‘Cape Fear’ Finale: All Rise

2026-07-31 07:01:00 • 53:51

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Hello, welcome back to the Prestige TV pie guest meet.

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I'm Jordyn Robinson.

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I'm Rob Mahoney.

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Somehow it is Cape Fear finale time.

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Can you believe it?

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I'm so sad.

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I know.

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I feel a deep.

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We do that even though we do that even though we do that even though

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turmoil. There's probably a lot of scopolamine in there. Oh yeah, but also just a deep sadness that

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I run with the show is over a big heavy dose of scopolamine just racing through your race. Enough

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to bite your tongue off. Wow, wow. I'm so excited. We're going to talk about the Cape for finale.

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Before we do that, though, we wanted to while we have you guys here, we are planning to do a

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mailbag episode a little later this summer as we figure out what to do between the end of Cape

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fear and the beginning of slow horses in the rest of the year. Yeah, I was going to say we were

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doing it because we like to engage with our audience and listenership. Well, the beloved people

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who listen to this show. Always sucking up, Rob. Always sucking up to listeners. Anyway, Rob,

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do you want to continue your suck up fest and tell listeners where they can email you and what

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they should email you about? I would love to. They should email me, but also Joe clearly.

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Sure. At PrestigeTV at Spotify.com. Uh-huh. If you would like to email, think of a baby

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caratageemail.com or any of our show specific emails, those work too. But I mean, we're general

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this time. You know, where we're gazing into the world of television. We're taking stock of

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the universe of content. But I would say people can emails about pretty much damn near anything.

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Guys, a limit. You can email us about, do you want to hear Rob Monty's take on the Odyssey?

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Does anyone? Yeah, they do. They definitely do. I don't need the excuse, but by the time that episode

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airs, will the Odyssey still be a thing or not? Absolutely. I think I suspect it will. It

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ranges on. It is quite long. Do you want to ask us deep personal probing questions that we probably

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won't answer? You can email us. I can't guarantee you will answer it, but you can email us.

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Actually, Joe told me she will respond to you via email. She may not answer it on the pod.

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I'll text you directly. I'll call you. So it's PrestigeTV at Spotify.com. All of your

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hopefully TV questions, but anything else you might want to ask us. Anything goes. Yeah.

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Sorry. Anything reasonable and appropriate goes. Be cool, guys. Be cool. Anything else we want to

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talk about before we get into this finale. I cannot be held back any along. I'm talking about

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the episode. You're leaping off the roof into the pod and you're ready to go. Let's just talk

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about that right now. Right now, I am a husk of a person animated by two things. One, a lot of

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coffee to be honest with you. Two more coffee than men. Truly. More just the second is absolute

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glee from that moment of on the right. On a rainy rooftop. Yeah. Tiger pouncing. Yeah.

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On Zach into the balcony. On Zach who's like maybe I'll stick my head out the window for a few

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minutes into this torrential downpour. It's not the most impressive moment of boating decision

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making, but also Zach has been through a lot. You know, he is not quite himself in many respects

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and is getting his bearings. Does that mean he should hear thumping on the roof while they're

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looking for the guy who's going to murder them and then open the window to let him in? Probably not,

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but he did it. This episode is called the Executioners, which is the name of course of the original novel

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that all of this is based on written by Nick and Tosca, Peter Blake and Tara Shivkmar and directed by

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Amanda Marcellus, who directed the last episode as well. And this is just an absolute batchit

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show of a finale for a batchit, chit show of a show. It's like a, it's like mock trial,

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swamp law mock mock trial. It's like what we're doing here. It's not a big showdown action showdown

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on a boat. No, it's a, you know, a mock court case inside of the boat and family kitchen. You

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were hoping you would go back to the house. We have a big moment of the house. You were hoping the

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tree would play a role in all this and low it did. So how are you feeling about all of your

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predictions, all of your anticipations? I'm just on top of the world. Yeah. I mean, for, you know,

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it's a finale because all of our favorite characters are coming back. The possum is back. Lexi is back.

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The tree is back. The nail gun has returned. The nail gun has returned was maybe my favorite part

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of all this because like we've been tracking these sort of like check offs payoffs inside this

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episode. And usually in episode of Cape Ver, the payoff is either within the episode or the very

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next episode, right? You see the pepper spray is going to be used right away. You see like, you

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see, sorry, you see, not only in this episode lighting candles, she's going to use that lighter,

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you know, fourth width to burn her wrist, but also eventually the zip tie. So all of that is true.

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The nail gun is a payoff from the beginning of the season. Yeah. That took some patience,

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took some time. The nail gun is a payoff from the point of the show where Callie

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Nats crush was still part of it. Existed in this universe. Who's to say where she is at this point?

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Was still a character who was alive. We should say, here's here's my one note for the possum. Yeah.

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Should have fucked those cops up a little more. I think no consequences for the cops. Not a single

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bit. Sorry about that. We got a real sorry about that. Half-hearted at this. Yeah. Absolutely.

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Like lib fest, which was more half-hearted, the apology or the sweep of the house.

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Or the police were required to be like, okay, we don't see him keep your proven to be faulty security

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system on and get out of here as soon as you can. We're not going to leave anyone here. No, no, no.

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No, no, no. Bye. Also, here's my other question. Yeah. If the plan was actually to leave,

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if Anna was like pack your bags, Natalie, we're going, why didn't Natalie then light between

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50 and 100 candles around the house if the plan was to leave immediately? Was that before or after

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the retrieval of the shotgun? I think before the cops were still there. Well, maybe she wasn't

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informed of the plan for. She was. She said, Natalie, pack your bags. Yeah. The cops are like, we're

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going to do sweep. Next shot, Natalie's letting a romantic amount of candles around the house.

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You know it's fair. Okay. But also if you aren't, Natalie, do you take anything, your weird mom

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says it's a big value anymore? I think I probably wouldn't. But when the cops showed up in this

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episode, I was like, Joe is going to get exactly what she wants. So all of these dudes are going to

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die. I know. And then they just fucking left. You got Lexi returns in a in a snappy

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pantsuit and a Mercedes convertible. First of all, let's let's call it what it is. An amber

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pantsuit. This woman's closet is a revelation. I don't know what's going on in there, but I was

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very happy. Lexi is also she's had a personality makeover. She's a side. She's a girls girl.

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She's like your wife. She's, she's a piece of work. She's great. She's a tough one. Yeah. She's

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sassy. She's real balls on that one. All right. Let's go back to the beginning. Yeah. To the

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Katie family cookout that happens on the on the boat. Okay. You're saying we got book in

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barbecue since episode. Yeah. I really wish Max and showed up in his Leopold's ice cream shirt

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to be like, well, the secret of this barbecue family gets out there. Um, RIP Luke consent king.

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Oh my gosh. You know, Luke slash Adam. Did he have it coming? Okay. How'd you feel? This is

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this is AI slops on. I mean, we can get into it a little later when the revelations happen. But

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and honestly, when he got shot in the gut, I was like, Oh, no, he's definitely out of this.

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This is we have been misreading this whole show. This is a Greek tragedy. Right. This is the

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come up. This is this is a man being so blinded by rage and revenge. They can't see the family

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right in front of him. This is, I mean, just also a sure edipus. Well, I mean, it is edible for

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sure. Yeah. My greater point, some toes can't be un-eaten. You know, there are damages that we do

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in life that you can never take back and clearly Max is inflicted in quite a bit of them on his own

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family here. Can I just say that toe? Maybe something could have been done with that toe, but then

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they burned that toe. I'm just saying like, what would you have done? We put it in a scrapbook?

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Could you have like sewn it back on even if it was like lifeless in some way?

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You just want a lifeless gray rotting toe attached to exactly like it or like mold it like pour

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a mold of it and make sort of like a prosthetic toe that matches the original. Actually, we never

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answered the most critical question of all Joe, which is if hypothetically a madman was released

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from prison and used the power of suggestion and maybe some drugs to force you via a third party

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to eat your own toe. Definitely some drugs give give's us some credit. I don't it's complicated.

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Okay. I don't know. That's the range was full. That will that was the king sized dose. Yeah.

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You know, that was a lot. But in the event that you ate your own toe, would you have kept it in the

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first place? If it were me. Yeah. No. You're getting rid of that. You're like, you can keep that

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one. But if we're going to go to the trouble to jar it in the first place, should we not be doing

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something with it and then just burning it and throwing it away? That part is a fair point.

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All right. So I mean, Max kills everyone on the boat. Really tough. You need help right away,

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but out here you fucked. I thought he was going to leave him to like painfully bleed out from

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the stomach, but no, he got burnt up right quick. Poor Luke. Ron Promegot locked in the crates.

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Also burnt up though. Real come up in. And then Max offers this exit line. Now, if you'll excuse me,

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fantastic. In his tracksuit, the whole styling here is great. Then you get the shot of the spider.

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The spider's web. The spider's web right after the reflection of the burning boat in the eyeball.

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It hurts. This is just a gorgeous episode. I mean, again, consider we are opening the finale.

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All the hopes and dreams we had for Crystal. She just gets shot immediately, dispatched, put in the

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put in the hole. I don't know that I had hopes and dreams for her, but Luke. What? Well, in terms of

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her involvement in the episode, it just mean in life. No, she killed a lady.

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Luke.

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Different strokes. Luke maybe. Yeah.

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Oh, sweet, sweet Luke. But the houseboat had sailed on Crystal in her future.

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I mean, that's probably true. But yeah, they're all dead. Hester lives. Hashtag Hester lives.

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I don't think Hester's going to live in very long. Someone better do like a quality of

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life check on Hester post-haste. Who's going to make sure that Babydoll Crystal finds its way

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to Hester's arms. Oh, yeah. She, Babydoll Crystal better go with Hester wherever she ends up

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after this. But I mean, without Daddy Katie there to help take care of her, without consent King Luke

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there to take care of her. And to think of the dogs, I just, you know, there's a lot of

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considerations at the Katie house that we don't, we don't get tied up in any way whatsoever.

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Did you enjoy the horror movie moment of this perfectly nice family driving along down the road?

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And here comes Anna out of the underbrushed. I mean, speaking of reverse nocturnal animals left

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and right. Like we're just evoking all the classics. Ripping in Cape Fear River water.

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I mean, while we're doing the like, would you do this game? Yeah. Are you letting bloody

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handed Anna into your car? Multi Oscar nominated actress Amy Adams. No. No. No. I'll get you

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another. I guess they didn't really have a choice. She just kind of invited herself in,

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wrapped her hand in that girl's shirt or whatever that was. It was like, take me home.

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Tom makes bail. And then the whole will he or won't he kill himself plot just sort of evaporates

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into thin air? Yeah. A role nothing burger, honestly, as far as I'm concerned.

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We're not legal experts. We've gotten many emails from many lawyers and paralegals and people

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in the legal community over the course of the season who have studied swamp law. I have. I am a scholar

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of swamp law. Yeah, as creationally. Swamp law, as square. No, see, I don't pretend to have a title.

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Okay. Just casual in my alone time. But I have to say to make sure I have all alone

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practicing swamp. What is the show done, thus?

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Say your thing. For all of the emails we've gotten about legal

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quibbles with what happens in Cape Fear, I mean, this bail system seems very convenient for both

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Natalie and Tom. They're out of there so fast. Well, I will say Lexi, at least there's like a

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Lexi and Noah is in the legal profession. So there's like legal teams behind their release.

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They're fast tracking it and they have the experience to do it. Yeah. Yeah.

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Here's my number one card on the conspiracy board paid off moment. Yeah.

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Melissa ampersand Adam. That is what the restaurant is called really paid off. I feel really

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good about that. I feel great about it. And as we discussed, I mean, I have a very complicated

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relationship as many millennials do with ampersand restaurant names, but Melissa and Adam is much

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more tasteful than some of the alternatives. You know, any time an ingredient is involved, if it's

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like two nouns that are not proper nouns, get out of here. Melissa and Adam is just a good concept.

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Here's the real victim here. All right, Pining Crane. Okay, actually, Pining Crane. I

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zero shots fired a fine and crane. I'm taking aim at the flower and waters. You know, okay.

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Here's who I was thinking of during this whole show. I can't believe you, a foodie, would move

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to Los Angeles and make an enemy of half of the restaurants in town. Well, all those can get

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fucked. Okay. Not worried about them. Who I am worried about is Max launched this whole

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restaurant venture and a shows up understandably wants to embarrass him, make an example for

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both him still just like caked in river water. Yeah, she smells bad. That hand has fish bits in it.

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And she's just walking around because a normal thing. Yeah, Noah's like, should we go to the hospital?

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Now anything someone needs to have an intervention. Like this can wait. I promise this can wait, but

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Max got this whole restaurant concept off the ground. He's hired bartenders. They've done a

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soft opening. The whole wait staff is right there. Tabitha's uncle or whoever invested in this

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business venture. Yeah. And now it's just going to go to absolute shit. I mean, I know the restaurant

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industry is tough, but this is this is called for. Well, here's the question. We had decided and it

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seems again in things he says this week. So like last week, we had talked about how

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seemed like Max wanted to die. Just a few more things that I'm going to join my ASLop son and my

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bebang ghost wife in the afterlife. And in this episode, he sort of once again

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says something similar to that. And the fact that this episode ends

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spoiler with Anna and Tom not killing him. But saying you have to sit and rot in a cage.

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What is president not big crate? You'd just sit and rot. Yeah, crate, crate time forever is literally

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in my nose. Coach Taylor says crate time forever. Right. But that's that's the worth that's

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worse than death is you have to live with this forever. So that's the punishment. Yes. So

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you're telling you Max Keating went to all this trouble to get Melissa and Adam off the ground

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and then he's just going to off himself. Like he's not living to see the legacy of his ampersand

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restaurant. Yeah, what's what's the appeal of getting the restaurant launched if you are going

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to kill yourself? Like it's not going to it's not going to live beyond you. I wonder if like at the

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end of the day, he wouldn't have had the kutzbah to, you know, take his own life when he's like,

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I know I said I would, but maybe I just want to be a restaurant tour now. Here's my main question.

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What was Anna and Noah's plan if the restaurant launch didn't involve an audiovisual presentation?

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Multiple audiovisual elements. Yeah. Well, Anna showed up with a deadly weapon, which is a Bluetooth

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speaker. Absolutely. She's got a Bluetooth speaker. Yeah. But Noah's plugging the waterlogged USB,

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I suppose, directly into the laptop that's hooked up to the projection here. So like,

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you know, what was the plan if that hadn't been really available? Hold up an iPad. Hope

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everyone can see it. Just wave the USB around water sloshing out of its crevices. Yeah, it wasn't

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going to go great. If not for the monitor, there was already conveniently there. But I, you know,

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the plan worked. I really can't take too many issues with it. It's preposterous and at the same time,

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it's a bit satisfying for Anna and Noah to use Max's favorite weapons against it. Right.

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Public perception, audiovisual support, you know, Max is like, these are AI slot voices. And it's

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just sort of like hoisted by your own tech, pertard my friend. So here we are. Well,

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plus just a nice little inversion of the gala to open the season where we, they first kind of

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meet again, right? Like having someone on a stage where they can't duck and weave the way that

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they might otherwise is his own kind of vulnerable position. And that's one thing. How Max got pushed

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to the point that he's just strangling this woman in front of Tabitha and the wait staff and everybody.

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People have their shirts. That's what I'm saying. They have embroidered people. The embroidery cannot be

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undone. I think there was a screen printing. And then Noah's like, hospital, what do you think?

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Get those fish bits out of you? Even before that. Yeah. Amy Adams, I mean, her twang is twang

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in the scene. The line that I caught, my ear caught, maybe more than any all season is,

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oh, you think that's all a high. Amy Adams, what? You're a wonderful actor. What are you doing?

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I can't. That's a one time only. Well, good things to camera. Yeah, we're not recording this.

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All right. Noah's like, let's get those fish bits out of you. Yeah. Go to the hospital.

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Natalie's back in her see through yellow shirt, her fave. She's at Paul's house.

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Uses Paul, who once again, can't keep a single teenager in his house.

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And then Danny, you remember Danny from beginning of the seasons, Zach's one friend who has a

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crush on Natalie. Yeah. This is something I would add to the court board if we decide we're adding

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stuff to the court board today. Danny's country house. What a gentleman. Yeah, you can come stay in our

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country house. It's a very nice offer. Yeah, absolutely. And I know. No, I'll tear your motive.

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No, no, he's not trying to turn a lesbian at all. It's fine. I just think the Megan

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Rapinoe shoes could have cleared a lot of things up. Absolutely. Do you think real estate would turn

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the head of a lesbian so quickly? Probably not, but you know, I don't know what Danny knows.

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Clearly, he thinks he's got a shot. He seems like a nice enough guy. See how it goes.

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Sure. A nice guy like the male character obsession, that kind of nice guy.

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No, I feel like their dynamic is a little different. Okay. Danny has only done like nice little

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warnings, popping into Natalie's life this year. So, you know, I don't have anything bad to say

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about Danny. Anything else you want to say about the Lexi that we haven't already covered?

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I really think we did it. But if you want to say about your girl, he's letting me know.

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I mean, you could do a whole palette of Lexi's from this season, just side by side, the color looks

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truly immaculate. But also, would you say Amber is a color of energy or like what is it?

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In this scene clearly. Yeah. Actually, isn't it? Is Amber the color of, you know,

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of release in this case of working, working back channels to prove that someone is not a murderer,

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but simply an asshole? Actually, maybe Amber is the color of that. That does kind of fit.

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Now that I think about it, of mercy, of a certain kind of mercy, but also, I still hate you.

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Anything else you want to say about your girl Lexi? I did it. I genuinely cannot believe she

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appeared in this episode. Here's what I genuinely cannot believe. When Natalie goes to find Zach

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wandering around outside of their home. Yep. And he can't get inside even though

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there seem like 20 different ways to get inside the bone household. Like one of the most

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breachable houses, but he can't get inside. And she's just like, I'm so glad to see you. And he's

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like, I'm so glad to see you. And there's none of this like, sorry, I nuzzled you or shoved my

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thumb in your mouth or all of the other weird shit that happened. And I guess we're just saying that

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wasn't Zach. Well, it was also several episodes ago. So no one remembers. Okay.

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So what are you talking about? Wait too long ago. Yeah, I would think, like, I haven't been in this

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position. I've never had a sibling shove their thumb in my mouth before. If they did, I think I

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would remember it. Yeah. Longer than Natalie seems to. I would be disturbed by it a little.

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What hope though a lot has been happening. Honestly, true. You know, in the grand scheme of this show.

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Yeah, what's a little thumb between sibling the 50th weirdest thing to happen to Natalie.

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She's been to prison since then. She honey trapped her sister. She honey trapped her own sister.

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I was thinking when they were in prison, I mean, Navega gets some some good kicks in on Natalie.

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Yeah. Was like was the was the honey trap the wrong play? Should it she've been trying to recruit

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her for the soccer team? I think the Veya's got some untapped potential. Maybe this is just

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World Cup brain talking, but like, I see a striker in there. Well, okay. So at the end of this

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episode, there's a very like, we'll never have to have peace. Like we're looking over our

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shoulders sort of moment, which I quite like. But then I also started to worry that if Cape

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Fear is as popular as I worry it is, they would try to do a Cape Fear season too.

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Starting Navega. But what if it's Navega soccer league and what if it's like a Ted Lasso crossover

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and it's Navega soccer league in prison? I know you hate to. You already lost me. I know you hate

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Ted Lasso. I want to sit the record. Have you considered prison Lasso? I will not be watching prison

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Lasso. I will not be watching any further adventures of Ted Lasso and for anyone who's listening to

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this show, do not email us, asking us to cover Ted Lasso. It's not going to happen. It's not going

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to happen. It's simply won't. I'm sure there are many other podcasts that will talk about it and

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you will not be one of them. It simply will not be us. Okay. So not in Zachard home.

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And as in the hospital, Tom comes to visit her. Tom, it must be said, always, but I just took a special

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notice in this episode. He loves a clingy khaki and like a clingy shirt. Well, he loves all

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clingy clothes. I just want to let you know that I've not been skipping back day. And so this

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shirt will cling to every curve and muscle. Even though I just got out of prison and I'm visiting

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my wife in the hospital, I just thought I'd put on my clingy khaki's for the occasion. So I just

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want to note Patrick, your game. He's doing great work. There are some dads who've gotten a lot

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of positive affirmation and like the carpool pickup line when they're when they're squinging by the

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school when they're subinit of the PTA meeting, whatever. Tom knows his power. Well, you think

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it's Dilphin harder this summer. Is it is it Patrick and Cape Fear or is it Matt Damon?

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Oh, wow. Ancient Greek Dilph. I'm easy. The biceps don't even seem comparable. You know, like

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Damon's really got something cook in there. So that's what they are definitely comparable biceps.

24:10

We're going to need a measuring tape on this side by side. We're going to do this side by side.

24:14

We got to see. Okay, but I think it's just it's just a big summer for Dilphs everywhere. Okay, well,

24:19

have hot Dilphs summer. Enjoy it. Please do email us if you have your thoughts about who outdilphed

24:26

the other this summer. Is there another candidate that we're not thinking of? Oh gosh.

24:31

Matthew, recent what was bad? Certainly. As people in a trance, you know, I just think there's

24:39

there's Dilphs for every kind. Matt Smith in House of Dragon. Why not? You know, incestuous Dilphs,

24:45

like there are there are many. That's absolutely. All right. Quick question for you, Rob.

24:50

If you've gone through a hugely traumatic event with your partner, your beloved partner.

24:55

And your partner says, I'm glad you know the truth. I love you. Is the response you're looking for

25:00

vague nodding? That's all that Tom gives in that moment. It would not be what you're looking for in

25:07

that moment. I still can't blame Tom for not wanting to just like roll back into being a househouse

25:12

bed again. You know, they've resolved nothing as far as their intrinsic problems and their relationship.

25:17

She comes clean. He has yet to do his come clean, which he will do in a minute was that. But like,

25:23

she's like, we've exercised our demons. Just because you say the thing you didn't save for 20 years,

25:30

doesn't mean you're just immediately forgiven. She also took a fish knife to the hand. She did.

25:35

I feel like we could be nicer. Look, I have sympathy for everyone who's taking a fish knife to

25:40

the hand. But if you take the fish knife to the hand and then you just walk around for two days

25:44

with sashimi sitting in there, I think it's at least partially on you at that point.

25:49

I really think it was only like a couple hours. But half of that time was spent in a disgusting

25:55

river. Yeah. Like there's there's parasites in there. You got to be careful. You really do.

26:00

They even had a conversation with the season about like, can you swim in that river? I thought it

26:04

was disgusting. And it took a dip to save her own life. No problem there. But you got to go to

26:09

the hospital. Do you think that's the one payoff of like Max Katie can't swim? Is that like, he

26:14

didn't follow her into the river? She was already long gone. Yeah. So there was no payoff for that.

26:20

Plus I got to say I could have sworn at the end of episode nine when Max rolls up. They're still

26:26

daylight. And then we open episode 10 and it's like pitch black outside. I think it was like sunset.

26:31

So maybe this sun just dipped right below the horizon. You think you just spent like a quick

26:34

like 20 to 30 minutes watching the family bicker on the deck. Sometimes that sun goes quick for now

26:39

right at the end there. The bonus get home. Natalie is peanut butter. Never you fear peanut butter

26:43

is fine. Peanut butter makes it all the way through to the family barbecue at the end of the episode.

26:49

Great job, money. Proud of you. What do you how do you feel about this Zach performance as like

26:55

nice boy good son mom what happened to your hand. I find him still tremendously creepy.

27:02

I spent the whole episode wondering what he was up to. I really thought something was about that.

27:06

He's absolutely shifty. Shifty as hell. I could not make heads or tails of him. And I certainly

27:13

if I were in that family would not be fully trusting of my son who just escaped the psychiatric

27:18

care with which he was entrusted. I know the ending of this episode is like no one's ever going to be

27:22

okay again. But I think of the people who are most not going to be okay again. I think it's

27:27

good old ones to range away from biting your own tongue off a zaki here forever unclean.

27:34

Unfortunately, Thomas a hard tart was that which starts with Zach when I was locked up.

27:41

And that was really like soft suburban dad trying to sound tough to be energy. So he comes clean

27:47

about his brother. This is a very bizarre to me because Tom tells a story and the you know

27:54

the underlying message is like we shouldn't suppress things if there's things going wrong with

27:59

us psychologically. We should not ignore it. We should not just hope things are going to get better.

28:03

We should get help, etc. But what Tom says here is that my brother didn't die in accident. It's

28:09

just something my parents told me. So does that mean that the talking heads poster flashback of him

28:15

finding his brother hanging there is like a constructed like memory because if his parents told

28:21

him he died in a car accident, which is the cover story or whatever. And then later he found out

28:26

he hung himself. But then he never actually like found him hanging there. It's just a sort of like

28:32

in his mind. He is discovering him. Yes. hanging there. Is that your interpretation of this?

28:37

I took it a little more again on face value if he did find his brother there. And his parents just

28:42

kind of started saying the company line and he started imitating it. I could see it going either way.

28:48

I like just something my parents told me. Yeah. I like a sort of impressionistic idea that he never saw

28:53

it. And then it's putting together these pieces for himself regardless. Clearly it's hung over him

28:57

his whole life. I might want to go back and watch that like really well. I probably won't rewatch

29:01

and keep it. But if I did, I would rewatch that rooftop scene that we thought was really weird.

29:06

Still really weird. Which is like cut off awkwardly. So like maybe they decide to add that sort of like

29:12

talking heads flashback thing later. And it sort of contradicted their original idea,

29:19

which is that he didn't find his brother, but was just told that his brother died in a car accident.

29:23

And that's why that other part is edited so weirdly. I don't even know that it was edited

29:28

weirdly. It seemed written weirdly. Why not both. All right. The dip shit cops are here. Yeah. About

29:33

that whole thing. Glybtopia just just fucking wild. You are a mess with this man for murder.

29:43

Sorry. We fucked up. Let's make sure you all are safe. These cops deserve to die. I really wish

29:48

that possum had fucked them up. They did at least find the possum hard confirmation that the possum

29:53

lives to hex again. I will take that if nothing else. The possum should have hexed the cops. Maybe

29:58

we at least like jumped at their faces a little bit. Little max Katie. Just a couple straight

30:03

like straight scratch marks. They should be like, oh, we found the possum. I'm actually bleeding.

30:09

We're going to go to the hospital now. Then that would explain why they leave. All right.

30:13

Well, they do leave. And then we see Max Katie standing on the roof. Yes. I look, I know

30:21

that Max is a somewhat supernatural manifestation of like evil incarnate, right?

30:27

Even so. This is fun. A man standing on a roof in hurricane winds.

30:34

Like it's nothing. You're just chilling up there. That's a real, I felt like a real denier

30:39

one. Scorsese sort of. Clearly. Yeah. They're struggling to walk around on the sidewalk.

30:44

And he's up there on the roof like a quad strength, I think. I mean, they're probably quite strong.

30:49

Yeah. Part of them absolutely jacked all season like. Well, let's add them to the the dill pool.

30:54

It's a great point. Absolutely.

30:56

Add him to the dill pool. He has an exacto knife at Zack's throat.

31:01

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31:47

All right. Then we get a mock trial. Yeah. Swamp law. How'd you feel about all of this?

31:52

I loved it. I would say first, we've gotten many great bar dem scenes all season.

31:57

He's to me been the clear standout of the show.

32:00

Really? I love everything that he's been showing. He is the show.

32:03

And this more than anything like wrathful losing control Max Katie doing his mock courtroom thing.

32:09

Head injury.

32:10

Completely. Yeah.

32:12

I mean, it's just like weird and strange and sinewy in a way that lets him chew up everything

32:17

inside and I fucking loved it. We get lady and little gentleman of the beauty.

32:30

My favorite thing about this line delivery is he says jury as jury like 50 other types.

32:37

But occasionally goes, you're he wants to put that sauce on it.

32:41

It comes in so strong and I mean, again, just tremendous work from one of our greatest actors.

32:46

Okay. So the question that he asks and the show is asking us is did Anna and Tom make Max the monster

32:51

he is today? That's his assertion. Yeah.

32:55

I would argue a man who sexually manipulates his step sister is not purely on the epitome.

33:02

Was he a murderer before he went to prison? Maybe not.

33:05

It seems not. Well, it's definitely didn't kill Melissa. I wouldn't count out that it seems

33:10

like he's guilty of a dildomone. He went to prison guilty of nothing. He's actually accused of other

33:15

than the crystal stuff other than insists manipulation mind games. Incense mind games.

33:20

Yes, but again, it's like it's hurt people.

33:22

People think it's pretty bad. It's my game is pretty bad. It's bad. But his dad also like,

33:27

I don't want to excuse anything. Sure. But I just think the whole family is pretty fucked up.

33:31

Okay. Max did nothing wrong. I hear too.

33:33

Not what I said. I just think what's your serve in great time? It does things to your brain.

33:37

All right. Here's you we already got to hear your incredible Amy Adams impression. Here's

33:41

my please. Yes, sister stole you baby.

33:50

So I was telling them, I wish it. I've heard. It really is.

33:54

Yes, sister stole you baby.

33:56

Also such a calm response. We fast forwarded through the beginning. So fast we missed it.

34:00

But for them himself, Max Katie himself hitting a hey little sister.

34:07

What is going on in the show?

34:09

All right. Also on the line front when Natalie gets away,

34:15

has a chance to run doesn't run is going to like say try to stay to stay the family.

34:19

Yeah. Max gets somehow gets the jump on her in the sort of like which possum magic room.

34:25

Yes. And says you're calling it by its property.

34:28

You're welcome. And says you have jury duty to Natalie.

34:34

His commitment to the bit cannot be challenged track her home.

34:39

And then it take talk. It's nail gonna nail gonna clock.

34:43

All right. She nail guns him in the butt as well as the head. She gets some shots into the butt.

34:47

But yes, crucially, his his most tender spot, the head one.

34:52

I think it's most of our most tender spot.

34:54

But yeah, he's got some head ones.

34:56

He gets a nail to the head. Yeah.

34:57

And then goes into like a full Christ like crucifix falling pose and then comes back from the dead.

35:03

And I was delighted. Let's let's keep on the Natalie part for a second though.

35:07

Because is she just like low key the hero of the entire season?

35:11

Mm. Tell me what?

35:12

I mean, she gets the critical testimony from Navea.

35:16

Then smuggles like the thing we didn't see last week records the whole conversation.

35:20

She's having with the Vaya confess into Max.

35:22

She was recording.

35:23

I didn't know if she just stole the I thought maybe she was just having the conversation

35:27

getting the info and then stealing the phone.

35:28

I thought by the way she was asking questions in a Vaya was answering them.

35:31

That was just like a clearly recorded conversation where she was like and then what did Max

35:36

Katie ask you to do?

35:37

It was absolutely the case and pulled off the one party consent recording her own mother could not.

35:43

Oh, you know, she's she is using Max's own tactics against him in a Bay.

35:48

This is why you are an expert in swamp law.

35:49

You remember the details.

35:50

She's coming up and look she has the chance to escape as you alluded to but she doesn't.

35:53

She doubles back to pick up the nail begun to protect her family.

35:56

Yeah.

35:57

I just think she's the one really doing this whole thing.

36:00

I mean, let's give the parents some credit.

36:02

They do sort of double drown him in the pool for all seconds.

36:05

Everyone gets their shot at well.

36:07

Yes, let's not skip past Zach who was saved by fishing memories because back to himself.

36:13

You know, Vaya, Vaya fish memory.

36:15

So if you if you parents are sitting at home and you're like,

36:18

should I create my kids?

36:19

No.

36:20

That wasn't what you were saying last week.

36:22

I was in a bad way last week.

36:25

Should I create my kids?

36:26

No, that's my that's my hat take.

36:28

Should I be the deal for the carpal line?

36:30

Sure, something to aspire to.

36:31

Should I take my kid fishing?

36:33

Yes, it might save them one day.

36:35

It might.

36:35

The reveal of Zach sitting over in the corner as all this bullshit goes on with his flappy half-bitten

36:42

tongue holding a imaginary fish almost broke me.

36:47

Of all the moments in this episode for some reason that damn imaginary fish.

36:54

I am floated.

36:55

Our producer Kai who's really struggled.

36:57

We've just like really dragged him through this whole season.

37:01

Every single week he's like he's like guys are we sure we wanted to keep here.

37:05

This is bad.

37:06

This is the episode that finally got him.

37:08

He said it was the shot of Bardem's Spider Monkey in down from the roof onto Zach.

37:13

But I think it might have been flappy tongue floppy fish.

37:17

The double flap, you know what I mean?

37:19

The flap flop is very good.

37:21

But yeah, the Spider Monkey I think might not just be the pinnacle of the season but of television

37:25

as we know it.

37:26

It's going to be hard to top that.

37:29

You got the pool.

37:31

Tom's pristine white,

37:34

dill sneaker holding Bardem down to the bottom of the pool.

37:38

Anna gets it on the action.

37:40

The couple that drowns together stays together.

37:42

But she's like.

37:43

I think it's lays together stays together.

37:45

Because it's the whole family.

37:46

It's true. It's true.

37:47

But then you know the kids are watching now.

37:49

He's like, Calum and she's like we can't corrupt them the way that we corrupted ourselves

37:53

and all this other stuff like that.

37:55

We still not.

37:56

Judge, Yuri and executioners.

37:58

We will not be executioners here.

38:01

We'll let him live.

38:02

And as I told you in my notes, it says, great time for him.

38:05

I also have great time for life.

38:08

I mean, this is swamp law though.

38:10

Because they are within their rights.

38:13

Under the castle doctrine,

38:14

we learned about earlier this season to murder this man in their pool.

38:19

They are they would be encouraged to do it.

38:21

But they decide, you know what, we're going to be better than that.

38:23

Despite Natalie's please kill him kill him kill him.

38:26

In which I would say she's channeling her dad.

38:28

I don't know which one either full aggro Tom or homicidal maniac.

38:32

Oh my god.

38:35

The Paul Cook.

38:35

It's not Paul.

38:36

Like let's be real about it.

38:37

You see, you know, we got from someone who was like,

38:39

this is the plot of Mama Mia.

38:43

If you zoom out and squint, it's Mama Mia.

38:46

Someone needs to cut together like a Mama Mia style trailer using this footage of Cape Fear.

38:50

Oh my god.

38:51

It would absolutely slap.

38:53

Delighted.

38:53

There's a lot of boat footage we can use.

38:55

It's going to be great.

38:56

Okay.

38:56

This is the Coda.

38:58

Good old Tabitha has producer true crime doc.

39:03

With a very unbiased journalistic lens.

39:06

I would say so.

39:07

Of I love Max.

39:11

It's a great moment.

39:12

It's got to be the best reveal of this episode.

39:14

So good.

39:15

It's so good.

39:16

Then we get a backyard family barbecue.

39:17

The Leopold ice cream shirt is back on.

39:20

We're sort of doing the same zippy commentary.

39:23

If it's for me, um, I would move.

39:26

Now I know I know they said something really of the season where they're like,

39:28

it's our house.

39:29

Yeah.

39:30

Test of doctrine.

39:31

It's a symbol.

39:32

It's our house.

39:33

He doesn't get to disturb our life.

39:35

But if you're having a call back barbecue to the opening of the season.

39:40

Mm-hmm.

39:41

But remember that like how your friend Ray was at that barbecue.

39:44

And then afterwards he showed up in pieces in that pool.

39:47

Yeah.

39:47

You ever going to swim in that is not only taking laps in that pool

39:51

after she found pieces of ray in it.

39:53

Like, why are we staying here?

39:55

As they were having this barbecue,

39:56

all I could think is like,

39:58

all we are is skunks in the pool.

40:00

You know, it's just for as much as we try to run and change

40:03

and alter our circumstances,

40:04

like we are just waiting to be discarded.

40:06

Did you write lyrics again?

40:07

It's not.

40:09

Was it one time of fair?

40:11

Hey, they're deliling.

40:12

Good.

40:12

That's in the pool.

40:16

All right, Natalie's calling Tom Dad.

40:18

Yep.

40:18

We've made some real progress.

40:19

Her banks have ungraced themselves.

40:21

She's just like really free of the summer swellter.

40:25

Everyone's thriving except they're not.

40:28

Yeah, I would say definitively not.

40:30

No, yeah, of course not.

40:31

Clearly looking over their shoulder.

40:32

But I would say if you thought that Anna and Tom had maybe improved his parents,

40:37

maybe they'd grown a little bit.

40:38

You know, I would go as far as to say that Tom's best dad moment

40:41

is him at least trying to connect with Zach about his brother

40:44

wrong footed at times though it may be.

40:46

Yeah.

40:46

He's trying to do something fatherly.

40:49

This kid just bid off, almost bid off his entire tongue.

40:54

And they give him a glass of water with lemon.

40:57

No, it's not just.

40:58

This isn't the next day we're having this barbecue.

41:00

I don't tell you the has produced her entire documentary.

41:02

I hear how far in the future this is.

41:04

That thing is going to stay.

41:05

That's not true.

41:06

If he's received medical attention,

41:09

he should be able to have citrus in his mouth at some point in the rest of his life.

41:12

First of all, my understanding, my medical understanding.

41:15

And we cover the pit so we are doctors.

41:17

Swamp lawn, Swamp medicine.

41:18

Swamp medicine is very complicated.

41:20

Okay.

41:20

I would think that Anna's hand definitely Swamp medicine.

41:23

I would think a tongue wound would be among the slowest to heal, right?

41:28

There's a lot of movement.

41:29

There's a lot going on.

41:30

It's a very complex muscle.

41:31

I don't think it's just like sealing up with a couple of stitches.

41:34

No problem.

41:34

I don't know.

41:35

We saw that we saw them seal up a tongue with a couple stitches,

41:38

a bit in tongue on the pit.

41:39

This is it.

41:40

Yeah, but then they didn't pour lemon juice in it.

41:41

Well, this isn't the next day.

41:43

It's not the next day.

41:44

The keeper is not the pity.

41:45

It doesn't all take place in one day.

41:47

It kind of does though.

41:50

It only takes 20 minutes to minute.

41:52

It's Groundhog Day.

41:53

No one remembers what happens the next day.

41:55

We just wake up and it's fresh.

41:57

Anything that we have uncovered that you want to cover.

41:59

Hey, was this a good show, Ramone?

42:01

I don't know if it's a good show, even still.

42:04

Okay.

42:05

But I had a much more positive experience with this

42:07

than I did with Presumed Innocent.

42:09

Because Presumed Innocent,

42:11

we were trying to get our footing all season.

42:13

We were trying...

42:13

Well, both with both disclaimer and Presumed Innocent,

42:16

we were like, let's find the good show in here.

42:20

Yeah, there's something here.

42:21

I think we had the right attitude this time from the jump.

42:23

I think it was the right attitude,

42:24

but also the right ending.

42:25

Like what Presumed Innocent does in the final episode,

42:28

we won't have to get into it specifically,

42:29

but it's just like a wild, terrible swing.

42:32

It does not make any sense.

42:33

Invalidates everything that you've watched.

42:35

Yeah.

42:36

This did not feel that way.

42:37

This felt amplifying.

42:38

This felt confirming of the insanity

42:40

that we've been going through week to week.

42:41

In a way that I really appreciated,

42:43

I think not everyone on screen always has the firmest grasp

42:48

of every what kind of show this is week to week,

42:50

but the key players do.

42:52

And that was enough for me.

42:53

And so like good show or not,

42:54

I definitely had a lot of fun with this.

42:56

I had a blast.

42:58

I don't think it's a good show.

43:02

I have a couple of remember wins for you.

43:04

Just because the show does move fast,

43:05

there's a lot of things.

43:06

There's a lot of stuff happening.

43:08

Do you remember that time that Anna went to Navea's mom's house

43:10

and fondled all of the murder weapon and evidence?

43:14

And then no one ever spoke of it again or found faith's body?

43:19

I do remember that.

43:21

Do you think the cops remember that?

43:22

They have not made it to the house yet.

43:24

No one knows that that woman is dead.

43:26

I think that smells so bad over there.

43:28

Smells awful.

43:29

Or do you remember when the SJLP

43:32

that Anna and Noah work for

43:34

for us devoted all of their time and resources

43:37

and political capital to getting a man

43:39

who is wrongfully accused out of prison?

43:41

And then Max Katie immediately murdered both him

43:43

and his mother and no one gave a shit about it

43:46

or mentioned it ever again.

43:47

I do remember that.

43:48

What?

43:49

Like why do these characters not care about

43:52

things that are supposed to be important in their lives?

43:54

I just can't believe there was an entire brutal murder

43:57

with a like just a horrific murder scene

44:00

that never ever came back this season.

44:03

How was that not a thing?

44:05

How was Anna never sent to prison?

44:06

Here's the most important question.

44:08

Remember how Ethan Embrie was on this show?

44:09

He was.

44:11

Just going for a dip, just having a drink,

44:13

just piling around with his girlfriend.

44:14

I got no closure there, personally.

44:16

Well, he should have been the star of this show.

44:18

There was a different...

44:18

He should have shown up in the back seat of the Mercedes

44:21

with Lexi.

44:21

He'd been like, hey Tom, hey Tommy Boy.

44:24

You know?

44:24

We needed the moment where Anna runs out in the street

44:27

with her fish hook stabbed hand

44:28

and is flagging down the car and it's Ethan Embrie.

44:31

That's what we needed.

44:32

Yes.

44:33

And we just...

44:33

What about honey?

44:36

Honey, I mean, I think she's doing well.

44:38

Yeah.

44:38

Although she may have some words for Tabitha

44:40

given the weird way that she's talking about

44:43

her man in this doc.

44:44

Okay.

44:45

Her man.

44:46

Well, Max Katie.

44:47

Tabitha watched Max Katie's

44:48

Strangle Anna right in front of her.

44:50

And was like, that's my guy.

44:51

I love that guy.

44:52

That's my guy.

44:53

The warmth of his gaze.

44:55

Well, hey Rob, one last time.

44:56

Wanna go to the board?

44:57

I would love to.

44:58

Okay.

44:59

All right, it is with the...

45:01

I don't know, saddest of my heart

45:03

that I bring you our last trip to the Cape Fear conspiracy board.

45:07

How does it make you feel to see it

45:09

in all of its glory now that we're at season send?

45:11

This was my idea.

45:13

It turned out better than I could possibly imagine.

45:15

Thank you for...

45:16

It was my idea and I am brilliant.

45:17

No, well, thank you for...

45:18

I think if you had joined you and Kai

45:20

and the rest hadn't joined me

45:21

in with great enthusiasm,

45:23

it never would have...

45:24

I mean, Kai gave us this possum printout.

45:27

That's the thing.

45:28

Well, first of all, it was a wonderful idea.

45:30

It is taken on a life of its own

45:32

in ways that I am legitimately sad

45:35

some of these things never came back.

45:36

And also, I think we hit a lot of them.

45:38

Do you want to go through our new cards

45:39

or do you want to take it toward the board really quickly?

45:41

Let's do the new cards first.

45:43

All right, let's do it.

45:44

Katie Family Cookout.

45:45

So fucked up.

45:46

Well, delicious.

45:48

Well, we got flapping tongues, flapping fish.

45:51

If your son is subject to both of these forces at once,

45:55

I think you should have real concern.

45:57

Maybe consider some great time.

45:58

All right, Tom's, clingy, khakis.

46:01

We've wondered if maybe we should start something

46:03

called the Dill-Fu World Cup.

46:04

Maybe something to do before the end of this.

46:06

We?

46:07

You enthusiastically concurred.

46:10

I said it was a thing.

46:11

I didn't say I want to run it.

46:12

You enthusiastically concurred.

46:13

I don't think I'm qualified to run the Dill-Fu World Cup.

46:15

Dill-Fu World Cup.

46:16

Before the end of the year for an editor.

46:18

Here's the problem.

46:19

A Dill-Fu World Cup does sound something

46:20

like we would do at TheRinger.com.

46:22

I know.

46:23

You know, just free content ideas out there for our team.

46:25

But if you have a king-sized dose of Scapala me,

46:28

if we just give a king-sized dose of Scapala me

46:31

to any of our editors,

46:32

we will get the Dill-Fu World Cup off the ground.

46:34

No question.

46:35

Great time forever.

46:41

How about Detective Grayson's unscratched face?

46:43

Lamentably.

46:44

More possums needed to be involved.

46:46

He met the possum.

46:47

He only a couple people in the entire season of Cape Beer

46:51

have seen the possum eye to eye and come out alive.

46:53

And one of them somehow is Detective F**k in Grayson.

46:56

That's what I choose to believe.

46:58

The possum hexed him.

46:59

And we just have yet to see the fruits of the hexing.

47:02

The come-up is.

47:02

Yeah.

47:03

Has not yet.

47:03

Just a slow burn hex.

47:05

All the best ones are.

47:06

I agree.

47:07

Lexi, she's a girl's girl.

47:09

Total character rewrite.

47:10

Don't even worry about it.

47:11

Don't worry about it.

47:12

But you know why it's okay?

47:13

Yeah.

47:13

She's got an amber pants suit.

47:14

And it looks

47:16

resplendent.

47:17

She's really pulling it off.

47:18

Not a lot of people can do amber.

47:20

Danny's country house.

47:21

It sure might win him the heart of his local lesbian.

47:24

Maybe.

47:25

Guys got to try.

47:26

Yeah.

47:27

I got two left.

47:30

Chef, thank you for writing these cards and not showing them to me.

47:33

You're welcome.

47:33

That I get to do.

47:35

Lady and little Yotamina of the year.

47:39

Max Katie, ladies and gentlemen.

47:40

Javier Bardem.

47:42

Give this man a trophy.

47:43

I don't care which one it is.

47:44

I don't know what it's for.

47:45

It doesn't need to be in an award ceremony of any kind.

47:48

Just get him on a stage and let him give a speech

47:50

to deserve it.

47:51

It should be like a melted zip tie.

47:55

And last but not least,

47:56

Natalie's romantic mood lighting.

47:58

Because there's never a bad time to light

48:00

50 candles in your own home even when you're about to leave it.

48:03

Let's take a tour of the board.

48:04

Yes.

48:05

What are the things that never came back that you're a little like,

48:09

huh, I really thought that was going to go somewhere.

48:11

I mean, we already talked about faith.

48:12

Yeah.

48:12

Absolutely ridiculous that she's not on this show.

48:16

What else is really sticking to my crawl?

48:19

Yeah, what is sticking to your crawl?

48:20

Oh, I know.

48:21

You want to talk about the butthole servers.

48:23

Okay.

48:24

We had a whole like,

48:26

like a psychosis trigger

48:28

of evolving the butthole servers.

48:29

Yeah.

48:30

A Pavlovian response.

48:31

With Crystal, AKA Delilah singing it

48:34

to Max via videotape,

48:35

it triggered this whole thing

48:37

and then never came up ever again

48:39

and no one ever spoke about it.

48:41

Let's see.

48:42

What am I, uh,

48:44

bombs didn't come back?

48:45

I mean, I don't think we got a true payoff

48:47

of the Max Katie can't swim plotline.

48:49

We were talking about this like he did almost drown.

48:51

He thrashes around in the pool,

48:52

but like, that's three feet of water.

48:54

We didn't need the information that he can't swim.

48:56

It just was not helpful or interesting at all.

48:58

Never ever paid off.

49:00

Who who takes care of Romeo now?

49:03

Our beloved dog Max Katie's beloved dog.

49:06

Honey, honey, honey.

49:07

Don't you think honey's taking care of Romeo?

49:09

I've run honey seems like a no commitment kind of girl.

49:12

We added some red X's for some people who left us.

49:16

I don't know. I think we,

49:17

I think there's a lot of great payoff here.

49:19

Melissa's tacky heart necklace.

49:20

I guess did all the work it needed to do.

49:22

Savannah coffee roasters didn't get another

49:24

shout out before the end of the season.

49:25

Too bad.

49:26

Oh, I know the exact one

49:27

that we are, I think both most upset about.

49:30

The alleged murderous.

49:31

Oh,

49:32

Katherine Buckley.

49:33

Katherine Buckley.

49:34

The alleged murderous,

49:35

we loved her energy.

49:36

Also a great pantsuit.

49:37

Fire remember correctly.

49:38

Kate Fiercey's in two.

49:40

Starring at the alleged murderous, Katherine Buckley,

49:42

who you may remember,

49:43

possibly murdered her husband,

49:44

but definitely not Tom and only Tom's help to prove for innocence.

49:48

Absolutely.

49:49

And she should.

49:50

And I think the nail gun is the most satisfying thing

49:52

that came back.

49:53

That was great.

49:54

Anything else that make him repeat those shoes?

49:57

I wish they had come back.

49:58

I mean, Brandon Natalie's grandfather

50:01

just really disappeared after his moment in the sun.

50:03

We got no no come up in for him,

50:05

no follow through whatsoever.

50:07

Oh, the glitchescription,

50:08

the prescription for his glitch.

50:09

Yes, for Max's glitch.

50:11

For Max's glitch did pay off.

50:13

AI Slop son, here's what I'll say.

50:14

The cut from his vision of AI Slop son too.

50:18

Oh no, he looks like that.

50:21

Hi guys, a very like sweet looking guy,

50:23

but like is Tom out back to his Luke

50:25

or because AI Slop son Adam?

50:27

No, the actual place looks.

50:28

Seems like I really thought he was like a sweet good looking guy,

50:32

but it's like so clearly just like.

50:36

That's not who I thought my son was moment, you know what I mean?

50:38

Well, you're a little more attuned

50:40

to the weight community than I was that a wig he was wearing?

50:42

Or do you think they just gave him a nice curl on his hair?

50:44

That's a curl.

50:45

You think that's a natural curl for him?

50:46

I do. I do.

50:47

I mean, it came straight from Max himself, you know?

50:49

Absolutely.

50:50

It's beautiful.

50:50

Anything else?

50:51

I wish we had had one more incident of,

50:53

well, like I was gonna say,

50:54

I wish we had one more incident of fish based crimes.

50:55

But I mean, what is the flopping imaginary fish

50:58

if not fish based crimes coming fish based justice?

51:01

Yes.

51:02

Coming back right?

51:02

Mind over matter.

51:03

Yeah.

51:03

When it really comes down to it, like what is your totem in life?

51:06

And for Naveya, it's eating tin fish in a movie theater

51:09

and for Zach clearly it's just having this fond memory

51:11

with his father.

51:12

Also that flash drive was waterproof.

51:14

So something for you to consider

51:16

well when you get skeptical.

51:18

No.

51:19

That flash drive is not functioning.

51:21

No one in the show should be functioning

51:22

and yet they all still continue to be.

51:24

Okay, that's it for us.

51:26

I will continue to hope that there's someone watching out

51:29

for baby doll crystal.

51:31

Someone watching out for Romeo the Dog.

51:33

What? Hester herself?

51:34

Not you, Hester.

51:35

What?

51:36

I don't think so.

51:39

That lady had a rancid energy.

51:41

Well, I mean, you've been really big

51:42

on the let the old ladies just die corner lately.

51:45

I mean, it's tough to watch.

51:48

I don't come back to that.

51:51

That's telling, isn't it?

51:53

Rob, we'll be back with what?

51:55

Definitely a mail back episode.

51:57

And people should email us at prestige.tvs.

51:59

Spotify.com with their questions, with their thoughts,

52:01

with their concerns about TV, Cape Fear,

52:05

your favorite shows of the year,

52:06

whatever you want to email us about, frankly.

52:08

We'll also have a live show that's happening in August

52:10

that may or may not have already been announced

52:12

by the time this podcast comes out.

52:14

Who can say?

52:15

Stay tuned.

52:16

Yeah, we'll be doing some Hall of Fame episodes,

52:18

leading up to the next season of Slow Horses,

52:21

which is coming soon.

52:22

Thrilling.

52:22

Thank you, too, Jacob Cornett.

52:25

That Ronaldo.

52:26

Mm-hmm.

52:27

Kai Grady.

52:28

Yes.

52:28

Well, plus thank you to Nailguns.

52:31

Oh.

52:31

Thank you to Skopol.

52:32

A nice, nice fish.

52:33

Imaginary fish to pass some witches everywhere.

52:35

Perfect tongues.

52:37

You know.

52:38

Joe, thank you to you.

52:39

Thank you.

52:39

Thank you for

52:40

imagining this board

52:42

and driving us to this insanity I'll see you soon.

52:44

It's been a treat.

52:45

Thanks for hanging out with me in the

52:47

cramped crate of content that was this summer.

52:50

And we'll see you soon.

52:52

Bye.

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