.

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I don't know if this is, I'll just try the Santonia, I don't know if you've thought about this.

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I was thinking as I was reading about the horseshoe and whether there's a version of this on the left

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and what it would be. I mean, the way that people on the far left talk about Zionism can also

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bleed into anti-Semitism, I think without I don't want to take off the table, the importance of

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being able to criticize Israel and its government, but I don't know, I wonder if you thought about

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that at all. Like is there a way in which youth on various parts of the political spectrum?

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Like is something about the online influence that makes it pushes it into these more like radical

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places? I think that there's definitely a feeling that younger people haven't, they're not going to

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be brought along with the same platitudes that politicians were kind of used to being able to

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rely on. And so whether it's Israel or Zionism or something else, there's often, I think,

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if you look at a candidate like James Fishback, I think he's a complete con artist and basically

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running for governor to outrun his own problems. And a year ago had totally different views,

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but just the fact that he speaks in a normal register and will make kind of the comment you might

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hear in a bar about, you know, Israel has too much influence in American politics these days.

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I think there's such a hunger for that, that the first person to kind of acknowledge the

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massive opening ends up getting all of these people who then have to also sign up for like

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the really weird parts of the political platform, which are sort of, you know, women not being able to

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vote. But if the left could find their own kind of way to take up these kind of ways of going

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about politics, which I think, you know, some people compared Fishback to Mamdani or even to Obama

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in 2008, I think the tone much more obviously than the platform, but there was clearly an

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acknowledgement that that kind of politics was, you know, Trump had done it, but no one else really

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had been able to take it up yet. So, I think he's running in the repul, who's sorry? No, no, you're fine.

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Yeah, he's running as a Republican, but the things that he's pitching really have very little

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to do with the kind of traditional left-right paradigm. It's much more kind of a platform of

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like things that are popular online with an age group. Antonio, we're going to let you go, but actually,

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I mean, I use final question privilege to you have a one word answer. What percent of Republicans

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under 30, if you had to guess are groipers? I don't want to disappoint you, but I'm hesitant.

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It feels like saying who's going to win an election. So, I don't want to do statistics, but I would

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say many more than you probably would think. And if Rod Drere were on your show, he would say a lot,

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but I don't want to give a number. But I think it's a very popular political platform,

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even for those who I think would say that aspects of it are totally absurd and dead end.

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Antonio Hitchens wrote how the Internet fringed infiltrated Republican politics in the New York

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Earth's a fantastic piece. Check it out. Antonio, thanks for coming on the Gaffest.

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Thank you so much for having me. It was really, really fun to talk to you guys.

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The Texas State Board of Education has been meeting this week, and its very conservative

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majority will likely adopt one of two proposals to inject Bible readings into the state public

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school curriculum. The board has already put Bible readings into an alternative state curriculum,

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called the Bluebonnet curriculum, which is not required for school districts. But this would put

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Bible readings into everything. The proposals could involve adding the Golden Rule to kindergarten

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curriculum to Jonah. You have Jonah in seventh grade. You might read the book of Job alongside the

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comedy in 12th grade, which is that's a pretty good that's a pretty good parent. It's a nice pairing.

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You'd have Martin Luther King, Jr.'s I have a dream speech read next to the eight Beatitudes from

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the Book of Matthew. Emily, let's start with, is this legal? Why or why not? What is the current

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jurisprudence? No, I don't think this is constitutional. First of all, we have a first amendment,

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which is supposed to separate church from state, and this seems to cross that line. Also,

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last year, the Supreme Court decided this case called Mahmoud versus Taylor, which we talked about,

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in which the school district was requiring the teaching of certain LGBT books in the regular

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modern language curriculum. The key thing that the court found was not okay, was that the district

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wasn't allowing an opt-out for parents. The books weren't just like on the shelves. They were

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being taught, and the school district have first said that parents for religious reasons could take

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their kids out of the class, but then said, no, everyone has to sit here. That, the Supreme Court

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said, is a violation of the establishment clause in the first amendment. I think if Texas does

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adopt this curriculum, you can expect a stream of parents asking for opt-outs, so their kids don't

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have to listen to this religious instruction. The problem with this is not incorporating the

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Bible into the curriculum. It's having it be required, and having it be the only set of religious

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tax that kids are learning about, and the way that it's presented, when kindergarteners, I think,

47:50

are learning the golden rule. They're only learning the golden rule, right? I mean, every major

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faith has something like the golden rule that's like, be good to other people, all of us. But the way

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they're learning it, it's only the golden rule, with citations from the book of Matthew and

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Leviticus. Then the way that the lesson plan unfolded, according to the news accounts we are

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reading, Jesus said that the golden rule sums up all of the important teachings from scripture.

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So when everything do unto others as you would have done unto you, I mean, that just really sounds

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like Sunday school. It does not sound like, oh, this is one way to think about morality or ethics,

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and here are these other ways as well. John? No, no, no, no, no, I was-

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I mean, we're about to get into a fight, so I'm just waiting. I'm just waiting for John to-

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Oh, no, my only point is that, man, once you start introducing people to the be attitudes,

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you never know what's next. I mean, if they start saying that blessed be the poor,

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it does create some conflict. We've heard more about putting the 10 commandments in schools

48:57

than we have the be attitudes, because the be attitudes cause some complexity when it comes to the,

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what I would say is the Christian nationalist power is right kind of worldview, because it holds

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exactly the opposite worldview. And so that's just one sort of theological side-road to this that

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doesn't have to do with the central claim about whether or not this is- whether or not this is

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worthy to have in schools, which I believe David is going to now make the case for.

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Yeah, I mean, so obviously it is- the other complaints are that there are no books from other

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religious traditions. Emily mentioned that. Also, these curriculum, the provost curriculum,

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would diminish the number of black and Hispanic writers, and also very much lean heavily into

49:45

kind of patriotic and uncritical view of American history. All the things that we've heard coming

49:50

out of the Trump administration broadly and out of conservatives. I think liberals become

49:55

deeply annoying when they make a big deal out of this. The Bible is the most foundational work

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of literature for this country. And ironically, even though- because it wasn't written in English,

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it is the most foundational work of English language literature. And the stories that would be taught

50:14

in Texas are profoundly important as literature and morality. And when you act like America,

50:21

doesn't have this incredibly strong Christian tradition that shapes- yes, it is a religious

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tradition, but is a tradition that entirely shapes how the nation comes to be, exists, drives,

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like what it is that almost everyone has experienced in their lives. You sound kind of luloo.

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And it doesn't mean that there aren't key elements of other traditions in American culture.

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Like, we are Emily, you and I are Jewish. There's a stream of Jewish culture in America and

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Islam and Buddhism. But it is just a fact, the overwhelming majority of Americans for almost all

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of American history have come out of a Christian tradition guided by the stories, language and

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stories of the Bible as the foundational text. And of course, kids should know what's in it. And

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of course, it should be taught. And of course, we should talk about the moral lessons of it. It is-

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it is, I completely agree with the Christian conservatives on this. This is cultural literacy in

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America and to discount it and to kind of keep kids away from it. I think it's just like it's

51:24

stupid. And I understand there will be an evangelical element to this. I absolutely understand that an

51:30

evangelical element of the Bible is going to be shoved down the throats of a lot of kids in Texas

51:35

who are not Christian or who do not subscribe to or not themselves attach the Bible. I get that.

51:43

That is going to be an element. But I also think it is really important for the cultural

51:47

literacy of everyone in this country to understand what the Bible is, what it is contributed and how

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those stories in fact shaped the thinking of the people who made the country and the thinking of

51:59

the people who lead the country today. And I just don't have- I don't even have any problem with it at

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all. Ha, but I feel like there are ways that you can incorporate the Bible as, you know, in a kind of

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anthropological way. Like here's a text that's been really influential and here's how. And it's

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possible that elements of this curriculum do that. I really think that is different from presenting

52:22

the golden rule in kindergarten as the one moral yardstick that the world's religions have to offer

52:28

and starting with like Jesus said. And this is the way it is. Like I- why does the Bible have to be

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presented as the only text and as a kind of street jacket for how we think about where fundamental

52:45

goodness and morality comes from? Like that is the part that feels coercive to me and that you're not

52:51

giving only- It is coercive. I agree it's coercive. Well, so this is not what public schools for.

52:57

There are one third of the kids in Texas are not a Christian. And even if that number was much

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lower, the idea of the first amendment and our separation of church and state is that they don't

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have to sit in public school that they are entitled to go to for free. The only- the right, like this is

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they're right and that they're going to have to listen and be force-fed as if like the only

53:17

answer is this answer. That is not right. Yeah, you know, this is- it's interesting because you talk

53:23

to people from our parents generation. This is- They had this all the time. And I think it was

53:29

and I truly think it was fine. I don't think it was fine. I do think it was fine. I think it was

53:34

fine. I think, you know, did it make Jews and Muslims who went to public school in the 1950s feel

53:40

othered? Yeah, it did. Yes, it definitely did. But is it- Is it like an important part of kind of

53:48

telling people what the American story is to acknowledge that this country has an extremely,

53:53

extremely strong Christian tradition and it is really important to- Couldn't you frame it?

53:59

Couldn't you- it isn't the solution to frame it that way which is that this country you live in

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was founded on a certain set of ideals and one of the central ones is this. But if it's put in that

54:11

context that seems slightly different than here's the way to lead a good life and there is one

54:16

person who can tell you how to do it and here is that person. And it's- Right, I don't think- I mean,

54:22

I think it's interesting to see how this will manifest. It doesn't feel to me like as I read

54:26

the descriptions of it. I'm sure where they want to take it is it's a straight jacket. This is the

54:30

only text. Yeah. But it's- it doesn't feel- it feels like it is- we are now making this one of the

54:36

texts that is really a key part of this but you know the divine comedy is in here too and- and- a lot

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of other- a lot of other books are you know we're still reading Emily Dickinson. We're reading

54:48

Iron Rand. They're reading Iron Rand as well. So it's not all- it's not all Christianity. So I

54:55

I guess I'm not- I guess I'm not at the they have made this- they haven't made it a Christian

55:01

school curriculum. That is not where they've taken it. Again, as I said like it's probably where they

55:05

want to take it but I think it is- it is sort of saying we need to add this thing has been subtracted.

55:10

We've left a vacuum in the story that we're telling about America and the story we're telling

55:14

about where our language and our morality and our history comes from like it and and we're

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gonna- we're saying that that whole needs to be filled in right now because because you can't-

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you can't tell the story of America without telling the Christian story of America.

55:31

One other thing we should notice that the precursor system which was not mandatory but which

55:38

put in measures to make it so that you know teachers would teach it the blue bonnet curriculum

55:45

was had tons of religious errors. I mean by which you know religious scholars said this isn't right

55:51

and also was clearly slanted towards a kind of evangelical Protestant Christianity which means

55:57

it's not just your Muslims and your- and those of other faiths, Jews, etc. It was that Catholics

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and Orthodox Christians and mainland Protestants wouldn't have necessarily recognized that as their

56:09

own Christianity which has its own right problems. I mean I- what I'm all I'm really arguing for

56:15

here is pluralism right like that is what seems like a problem. This is not pluralistic to say

56:22

that we are only gonna teach this one religious text we're gonna do it here we're gonna start in

56:26

kindergarten we're gonna keep going we're gonna feed you this lesson that like this is the answer

56:31

this is the better answer this is the world religion that we are gonna hold up as a paradigm that

56:37

is what is troubling to me. I'm more or less with you on that Emily but I do think that a pluralism

56:43

that tries to kind of actually reflect what America and American history and American literature

56:47

represents is like 90% the Christian Bible and 10% it's like probably 95% the Christian Bible

56:54

but you're talking about this horrible terms right yeah but you're not saying well I don't know

56:58

maybe you are like the the move that matters to me is like yes of course you're right about

57:03

influence and you know the and and in a good way like we can honor that that's great I'm talking

57:09

about whether you're presenting it as better as the answer not as historical fact that is like

57:15

here we're tracing these historical influences which like goodness knows I was a religious history

57:20

major in college like I voluntarily signed up for all this and think it's really interesting I love

57:25

studying it in all its dimensions but you want to also think about how other face approach

57:32

morality and truth and law and all these things like you want to weave in Islam and Buddhism and

57:38

other ways of thinking because kids should not be presenting you shouldn't present kids with like

57:44

that's anyway in Sunday school great but this is not Sunday school I also this is happening in a

57:50

context which is not just a context of Texas but I mean one of the extraordinary things that happened

57:58

over the weekend was this was the use by the Secretary of Defense to describe the extraordinarily

58:05

heroic and amazing rescue of the downed I guess he wasn't the pilot he was the he was the yes the

58:10

downed airman on the F 15 E in the resurrection story so hexath said you know he was shot down

58:18

on a Friday good Friday and then he went into a cave which you know as anybody knows is Jesus

58:24

is buried in a cave the the stone is rolled away and then hexath went on and said you know he

58:31

was flown out as the sun was rising on Easter Sunday so I mean not to put too fine a point on it

58:38

but I mean he's comparing the airman to the Prince of Peace right slightly different missions

58:43

but the point is that when you have a Secretary of Defense who is saying that people should pray

58:49

for the for victory in the Middle East in the name of Jesus Christ you have a very strong case

58:55

being made that not only is this a Christian nation but that basically God is on our side and what

59:02

we say hour we don't mean all mankind we mean like the administration that is in office and that's

59:08

that's obviously taking things away too far and so you can in that context this is more than just

59:15

like learning something that's an important part of the American right right no that's that's

59:21

fair point it is it is infected American life and these guys are trying to shove it down our throat

59:26

and I also like Emily I was like like laughing as I was thinking that they should teach Islam

59:31

you know the the teeth like can you imagine if that this Texas State Board of Education was like

59:35

oh let's teach the principles of Islam like if they added that imagine what their version of Islam

59:40

would be it would be it would be a horror they right there is that but right yes I mean I

59:46

I mean I I and I will say I mean I'm sure I've said there's a hundred times when we've talked about

59:50

that I I'm a Jewish person who went to a Christian private school and so part of my what I'm talking

59:57

about is it is clearly colored by my own experience I'm going to a gentle Christian private school

1:00:02

and just feeling like okay they're shoving these lessons down my throat but whatever that's

1:00:07

I'm glad to learn I became I'm have a deep education in the Bible and in Christianity that I wouldn't

1:00:13

have had and I appreciate that because I think it gives me a perspective on the world that is

1:00:18

that is a useful one a perspective on this nation that is useful

1:00:22

gentle gentle

1:00:24

yeah there's that's that's all fine but that's your experience of being

1:00:28

other and it's not a universal experience of being other and you know another and we've

1:00:33

talked about this a little bit but this is all part of this question of whether this curriculum

1:00:38

allows for what a lot of educators I think this is useful talk about as mirrors and windows right

1:00:43

kids need windows into other cultures and they need mirrors in the literature they read in the

1:00:48

lessons they get in school where they see themselves and it just seems like Texas is really really

1:00:54

not providing a whole lot of mirrors for kids who are not like white Christian kids right I mean when

1:01:00

you excise a lot of black and Latino writers from the curriculum you know god forbid having any

1:01:06

queer representation and you also have this like Jesus said kind of way of talking about the

1:01:14

Bible you're that's just like a disservice to kids who need to see themselves in the curriculum

1:01:20

and in school reflected back in a way that maybe wasn't true for you I mean it also wasn't true

1:01:25

for me I didn't mind being other either but that like that's probably because we were getting

1:01:30

so much from other rich sources at home elsewhere that like it just didn't hit us that way but

1:01:36

it's not well maybe a why can't you assume that other people are getting that from so many rich

1:01:41

sources in their families and their communities I mean like I'm not sure about every child I just

1:01:46

don't think every child has that experience and I also but I also don't think it's a job of the

1:01:50

public school to cope to be like the provide exactly what every individual child needs because

1:01:57

their family and community life is not providing exactly what it needs. Okay but I cannot believe

1:02:02

that you are really arguing for no mirrors in school because like you think every kid is getting

1:02:07

everything they need outside of school like that's I don't know that's taking our experience I'm now

1:02:13

identifying with you perhaps wrongly and like I'm imagining that it's everybody's experience like

1:02:18

that just can't be your mirror I'm mirroring you Emily yeah exactly I just like there are people have

1:02:25

different we know this from literature like there's lots of literature about kids being alienated

1:02:30

school and wrestling with that and having trouble with it and like that's something that schools

1:02:35

should be very aware of and trying to address in how they build this curriculum it is important

1:02:41

that parents can opt out for their kids which I really think they can after a mouthful of versus

1:02:46

Taylor but I don't think it's enough. I'm glad we talked about that yeah really glad we talked

1:02:54

about that that is good let us go to cocktail chatter uh when you've you've you've just read a great

1:03:03

Bible story and it's time after reading your great Bible story to have a stiff drink because

1:03:08

bad that was a disturbing Bible story what are you going to be chattering about John? I'm going to be

1:03:14

chattering about a lecture that was delivered in New York on Wednesday um by Kristen Hawks who

1:03:23

is a professor of anthropology at the University of Utah and Hawks is an architect of the grandmother

1:03:30

hypothesis which is basically and this lecture explored how basically the the grandmothers are

1:03:38

responsible basically post reproductive women are responsible for the big brains we have that have

1:03:45

allowed us to become who we who we are as civilized humans because they were the ones who provided

1:03:51

the reliable food source and weaned children which ultimately selected for increased longevity

1:03:57

and the social traits that have defined our species so um it's uh it's sort of a grandmother at the

1:04:04

center of evolution not the muscular hunter-gatherer going out and slaying the you know buffalo

1:04:13

Emily what's my turn yeah you're you're gonna be a grandmother soon I I mean I don't mean that

1:04:19

I don't mean that I don't mean I just mean like you also are providing big brains you're providing

1:04:24

big brains I didn't mean it I would be happy to but I'm not sure that's quite in the cards yet uh

1:04:31

I saw a movie over the weekend which I totally recommend if you guys seen the secret agent um this

1:04:37

like oh my god fun like but also deep movie about Brazil in the 1970s and uh Wagner Moira is the

1:04:47

star of it I thought he was amazing um and then there's this character um this older woman who's

1:04:53

running this like sort of refuge for people who are being pursued by the state um she was totally

1:04:59

fabulous as well it just there is so much going on in this movie it's sort of absurdist it has

1:05:04

its magical realism moments I really enjoyed my husband looked up some of the history um there's

1:05:10

this um hairy leg parading through the movie in this absurdist way that actually was like a real thing

1:05:17

um in Brazil and there's so much about the kind of the partial repression of this quasi-authoritarian

1:05:26

regime and its cruelty but also about all the ways in which people are just ignoring it and all

1:05:31

the like fun sexuality of carnival in Brazil is part of it anyway I really like this movie the

1:05:36

secret agent did you did you find it and David did you watch it as well truthfully Maria and I got

1:05:42

half an hour through and we're both like not liking us and we stopped watching oh my god I'm shocked

1:05:47

we also had a more tepid uh response to it and I tried to rescue our response by wondering whether the

1:05:56

whether the movie is better thought of as an experiential you are the movie itself creates the

1:06:02

atmosphere in other words it doesn't just show you it and it doesn't just tell you about what was

1:06:06

what life was like but it creates an experience where you are responding to the film in the way uh

1:06:13

that is supposed to be a vocative of what it was like to live in that period at that time and if

1:06:18

that's so because it was it's a little keepshoff balance it's the hero like the narratives don't

1:06:24

line up the way you're used to them lining up the heroes and the villains are all kind of

1:06:28

it gets confused it's off it keeps you on like on edge in a way that I thought oh well maybe that's

1:06:34

it's genius and I'm just too unsophisticated to discover that and suddenly I emerge as the

1:06:40

discerning sophisticated critic yes well it's your Christian it's your Christian education that

1:06:45

has done this for you definitely that's true or my quaker education well they're Christians too um I

1:06:51

don't know David go finish it I'm literal minded I'm literal I don't actually now that John describes

1:06:56

that I that is an experience I don't I don't like you're like that is a movie is giving you the experience

1:07:01

that that you feel in the movie that is it's a thing that makes me because usually it makes you feel

1:07:05

claustrophobic or you're like the movie is making movie is claustrophobic it's making you feel claustrophobic

1:07:10

and that I don't like that so uh but all right all right for our more relaxed chill fun listeners

1:07:18

we recommend it I recommend it David just not John sounds like he is on the fence uh I

1:07:26

chattering first of all during New York times was crushing it this weekendly I I had about

1:07:31

four different chatters and each one was a New York time story so that amazing investigation of

1:07:35

is uh this the creator of Bitcoin by John Kerry Rue the Maggi Haverman Jonathan Swan

1:07:41

piece on the Iran War and and then I my actual chatter is about this wonderful interview this

1:07:48

morning very heart-wraiting interview that Ross Douthet has with Ben Sass Ben Sass is the former

1:07:56

sender from Nebraska who has end stage pancreatic cancer and a whole bunch of other

1:08:02

metastasized cancers that aren't even the pancreatic cancer and he's dying and he's just taught he's

1:08:08

has a podcast um and I think it's podcast is called not dead yet uh and I think that's what it's called

1:08:15

and it's just a really lovely interview with an extremely thoughtful humane person who has

1:08:22

who's trying to use his death to explain what his what death is like and what his life has been like

1:08:30

and uh what he's gone through and it's just it's really beautiful so I recommend listening to Ross uh

1:08:37

talk to Ben Sass and also uh I admire your um being open to that I just like

1:08:44

maybe it says something about me being like I I don't gain I don't for a nanosecond

1:08:51

I think you're probably exactly right and I but I just I don't have the uh I guess maybe I think

1:08:57

because I think about death all the time I don't know that I have the personal courage to like

1:09:01

to listen all the way through well I read it actually I don't know how to listen I read I read

1:09:06

I read that interview so I will listen um other other quickly also in podcasts that you should

1:09:13

listen to maybe maybe not quite as much is uh so I have this other podcast now called your city

1:09:17

could be better where I'm talking to people about ways that their cities um things their cities are

1:09:22

doing that are cool or could be better and I have a great conversation this week with um the host

1:09:27

of our city cast Portland Claudia Meza about the concept of the night mayor that's mayor of the night

1:09:34

that cities have which is a person who is responsible for the businesses of the night uh like clubs

1:09:39

restaurants um what it's where you know noise regulations where you park uh and it's it's a thing

1:09:45

that started in Europe Europe has nightmares and now it's come to America it's just a really really

1:09:51

interesting public policy concept um so I recommend that listeners you have got chatters for us uh

1:10:00

please keep them coming email us at gabfestattslate.com we've got a whole message great listener

1:10:06

stacked up and this one comes from a Larry in California my chatter is an amazing story about how a man

1:10:13

used AI to save his dog's life Paul Cunningham a tech guy in australia with no science background

1:10:21

had a dog rosy that was diagnosed with cancer and given months to live chemo wasn't working

1:10:28

so Paul discussed the issue with chat GPT and then spent three thousand dollars to sequence rosy's

1:10:36

tumor DNA then using a google AI product called alpha fold and with the help of researchers at the

1:10:44

University of New South Wales he manufactured a custom mRNA vaccine designed specifically for

1:10:51

rosy's cancer she got her first shot in december and a second one in january and by mid-march

1:10:59

her tumor had shrunk 75% and a dog who could barely move was jumping fences and chasing rabbits

1:11:07

researchers called it the first personalized cancer vaccine ever made for a dog and raises the

1:11:14

obvious question if we can do this for a dog when can we do this for humans I've been a gabfest

1:11:21

listener since the beginning so getting to come on and chatter for you is a total bucket list

1:11:26

moment for me keep up the great work thank you that's wonderful and we're not the only

1:11:34

podcast that's late to listen to this week Karen feeding has an episode called robots in the

1:11:40

classroom which is about AI's creep into education the news about AI replacing teachers

1:11:48

Melania Trump laying out a vision of having a humanoid educator in classrooms

1:11:54

I feel like Melania Trump is a little bit like a humanoid um anyway check out Karen and feeding

1:11:59

that is all for our episode this week we also have a bonus episode in your feed we're going to be

1:12:03

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1:12:12

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1:12:45

two going around the moon and we referred to the dark side of the moon we should have said the

1:12:50

far side of the moon sorry everybody but in that period in the interim period they've now gone

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further from the earth than any other humans have ever which is neat

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