Cool as Ice w/ Brian Huskey & Vanilla Ice (Classic)

2026-08-11 04:05:00 • 1:00:22

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Imagine if James Dean was fresh instead of cool. It's rebel without a cause with turntables and eight ball jackets. We saw a cool ice. See, know what that means.

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Now it's time for...

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Hello people of Earth and welcome to a very special edition of How Did This Get Made.

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We have a very special episode this week, because not only are we talking about the vanilla ice classic, Cooler's Ice,

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but we have an amazing guest in studio to talk about the film. That's right, the only vanilla ice, but he's not going to be here for the entire episode just for the last 15 minutes.

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So enjoy that. It's coming up, but in the meantime, please welcome my fabulous co-host, June Diane Rayfield. How are you June?

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Good, Hi Pa.

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And Jason Manzook is How Are You Jason?

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What's happening?

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We have a very special guest here in the studio today to talk about the movie. You've seen him on about a million different things, most notably in most recently Children's Hospital.

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Sure. Brian Husky.

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Hi guys.

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Hi Brian.

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Hi.

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Alright, let's get into this movie.

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I want to thank you for exposing me to art.

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You're welcome.

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This is very important film.

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I honestly, when I was watching this movie for the first couple of minutes, it's like, really? Really?

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Well, what?

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Maybe you want to say for the first six minutes, which are the opening credits.

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Yeah, I signed it too.

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I was like, I got to see it.

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I stopped it right at the end of the credits.

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Like, oh, a six minute credit sequence.

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It was, I kept on, I was cooking dinner and so I kept on thinking like, we get it.

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You don't have to brag so much about how you cooked dinner.

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I kept on thinking like, okay, I'm just going to do this one thing while the opening credits is on.

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Sure.

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And they came back and they were still on.

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Was it Julian Carrots?

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Yes, it's Julian Carrots.

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Sam and...

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I mean, but the opening is a music video.

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There's like a $30 music video.

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There's no production value there.

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And that's the leading point of your movie.

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There is no fewer than six legitimate terrible music videos in this movie.

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Oh, yeah.

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And he's done better ones on MTV at the point too, right?

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Yeah, but it was at the height of like the 90s backlit just like shooting through an air vent fan, flipping around to the lights flash it.

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And that one thing just had, yeah, it was just crazy.

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That's Naomi Campbell was singing back up.

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That was like Naomi Campbell is singing back up and she gives like an opening, you know, she's like one of the opening credits.

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It's a, yeah, then she disappears.

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Yeah.

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And then she's done her job.

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Well, I don't even understand because that opening, they try to tie it to the movie like, I guess he performed at this club.

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Who knows?

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And who knows?

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Who knows?

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Who knows?

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Who knows?

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Because he's leaving that club in the first scene and then he's like signs that autographer or the girl gives him his number.

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Yeah, like the sticker.

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But what would be the mystery of the movie is like, what is his job?

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What is it?

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Like, is he the one who's writing anything?

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What is anything?

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What is his movie?

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His movie was through the looking glass from the word go.

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I live in a G.O.

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Who and what is happening?

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Well, it was like, okay, so they bust it out in some warehouse space for an urban den.

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Which is not really, there's no audience as mainly everyone dancing together.

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Everyone's in the video and dancing under fire sprinklers.

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So it's kind of a fight club for dancing.

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Yes.

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That he's part of that.

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Got a little blade-esque in there.

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And then cut to beautiful pristine like Indiana countryside.

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Yes.

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That's just writing a little lighting in there.

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I mean, as far as the eye can see.

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Well, I was like, they get on motorcycles and I was like, did they just ride to Nebraska?

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Yeah.

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Well, what is it?

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Where?

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Oh, here's honestly what I think.

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And why are they there?

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This is what I had to come up with for myself.

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Okay, I think that these were, that they were psyched to go on a bike ride together.

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Right.

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Oh my god.

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Yeah.

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They had to get away.

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So they had been writing for a long time.

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Can I tell you what my theory is?

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They're a touring rap group and they're moving from one city to the next.

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And they were-

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No equipment.

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No equipment.

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No equipment.

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We'll find out later that they don't need equipment.

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But that's what I'm saying.

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I was like, when they were fucking just,

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writing motorcycles and they're all of a sudden like in like the prairies.

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Yeah.

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And the broad is like riding a horse and he jumps his motorcycle.

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Well, that was a big moment for me.

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Me too.

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Well, he-

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Well, he-

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He starts racing the horse.

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Yeah.

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He races the horse and they flirtatiously jumps a fence and makes his woman fall.

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Yeah, he makes a horse.

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Maybe break her spine.

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Yeah, of course.

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Okay, I gotta say that's the craziest way to meet a lady in the movie.

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Like it wasn't like-

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It was like terrifying horse.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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It wasn't like, oh, she like hit a like a mud pile and it splashed on her face.

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Yeah.

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She fell off.

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Oh.

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That horse.

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Was that horse rears its body and it had it.

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It's like it-

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It took a scary moment.

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Yeah, totally.

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And the fact that a motorcycle came like inches away from her face over his head.

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He's like, what's up.

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And then then she's like, get away from me and he's like, yup, yup.

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She likes me.

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Yeah.

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She is.

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No.

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You almost killed this version.

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I'm a very stupid person.

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Guys, this-

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Okay.

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Does anybody tell me why they just set up shop at that weird beetle juice house?

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Okay, without-

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I mean the people in the house.

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Why is that wait?

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Well, I'm not kidding, guys.

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Why is they-

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Did they-

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Were they going to that house?

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No.

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No.

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No.

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The bike went down.

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But that's a thing that made no sense because the guy came out and started to say how much

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he would give for the bike.

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Yes.

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For the nicest bike.

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Yeah.

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For the nicest, I was like, okay, so maybe they just just tried to take out the pages to

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talk about the sale of the bike and now they're here.

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Well, because the guy was like, oh, you're late.

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I thought you were coming before.

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Okay.

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And the guy was acting like he was expecting them.

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Well, that guy was crazy.

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I don't think so.

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No, he was a free, totally normal.

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What I thought was he was a free spirit because his house was a wander land of whimsy.

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It was so crazy.

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You guys, those people had no children.

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No.

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Like, what the-

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They were motorbikes.

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Like, they were apparently-

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They were like, they lived in a pee-wee playhouse house.

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Yes.

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There was like multiple globes in the front lawn.

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The house had a big map on the side of it.

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I mean, it was insane and he comes out and like a railroad conductor's hat and he's

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like, he's talking like that, too.

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Hey, well, that's still been there.

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Yeah.

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And you were like a cartoon character.

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If you were able to this character had killed people, like, you'd be like, oh, yeah, totally.

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That's the weird thing.

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But they're driving through this pleasant zill of this and everyone is staring at the,

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I mean, people on motorbikes.

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Yeah.

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What?

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Well, no, the reason why they were staring you guys is because-

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Don't go there.

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I'm not going to move your cycles had broken down.

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And so they were drawing another one by a rope.

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You're talking about the classic toys.

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I think what was really happening is people were like, there are black people in our white

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town.

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Yeah, but that's not a premise of the movie.

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Like I agree.

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Like I thought that too, but the leader, Vanilla Ice, is white.

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Yeah.

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And that never is brought up again.

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The black white issue is-

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No.

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Almost so-

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Also-

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That one little area.

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So later in the movie-

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No, that's the crazy thing.

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And the old woman is like, my grandson is blah, blah, blah.

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It's not his grandparent.

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No, she's covering.

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Sure.

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That's what I thought.

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But then later, when she said it, I was like, maybe just I just missed something.

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I think what must have happened is that the bike broke down.

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Yeah, well remember they broke down the middle of the street-

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They broke down the middle of the street.

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All the traffic couldn't cross the WLL line.

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Yes.

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And then the-

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I think that the director said everyone fucking act as hard as you can.

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If you're an extra-

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Act the fucking shit out of this scene.

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Like the camera pans faces and everyone's wide eyed and mouth agape.

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It is basically-

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I was thinking about like what is so familiar?

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And I was like, this like every actor in the parents just don't understand video.

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Like that's what they look like.

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Their hairs are-

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Their hair is in rollers.

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Like it's like-

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Yeah.

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And their face is like, what?

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Like they're acting in a silent movie.

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There is one really racist reaction shot when there's an old or guy who's waiting behind

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them and he doesn't understand what the hold up is and then he looks out and sees

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that it's a bunch of black kids.

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And he reacts like-

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And vanilla.

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And jumps back in the car.

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Yeah.

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He literally pulls his hat over his face.

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He's like, you guys could hide by hat.

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So basically vanilla ice in his band of hip hop performers?

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Vod Williams?

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Who knows?

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They're at that house.

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And they're-

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They break down and they get to stay in this town.

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That's all I want to say because-

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Yeah.

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They break down and the people, the old couple who live in the magical like weird house,

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like we can fix this bike and they're like, okay, how long is it going to take?

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They're like a day-

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And so then there's a music montage where one dude makes a pickle sandwich.

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Oh no, a pickle.

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Peanut butter, sardine and pineapple and mustard.

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That's the singer.

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Any eatings like this is good.

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The girl eats blue-

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Blood boiled eggs.

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And uses gigantic salt shakers which look-

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It's kind of a visual joke where it looks big in the foreground and she picks up a

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really big.

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And no salt came out of it.

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There was no-

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Yeah, it was great.

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The movie too is like the way that there-

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There's no-

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There were no like establishing shots of these rooms and stuff so you're just cutting from

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the outside into these like tight close-ups and it's like for a long time it's like where

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are we?

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And they're also like what room are we in?

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There's no like-

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There's no like-

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There's no like-

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There's no like-

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There's no like-

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There's like-

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Are we the Disney-

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Yeah, there's that that cello chair or something that I kept seeing is like there's

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an upright bass note that's a chair.

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Okay, I remember that.

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Will you immediately knock down your premise?

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Basically it's like okay so what would happen if these you know quote unquote like black

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you know hip-hop people come to your town and it's like a white town but then they go

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to the craziest person in town's house and it's like well that way let's do with that

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now because it's like there's no-

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I feel like the writing process on this was well we want to get here like we want him

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to meet her and we want this to happen.

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So let's just put them here which is down the street from there like there's no logic

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to it it's all about just sort of like what we need this scene so make a this scene sort

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of lead up to that scene.

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No.

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No.

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No.

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No.

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We do even pay attention if you really pay attention to this license plate that was it said

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state of mind on there remember that state of mind so it takes place in a dream I think

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that he fucking took a ton of drugs went to sleep and this is the madhouse that's going

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on his brain I do want to know who who the the idea about who is behind us because

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it really is in the writing of this it is it is crazy hero he worked on a bunch of

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like what i said i think you put all of his dialogue together in the movie it

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would be like one page yes he didn't really have much to say yeah

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yeah why

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was okay so we were getting way off track because i need to focus so so they're

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they move into the the smurf house or whatever the fuck they're living in

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right and he's now fallen in love with the girl on the horse who

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inexplicably lives across the street from the crazy house that they're not staying

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yes so he starts she starts yes she starts he starts

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he starts courting her but then she's on TV Michael gross the tv's family

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family ties that she's on tv for no reason well she's on she's a profile on tv

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for no reason on our student who likes to ride horse who cares why do you

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that is not news where it's not even local news it's not local news that's it

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exactly because the gangsters see it in like a wherever they are so this is like a

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huge story about a girl in her horse that has no point to it she didn't do

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anything on the horse she's not a champion she's in this horse almost killed

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early right can we just play I do have the scene where where vanilla ice comes to

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meet bobo ioni sky and kind of flirt with her again now we weren't calling her

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bobo ioni sky did you just color that she looks like ion sky i've never heard

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that i like bobo so basically this girl was flipped off her horse

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and then the i have analyzed runs away on his motorcycle and then he sees her at his

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house and he's gonna go out back and approach her and she's like kind of into

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him like yeah for no reason so here's a scene what you can hear it a little bit

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what the hell is that that's her son bizarre

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important i hope he says that why are you doing fine

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in the horse since when do you care wait a minute you two know each other oh yeah

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well which is a cafe cafe

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i just want to say this plate this scene does not take place

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to music this is just my time i'm just cool it this is outside yes

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fan of your wasting our time oh she just did it check this though

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can you i'll be right over there she won't yeah we'll see about that

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oh yeah cat words of wisdom drop that zero and get with the hero

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yeah i wrote that down cuz i was like oh i gotta use that that's so good and she came at that

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moment you like it all i'm glad you mentioned that the music is always present the music

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for every every moment uh it tells you how to feel about the character like you know they

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have the crazy from yeah music for the crazy people and then the father they have like all this

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domestic music and like like tranquil music and he's always clout but they'll like have a scene

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where they cut to someone else for like a second like walking across the street is like

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oh cool and now i go back there is it's like i like the she has elements of like

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tree of life and they think that's like what am i wow wow okay now watching this okay yeah i thought

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the same thing this is just like tree of life and what about deterrence malik make this movie

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what was the what was the like requiem for a dream freak out on drug scene where they show the

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house for the first time and right before they watch the show oh yeah they show the family like

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the paper what they were trying to do was to say like this is a girl who really needs to like

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totally go nuts and this is sort of the height of the routine of domestic i really felt like

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look at that that's because you did write her turn paper on actual i thought it's cool just

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reference record for a dream i really felt like in this movie and it's interesting that i said

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beetle juice and use the pubes playhouse i felt like this movie was a tim Burton rip off and

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that the people were trying to ape tim Burton stylistic choices to make it because even like

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the suburban landscape is very Edward cissar hands the house is very beetle juice and very

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pubes playhouse like there is tons of tim burn i felt like that's like you want it you want to hear

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something pretty amazing oh boy Tim running the movie the cinematographer of this movie is

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Yanish Kaminsky who is Steven Spielberg oh yeah dp so he has done war horse funny people

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Indiana Jones all of them the diving bell in the butterfly Munich like this is his first

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foray so the movie does look beautiful like it actually does look beautiful but it is directed by

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a crazy person but Yanish Kaminsky the guy did saving private Ryan Armageddon almost thought

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a little giant now the shindler's list like i mean he's like is there a moment where he's on set

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of shindlers with Spielberg and he's like i'm assuming he has an accent because his name is

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Yanish Kaminsky and he's like where we can do this one shot that i did don't cool his eyes i

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remember we can steal that shot and we can do it here in this movie i said it vanilla yes

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yes nice to be the shot we start on vanilla ice but in this case it's a shindler and we move over

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i don't are they going to be dancing as you shoot them down because that's how that original scene was

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these may apply so we're doing their courting process because they he has her organizer

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yeah yeah your black book we're sure all of our scholarship which which I also like that they

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they do this twice they show you afterwards that this happened but there's no simple shot of

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him reaching in the bag yeah it's just like I got this thing now explain why I have this see like

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she said somebody took my black book they're not organized they're like 50 million

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times close they're not even close enough for that to happen I assume it fell off the horse I

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assumed it fell off the horse am I wrong he was I'm confused now she was riding the horse with like

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a purse no no no no well she always has her organizer that's true that's true oh my god there is

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so much more of this movie we need to tell you so basically you have this courtship which is not

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even a courtship because she's kind of into him she wakes up and he's in her bed feeding her ice

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yeah wait I like that see guys guys she does not know his name she wakes up he is in her bed

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jamming ice in her goddamn mouth like fucking spikedly into the right that's how she wakes up

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like to it has a lot of do the right thing there was crazy that was the craziest shit I'd ever seen

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well it is like the courtship thing she goes like at first like I Nick there Michael's dick yeah

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totally fine there's no indication that he's an asshole nothing he's just kind of like and he

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just says like um you know when you're good way of school I don't want us to you know break up

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and then as soon as he shows up he's like the biggest fucking piece of just the worst ass

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of it one of the reasons why he's a terrible asshole is that he's never taken the girl's brother

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in a like a joyride in his fancy car yeah like that was like that's why he's a bad dude

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that's a drink like any drinks but first you think he's like a rich asshole and then like a

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steam later it's like oh no he's a country hick yeah like outside the car with all these guys

22:38

like yeah he's like wearing a flipped up collar shirts and then he's like oh the brick your bike man

22:44

yeah there's so much here and they think that's the most confounding to me is Michael gross you know

22:50

Alex be Keaton's dad from family ties oh my god is he's not like we haven't even established

22:57

this storyline yeah he's huge and yeah and they do not establish what it is until I think it was like

23:04

54 minutes in I wrote down tell us the truth you keep mentioning the truth and so they they

23:09

they we know there's trouble because the bad guys have seen the guys on TV they show off basically

23:14

that new story activated these bad guys these bad guys who come and park outside

23:19

yes yes I wrote that down too it's like they think they come in the daytime park right in front of

23:25

the house and I like come on we'll come back when it's dark you've been sitting on the roof of

23:31

the city on the hood of the car so what's the game plan the car the game plan essentially was just

23:37

to walk up knocking the door and say hey we're here yeah is it you know what we're gonna give you a

23:42

day we'll be back we're back off and then it's not a day we still have gotten we still have not

23:46

explained it Michael gross TV's family ties father is in the witness protection program because

23:54

he turned states evidence against dirty cops yeah kind of but he said all he did was say like

23:59

I did all he did was say he said I used to work with some bad cops and I wasn't gonna be a bad cop

24:06

so they put me in the witness protection brother no internal affairs internal so when internal

24:10

affairs asked me about it I told so what he said he was a cop he was a good cop which by the way I

24:16

do not believe for an instant he does not wait Michael but he always creeps me out when he doesn't

24:22

have the family ties beard I don't like it yeah I like it wasn't he like without the beard wasn't he

24:27

like a molester yes I don't even understand so like he put these guys away or I don't know

24:33

it seemed that they wanted money but that's the other thing because that's what I couldn't

24:37

track is why they thought he had five hundred thousand they said he just said and now they want

24:43

some money that they think I owe them yeah so it's sort of like are they just like you know what

24:47

unprinciple give us five hundred thousand more those guys the cops that he put down yes it did

24:52

but why they were free now yes it did feel like a child like a child like a child like a

24:57

field of child and then it's like axcock yeah you know it's like I love that book to axlock

25:02

amazing he's like and then the bad guys come good to it and they're right and it feels that way

25:09

also for the directing because like it's like all right park the car here yeah that's okay it won't

25:13

be you can't see it on camera yeah but we're just gonna pan over is like I don't that's okay I'm

25:17

tired I don't want to walk over to that cross the street and then here's my question so Jack

25:22

McGee and the other guy the cops the bad cops the bad cops they think that Michael gross has cash

25:30

in the house five hundred thousand dollars maybe I'm assuming and we shouldn't even poke too hard at

25:36

this because it's a it's a fucking rabbit hole of insanity but like maybe they think that he

25:40

profited by selling them out and then he took their dirty cop money I don't think that was ever

25:45

consideration by anyone in making this film I think they're just like okay my favorite scene was

25:51

when the cops come to the door the bad cops go to the door they knock on the door he opens up like

25:55

hey hey whatever his name is like how you doing Steve and he's like Jimmy Jimmy's in

25:59

I'm not Jimmy I'm Oliver Gordon I'm like he's like but he's so nervous when he's saying

26:05

like why are you why like of course they know why did he go on like national television

26:10

that's what I mean that's history of violence too in history of violence I'm like why does

26:15

Vigo Morton get on TV but I mean here oh well now I think about it I do think he looked a

26:22

little shifty during that interview with the daughter he did go go he was trying to not it's about

26:26

her it's about her but yeah don't do the interview then like don't like just don't get the

26:31

again why was it a national news and the other day they did say that's a bigger question they had

26:37

they said they had 24 hours to get the money okay are we heard they got two days and then they

26:42

were given an extra day yeah well the time of this movie it's also like these kids who've been

26:46

sitting in this mechanics playhouse yeah did they have an extra set of clothes I mean they were there

26:52

they were all right they were all right they brought a lot of hats they also were cutting for some

26:59

reason between day and night like a constant yes like it would be like the middle of the day and

27:03

they'd be like well she's at the sugar shack and then the cuts of the sugar shack and there's a

27:07

rock band on it I'm like is it like five a quarter afternoon and it's a rock what is what is the

27:12

time frame there in Alaska I could not figure out what was happening time wise so like I also got

27:19

pulled in by the jacket that vanilla ice of my horse yeah you guys two jackets ones are an

27:24

orange one and then there is another one which was just words and well by law down by the sex sex

27:31

I saw that I think I actually think stussy pony then pony down a lot of money for this because

27:37

there's always a prominent yes it's yeah the little boy on his hat or on his I mean they must have

27:42

thought like this movie I mean this movie is wow I mean this they were hoping that this could be

27:47

the craziest sequences is when the now ice and bobo and sky go out finally like he gives her back

27:54

her manager oh yeah he's her back the organizer which is like also it was such a weird like

27:59

why wouldn't he've just given it to her immediately yeah like what she kept on saying like

28:03

I'm not gonna go out with you and I'm not interested in unless I get my organizer ice and he

28:07

ice knows he knew how to play it I knew he could tell he's playing like a hero okay not as

28:13

your finally finally they go out together and have it like a day date together well they're like

28:19

to have a date montagne yeah but we took it to the best place of a date yeah this is construction site

28:23

that to me is so like 80s though yeah it's like so perfectly like it is like it's where they're

28:30

building new homes right where they're gonna go and like have a day but once they once they bond

28:35

then they go to the desert yep yep and then they go to a field with a horse yep and then they go

28:40

back to the construction site what the best moment so is watching vanilla ice try to get on that

28:45

horse oh his first attempt he just simply throws his whole body across the horse was that

28:53

done for comedy I think that was real I think that was done for comedy yeah yeah because I died but

28:59

to let you know that took eight hours to shoot that because he's so not fun to me the best thing

29:06

I've ever saw was the romantic parkour around the construction yeah okay this is what I wrote yeah

29:12

yeah go ahead sorry it is basically like a four minute montage of them playing peekaboo with the camera

29:18

while music's playing there's no sound yeah and they're just jumping over like swinging yeah whole

29:24

thing felt like one half like romantic falling in love one montage and one half training montage

29:29

and a sports movie yeah yeah yeah yeah his shirt comes off he's sweating yeah they're riding the

29:35

desert I'm like is this like an intensity that the intensity of like physical exertion are they

29:40

falling in love I don't understand also is he in high school well we know no much we don't know much

29:47

about him because all we know is when he says the best line in the movie in my opinion what's it

29:52

like to have parents oh my god yeah yeah and brothers and stuff and it but then he's shifty then he's

29:59

not gonna give it up because what is he have to if you're not true to yourself you're not true to

30:03

anyone or and then she goes and then she goes and then she goes it's good and she's and he's like

30:09

don't you want to ask me anything and she's like no I think I know everything and then cut to her

30:13

going so where you from what is going on but all this all happens this whole sequence of their

30:21

day of like falling in love is so crazy and their conversation is insane yeah their physicality is

30:29

insane there is like enough she is basically oh and that's the scene that starts with him her

30:35

waking up with him in her bed right and she's like sh don't want to wake up my parents and then

30:39

they proceed to have a full loud conversation in the house and the brother watching on them she

30:44

almost will try to start to take her clothes off like I said yeah she's like

30:50

the brother's like when you're done having the sex when you're done making sex making

30:54

Tommy says the funniest stuff and for me Tommy is an imp he's a little precautions just to see

31:00

you guys know the woman who played cat Kathy is still working up until this day she is doing a lot

31:07

of movies she's been in over 30 different movies I found her I found her this was her trial by

31:12

filing I thought she was charming no I thought she's well I kept thinking during the montage saying

31:17

I was like this is a really good actress because she is genuinely acting affectionate and she's

31:21

probably like I am I want to burn my hands this disgusting this guy's a creep I just

31:27

moment that I thought she had was you know later on they get into a fight because it's it's

31:33

it's her family thinks that he's one of the bad guys which she isn't but they turn on to see him

31:37

again she comes back into her bedroom ice she's given ice a ring yeah oh yeah after the first

31:42

date a ring to where he's snuck back into the bedroom and throwing that ring into a fish bowl

31:48

yeah she walks back this was an amazing she's a great she walks into the bedroom opens

31:54

the door right over to the fish yeah yeah just like I got her a lax and when you look at my fish

31:58

bowl what a day let's see what's doing with these all so we are not even talking about the fact

32:02

that Alex be Keaton's dad Michael gross it assumes that and through a bunch of weird cool really

32:09

bad coincidences the vanilla ice is a part of people that are yeah supposed to be terrorizing him

32:15

well maybe maybe because he saw him talking to the bad guys who are parked in front of his house

32:21

yes who would he want out for a chance a small town don't you think the talk on the block would be

32:25

like oh yeah there's a whole gang of like cyclists in that house over there they've been there

32:29

for three days they're dancing outside my gross okay here's the thing Michael gross is in the

32:35

witness protection program the people that would want to kill him are now here he is not nearly

32:40

scared enough he doesn't call the cops he doesn't try and find money he doesn't do anything that's

32:47

the other things like he doesn't try yeah he doesn't even try to find that money well his kid is

32:52

kidnapped with us what I think I think that's where it goes I think they were really trying to make

32:59

it seem like he was a bad guy you know they were keeping it murky for a long time that's interesting

33:05

Brian because because if you notice if you listen to the music at a certain point I stop watching I

33:10

would just listen to just like I'm the composer yes very proud of most of all I'm a Casio and uh yeah

33:18

and and so they were playing this kind of scary menacing music for when they would show him like

33:23

when he'd look out the window and stuff that's interesting but then of course the kid gets so

33:28

what's it what's it like heaven parents and a brother and all that stuff I mean the guy is a line from

33:33

the movie we to believe that he just was a blue like existed as Vanilla ice a gel it's like yeah

33:40

that's him and that's the macular conception of vanilla ice for him out of nowhere he's just him and

33:46

his his pack of hip hop orphans yeah I was I really was I found this movie in it's so funny

33:52

in its format like all I would have taken that was one line of explanation like I'm glad we're out

33:58

of that city for the day yes to see your and oh your bike is broken oh we got to get to our next show

34:04

we don't know where they're going no let's call that's called motorcycle repair shop oh it's

34:10

this weird place versus well let's stop here what a weird house we fix motorcycles what it's

34:16

true the woman is reading on it's a motorcycle user manual yeah I was like you've got to fucking

34:22

be sure it really was like one line would set up so many things and they just were doing no

34:28

no a lot of time to shoot it yeah and then I'll figure it out maybe and then we'll do it twist so they

34:32

be even more confused a lot of times on this show we wind up like talking about like overly

34:37

expositional moments or moment like play times when people are making to are explaining too much

34:42

in movies but not a severe death of it's severe like you are you are you are love he's crazy you

34:49

are left to make your own connection it is a huge your own adventure yes and at one point at one

34:54

point somebody says about the gang of cyclists like they seem like aliens and I was like oh okay well

34:59

that yeah no I like that maybe they were aliens yeah yeah we need to get into this my yeah go

35:07

ahead no go ahead I love to the scene okay when when she's forbidden from okay oh we forgot about

35:14

we forgot about we didn't talk about the sugar shack the horrible band oh yes yes this is I

35:19

thought you might want to talk about this okay so they go so let me just set up so they they

35:25

they vanilla ice is looking for cat and they're like he's that she's at the sugar shack it's like

35:29

the teen it's like the peach pit or the teen like rock and roll hang out and there's a shitty

35:34

band there and vanilla ice in his voice come and roll up on their motorcycles and arrive and then

35:39

go ahead for Husky yeah oh with then and then they're like oh yo this is wack I'm gonna get

35:43

on the turntable I'm gonna get on the mic good news they're alternative yeah so they go over they

35:47

unplugged the band and the place is stocked with nerds yeah they're all nerds and you hear

35:53

you hear all this under dialogue like what's going on oh my god and one I heard one guy go oh my

35:58

guy gosh I'm scared and then he loves and they're not even like he said they're not even nerds

36:06

nerds they're like tape on the glasses nerds yes sweaters everyone and they're making a big deal

36:13

like oh he's having alcohol or like give me a coke but then he starts to do a sexy wrap uh what

36:19

was the theme of it is something about uh I'm as good as it gets or something yeah I think that's

36:24

that's the right thing and and then she comes out there and she's instantaneously a slut like

36:29

she is just yeah she is a giant slut in front of her boyfriend she's like he's like

36:36

he's on top of her on the ground yeah he gets like he like mounts her on the ground and she is

36:41

smiling smiling he loves it she's breaking her routine go on YouTube look at that scene because

36:46

it's a lot of good I think is crazy yeah yeah he's a good dancer but one of the things I wrote I

36:53

was like people who got hired for this movie had to learn a ton of choreography yeah yeah yeah

36:59

oh also just feel though because there's several points when like minor characters dance I feel like

37:03

they just every scene they were like okay you guys know this is for b-roll now just we shot

37:07

that out now just start dancing just start dancing everyone I wanted like the old couple

37:12

from the notice like a shot I am I am so sorry to interrupt for one second I just I just looked

37:19

at the director I was like oh I wonder what this director directed um he is directed this is

37:26

uh pretty amazing well well how did he get the job I don't know maybe it was the 10 playboy's

37:32

video centerfolds that he did oh really that's a playboy farmer's daughters playboy calendar

37:39

playboy playmate of the year playboy wet and wild Dutch twins just 20 the 80s the 90s exposure

37:46

and then it goes cool as ice and then it goes back to a handful more playboy video centerfolds

37:52

and then inspector gadget oh my god that's amazing so that explains so his attitude is who cares

38:00

about story let's get to the nudity who cares about the story let's get to vanilla dancing or

38:04

wrapping yeah I mean I get what this is like keep it colorful keep it moving here's a real question wow

38:09

that's amazing that he directed so many people it's all been building the movie after to me to

38:16

me or Tommy Tommy I'm so sorry Tommy get it's work kidnapped um they don't know where he is but

38:24

Tommy's left of voicemail no sorry and the bad guys leave the tape in an envelope on the front

38:35

step on March on March and then when vanilla ice happens to go there they're like apologize yeah

38:40

he picks it up and he's like oh yeah this is for you yeah for implicating him to be a back yes

38:44

the bad guys also show up at the house when they think nobody's gonna be there and the kid is

38:48

there and they're like why aren't you a little league and it's like why would you know he's

38:52

yeah yeah yeah you just dumb cops you think dumb guys who've been like parked outside what what

38:59

and I thought I thought they just dragged him to another room like they didn't have any they didn't

39:04

show right he tried outside so I was so the whole time that they came home had a conversation

39:11

they're focusing on vanilla ice and the girl I was like the kid is another their fuck it was

39:17

what are you doing it was I was like okay now we're gonna focus on the love story and don't worry

39:22

about that the crazy thing too is when so I don't remember how but vanilla but I think bobo

39:27

I only sky goes to meet the gang at the mechanics and has the tape and they listen to it yeah and

39:33

they hear something and they're on the tape they're like oh we know where he is which is at the

39:38

construction no I know I over again what's the sound what's this is the concline concline if you

39:46

pay attention to to the cinematographers choice when they pull up on the motorcycle that machine

39:52

and squashing the ground yeah y'know how to do this he did this in right in this machine

39:59

because your bullshit script is not establishing this later so I have to do that but I feel like

40:05

also it's like that was like right out of sneakers remember that movie sneakers like I know

40:10

it is yeah but they have that same thing it's like vanilla ice is proven that he's not on the

40:14

level of discerning that he's not a detective I would go nothing if three quarters of the way to

40:25

do it like well you know my detective agency is very successful I mean I had to get away from

40:30

my detective work in the city that's moving my bro's around here well crazy thing too is when

40:36

they roll up to the construction site they're all in their bikes and they just stare at it yeah and

40:41

she looks at it this airs her little brother has been gone for a while she takes a very quick

40:47

look at a very cursory look run just forget it let's go she seems yes that's it she is just so

40:56

in her own head about being like unable to be with vanilla ice yeah she does not give a

41:01

she wants to get fuck yeah well she's she's under cover so I've never seen anybody who has a

41:08

jacket is is down by law or waffle pattern back hair yeah yeah there kind of one side of it was a

41:15

waffle pattern the she woke up the second day after meeting him with him in her bed

41:22

shoving ice in her mouth and wearing a leather jacket yeah and shorts yeah

41:30

only rapper is comfortable in shorts yeah I've never seen that so basically they run their

41:38

motorcycles through a wall right like about two second fight scene with these bad guys the bad

41:43

guys get to do a little bit of bad improv that would that the taller bad guys so bad at oh my god

41:48

you know what we're gonna hurt you like what was it probably well everybody is like eating one

41:53

time and he's like all the food just came down his face like what it's going on are you having

41:57

this trophy I love to the scene okay so when the parents have forbidden her from seeing vanilla ice

42:02

anymore because they think he's part of the corrupt cop storyline uh sort of like he's bad news he's

42:07

out to get a don't don't be with him anymore she gets in the car with her friends and they're telling

42:13

her yeah this is an amazing scene is that because she's totally blown off her boyfriend Nick uh

42:21

vanilla ice has beaten him up everybody calls him dick vanilla ice has beaten him up and all the girls

42:26

are like I mean there is no way that Nick is ever gonna take you back I mean you totally humiliated him

42:32

and then somebody was like I mean maybe if you beg him maybe if you beg him Nick will take you back

42:36

and then it's like no way not after what she did I mean what are you even gonna do it's the best

42:42

what fucking scene in the movie but who is she thinking about while they're talking I see I she's got

42:49

a vaginal infection and he wants it the BVI holy shit you guys

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they they saved the day they get the kids and now Fennel ice can go off with the girl so where does

44:18

he take her back to that fucking club from the seven men opening to perform another dance

44:23

summer in a great suit that kind of switches every time he dances which is awesome but she looked

44:28

great in that she looks great yeah gorgeous wonder but they just go back to that club so it seems like

44:33

yeah we're just going out for a joyride I guess I perform at this warehouse every night well that's

44:37

where it's out when you went back to that I was like is this a dream skate like I don't know

44:42

are we back in this kingdom I also was like then there's the moody sequence where he feels rejected

44:49

and he does a bunch of brown bunny-esque motorcycle ride through the desert and I was like

44:54

what desert are they new I know also the other desert I fell in love it what desert is this but also

45:01

the most unattractive shots of desert too is like oh yeah this is not pretty this is like when

45:05

you're just driving your car I'm like oh these are mountains like yeah yeah and then there's not

45:10

him sitting on his bike him with his shirt off laying on his bike there's just it's like such

45:16

weird it's in a world where time does not exist yeah as we understand this yeah

45:22

the idea that you're telling me that he shot like centerfold like playboy models that makes so much

45:27

center how because his a gaze of this film yeah his attention span is in snippets of

45:33

idealistic moments that you would want to it is like I remember watching those like video

45:38

centerfolds when you're a kid like is it's like I like to run and bike yeah you're seeing like

45:42

these little just like yeah little Dutch angle shots of people like walking through a barn

45:46

naked people he's probably like editing it he's like my dick's not getting hard I don't know what

45:50

the hell is let's try another cut yeah another one oh my god but I don't know why they hired this

45:55

guy everything about this movie yeah petition fucking nuts when the end of the movie when uh when

46:01

Michael grotesque shakes his hand is like thank you thank you and then vanilla ice it's the middle

46:06

of the night puts sunglasses on yes I was guys like like really dark and the and the parents go

46:12

up to their daughter and are like don't be that too late and they're basically like go fuck you

46:17

go fuck you yeah fuck you yeah I sickle in you know what a movie what a let him melt in your body

46:29

I normally in this part of the show we'd always read like a second opinion there are no there

46:34

are no second opinions on this movie no no one no one genuine I mean there's a lot of funny

46:40

five star reviews of this yeah it is all written and in joke there is no one that really likes

46:46

this movie he's not terrible no I found it to be I thought he's warning I'm like he's

46:51

compelling yeah he's a nice one structure like yeah yeah he's like he's if he had a better script

46:57

I bet oh I buy this guy like yeah you know you know he's in that time and whatever you can

47:02

oh yeah there's something sweet about him too yeah you felt like oh this guy he's like he's

47:05

working with this girl he kind of likes this girl it was frustrating because in a way I would have

47:10

been on board for him and her and their relationship if it was just bad at all not a hallucinatory

47:17

not as if it was like life meets anime it's like what am I watching it and I think it's almost like

47:24

I wonder if they wrote the dialogue thing he's like oh he won't be able to say more than like

47:27

two lines of time so just keep it really short but like every as like he's not saying anything he's

47:32

just saying like let's and he's delivering the one thing that's kind of weird too is when they meet

47:37

all the crazy white people in the town like they always are they're laughing a lot like yeah dummy

47:42

so you know which is a weird also direction like they're not playing it really I don't know

47:48

yeah I'm also kind of weird that those mechanics like when the police arrive and question them about

47:53

ice they lie for him it's like they don't know this man and he's being accused of kidnapping a small

47:58

child you also forget that they invited them to stay at their house for two days while they

48:02

fix their bike after thinking they were gonna buy seriously I know we've said to see for

48:06

something's wrong with those people I would like to revisit them in a in a second movie yeah oh my

48:16

god we're not I can I say one more thing I think I think that house was some weird house that

48:22

actually exists in that neighborhood I wouldn't miss Friday and they're like you know what no way

48:26

it's too art directed let's yeah they probably just it up but I think it's I think it doesn't fit

48:32

with a part of the movie no I mean why not go do a gas station I mean just because you want to

48:36

have a random dancing in the I totally agree I think they were scouting around there and they found

48:41

it and they're like you know why I think I think the house had some like designer elements and then

48:47

they just the other thing like you said there's no shot that connects those two houses now he just

48:53

walks out a frame and then walks in but he's always like I'm across the street yeah or whatever

48:59

but you never see so as you can tell a crazy crazy movie we have questions and there's only one

49:08

man for answers that's right the one the only vanilla ice who we caught on a promotional tour

49:14

for his new DIY network show vanilla ice project season two and ice my house he's gonna answer all

49:22

of our questions and it really seems like from talking to vanilla that he has accepted how this

49:27

movie sits in history and not only accepted it kind of embrace it take a listen everybody we are

49:33

here actually now we have a very special guest in in our studio vanilla ice hey hey now we all just

49:40

watched cool as ice which yes first of all I will say I will say I was blown away by this movie

49:47

because it's a it's a crazy movie you're really good in it and we were you all agreed on that

49:51

it is now talk to me about this movie because we we have questions too so what like now it's

49:58

a little bit of time has passed since you've done it what what was it like working on that movie

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well you know it was it was amazing because you know you think about it like they let me be myself

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on some of these lines right and and to see that some of these lines have like stood the test of time

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what it was 18 years ago and people still not see yeah drop that zero and get with the hero

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it's like what people still remember that I like how do you remember that it's crazy but you know

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it's it's one of those cult classics yeah it really is I mean now like I imagine at this point when

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they were coming to you they wanted you obviously to be in a movie did this but they have a lot of

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what yeah was this at like the height of your fame like the best came about you know like they

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were capitalizing on the moment yeah you're throwing money like crazy and of course I'll do my own

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movie how many how many zeros are on that check but you know what I had a great time a great

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experience and you know what the greatest thing is is that it led to teenage mutant

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Ninja Turtles man come on the secret of the ooze uh are you kidding me this is a teenage mutant

51:08

Ninja Turtle generation bomb I heard that he loved and grew up to the Ninja Turtle if you have

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a chance to work with Donatello you have to take it in a heartbeat yeah so I got to ask

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in the movie because this was a question we all had when you guys write in on the motorcycles

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that first scene yeah first it starts with the opening with me when we came on the song and the

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video and everything and then the next shot is you guys writing through like the countryside

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where had you come from well you know that we're travelers you know man so we said that

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we said that was one of our I have no home that's the whole mystery of the movie because you don't

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just pop in on this city all the sudden where did he come from who is he who knows who knows

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you're not supposed to know movie magic yeah but um we're drifters yeah and I did all the stunts

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on the motorcycles myself we had a stunt guy and I was watching him jump and I'm a motor crosser

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okay and I've been nice to motor cross uh since I was eight years old so I mean I'm like I can't

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let my guys that race motor cross see you do that little beatty jump let me show you how to jump

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away so you jump the fence yeah into the towards arms jump the car the fence all of it through the

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wall that first they were like well wouldn't be scratch yourself or hurt yourself the movies did we

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can't put you on hold we can't wait for you to heal I says I'm not gonna hurt myself just watching

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it they're like no no no no no and I just went back and yeah bam jump it that's awesome that was

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cool dude again now like what kind of bike like I mean so did you pick your bike then for that

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movie is that like yeah all specific I picked the bike that I wanted they let me have a lot of

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control and so I'm then assuming that the older couple in that crazy house worthy actual bike

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mechanics on set they were not they were great they were fantastic so I have a question about that

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house yeah what was that house just pre-existing in this town is like this little designery house

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or did they totally trick it out totally trick it was a safe house yeah it would have been cool huh

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because we were like we were like maybe it's just we're in this town they found this funky house

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and they're like all right well we'll dress it up a little bit nobody this thing that house was too

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funky I mean even if you don't have an a to a committee coming down on you I'm sure the neighbors

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if they saw that house and it was ragingly 90s like it was all about it because it like what was

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like what drew you to this story or was it like sort of like did you have like was it like all we

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want you to be a cop didn't you or no I want to do this like I said down with him and actually

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kind of wrote it together oh really he wanted some some things that I would like to see in the movie

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and of course I'm like motorcycles motorcycles motorcycles motorcycles yeah motorcycles but so they

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revolved it around the motorcycles and kind of you know got picked up on some of the the light

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stuff that I like and and we incorporated it and then I threw in my little drop that zero get

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with the hero looky looky looky and catch black book you go we said that the thing that you pulled

53:56

off in that movie that is the most amazing thing is you basically wake up in a girl's bed that you

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just met the day before and you're feeding her ice and it's not creepy like you don't feel like

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you pulled that off like that's a hard thing that's insane scene she's in high school and you are

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just in her bed he feels like all right that's good that's good oh cool yeah so I'm really

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because I'm sure you're a let's cube in her mouth it all it all depends on who it's with the fact

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that it was with me made it all right yeah because Michael grows and that's super just super

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disgusting but like it's like Charlie sheen you know he can do anything and you just can't hate

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the guy yeah you love him you love him no matter what he does probably unless you chuck Lori yeah

54:38

so far he probably hates Charlie I'm sure there's some people you have not seen this movie it really

54:44

is like it's it's it's it's so different and we I mean it's it's weird there's weird elements

54:50

still yeah and uh well guy yeah see that point so at the beginning there's the license plate says

54:56

state of mind hmm it was that just sort of like a little play on it or is it certain saying like

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this is gonna be kind of a weird almost you know that's the great thing about it dreamy trippy you

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could you could almost you know you could do you could do drugs and watch this movie and there's a lot

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of movies that are great like that not all these colors not that we advocate advocating I'm just saying

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there is some trippy things in there you know make you say like who did they make that for right that's

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not for a sober people that moment that's a little bit cheating blue eggs with a giant salt shake

55:28

exactly it's insane it has some some elements that are like you know Alice in Wonderland yeah so

55:35

did you intend to sink this up with a pink Floyd record and then find out symbolism or is it

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just you're giving me too much control I didn't have all that control I tried all of them I

55:45

I'm here doesn't matter they just none of them work and what were you on at that time

55:50

Lexa pro so the original script was was it longer than what you guys had shorter like it kind of

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it evolved yeah I'm the way because we were like making things up as we were going because I think

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I did a couple of lines and they were like that was great and I go oh so you mean I can go off

56:09

script and do that and they go yeah yeah it's gonna be like that go ahead yeah be yourself I'm like

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okay cool as far as like your storyline with the the the X cop father and the bad guys and all

56:20

that kind of stuff that was pretty much written that's all written yeah when you release that movie it

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was like it was at that point was there a big premiere was it all like the whole thing yeah we

56:29

had a big premiere it was right here um I think it was at the man's yeah man's and yeah we had

56:34

the red carpet everything it was great lots of celebrity he's and Bruce Willis was there Madonna I

56:40

mean lots of people and it was just cool it was you know sign at the times in the moment yeah back

56:45

in those days it's amazing I never in a million years thought I'd be sitting here with you guys

56:48

right now talking eight years I know cool as I it has that kind of crazy vibe to it where it's like

56:55

there's you watching it and it is like whoever said it's like perfectly 90s in that like it fit

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poppy colorful like insane it makes you miss it doesn't oh yeah you know the great thing about

57:05

the 90s is that like that's like the last time we had a generation that we could define that

57:12

generation you know you could say that these moments in that time whether it was vanilla ice a baggy

57:16

pants the hairdo's the safety eyebrows the zigzags in the air or if you wore Z-cavritchy pants

57:23

yeah oh my god you did this crazy time of self expression like I was watching I was like my god

57:28

like men you don't see men wearing this much color yeah exactly let me ask you this we've got

57:35

we've got ten years that have gone by or twelve now in the two thousands in the new millennium what

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defines it there is nothing just people looking down at their phones that's about it or men are

57:45

dressing like it's the 1800s again yeah and now you're part of the ICP the insane clompossi and

57:53

you've done these we're talking about these the gatherings and some like that how did you get

57:57

involved with those guys though like what like what's your entry into them like you know

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you a fan or did you that they come to you they're hazing for us I had a weekend that lasted a few

58:06

years okay way back in the day 18 years ago and you know I swam through some trenches in order to

58:14

get through those trenches to get to the other side you're gonna need a paddle they were my paddle

58:18

they helped me get through the trenches and find my purpose in life and who I am and embrace who I

58:24

am and because I had issues I mean people saw it on surreal life I hated the old vanilla ice the

58:30

image and everything you know even though I sold 160 million records it's not about money it's not

58:34

about fame another car yard house it's about who you are what your purpose in life yeah and I

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found myself hibernating because I couldn't figure out who I was you know you think it's hard for

58:44

you know I did it when I was 16 right so you think of Britney Spears she shaves her head there's

58:48

a transitional moment where you have to figure out who you are and what your purpose in life

58:52

away from this larger than life persona of being a celebrity so you're 16 when ice ice baby came out

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I was 16 I did the stop the violence tour I was on tour with ice teas that's a sonic epmd I was

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the opening act for the opening act for the opening act wow I was 11 or 12 at the time and to

59:12

me you seemed like an adult yes I'm like you and I was like even he's must be how old were you when

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you when you when you did the movie 19 wow yeah crazy because what's interesting with the movie is

59:24

you do seem a lot older than yeah so that's one of the other questions we had was like she's in high

59:28

school but how old is he what is going on wow so now I love how you guys dissected all and you

59:35

like just look at it so deep oh my god wait seen by scene I just think it's funny and cool that I've

59:42

made peace with it now I can kind of join in with everybody and go that well that's a great movie

59:46

like you guys yeah I hated that movie for a while yeah I mean it almost killed me and then now I'm

59:52

like I love it and I love the turtles and I love you know what the fact that it stands as why people

59:58

it's still respond to it because it's like it's so unabashedly what it is like it's fun to watch it

1:00:04

is like we like I didn't like everyone's like you got to watch that movie I've never seen it and it

1:00:08

and it was like oh wow this is actually it means it's trippy on a lot of levels let me

1:00:12

crazy what happens is the movie is like you do enter into a world and it's interesting now to

1:00:17

know that you guys were the choice was that you were sort of these nomads because once the movie starts

1:00:23

you you do enter into this crazy like fun house yeah world it's like we're the rules that we all

1:00:31

and then you do not apply right and then you start to see the storyline a little bit yeah

1:00:36

and it's cool at the end it all sums up well I'm gonna ask about you

1:00:41

the in the movie you and your love interest in the movie in your mind when that movie ended in the

1:00:48

in the world of the movie did you guys stay together did you guys have a chance your characters

1:00:54

oh you mean like did no she was going off to college

1:00:57

have you guys do you know living in the fiction of the movie I love that she's going

1:01:04

off to college the first year she's gonna have a lesbian

1:01:08

great yeah every time you're a lesbian and so graduation

1:01:11

she likes fermentation and then how you know did you guys survive I'm just wondering do you want to

1:01:15

know did your relationship in the movie like if there was if we were this fast forward and

1:01:20

and if there was a sequel with that two characters together yeah well they got to you got

1:01:24

to remain a mystery you get some questions okay you have about movie let me never be answered

1:01:30

and that's the great thing about the mystery of movies okay well then let me ask you this

1:01:35

it's now 18 years later is that right yep okay is it time for a sequel yeah is it where are they

1:01:42

now do you and cat get back together you ride your bike back into town she's a mom with kids

1:01:48

but her husband is Nick is still a dick right yeah she goes back into town that house has been condemned

1:01:56

you're but you're also like you should grow a beard and get all shes you're not yourself exactly

1:02:01

yeah so you need to get back to who you are she needs to get back to you she's the idea that it's

1:02:05

actually ice who's now living a suburban life oh how about how about I come in and that house is

1:02:14

still that same way on the block and I renovated and that becomes season three of the vanilla ice

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the jugalos right I think the jugalos I'm signed to psychopathic records and whoop whoop and I

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long gonna say is you know the jugalos do make movies yep I feel like I'm updated cool's ice

1:03:00

too can be cooler it would be I feel like that could be amazing more clowns more clowns

1:03:07

I love clowns you come in with a group of clowns you that's it that yeah it has a real

1:03:11

circus you know what that should be the thing if you are like you've now become like a suburban

1:03:17

dad and then the clowns come to town and you kind of switch the roles you're like the Michael

1:03:21

Gross character yeah I like the sequel and then they bring you into their society I love it's

1:03:26

cool you know what maybe I'll do like cool as ice the first ever like retro with clowns and

1:03:31

maybe get Adam Sandler in there and do it in 3D all right so uh any final thoughts anybody have any

1:03:37

final thoughts this is one of those movies that like I feel like at the end of of a lot of these I'm

1:03:43

like would I tell somebody to watch this or not and I feel like you have to watch this yes oh you

1:03:49

mean I feel like you do I mean like really but understand it's it's neither like so bad it's good

1:03:56

nor is it bad for bad it's just something absolutely bizarre the choices that are made are need need to

1:04:04

you need to be you need to try and crack the code like like troll to the room birddemic these are

1:04:10

movies that you need to see you need to just be like yeah I got to say yeah I've always heard about

1:04:15

this movie and I've never had the instinct to watch it but now I feel like I must tell people

1:04:20

you have to watch yes oh absolutely and the only thing I can think is that the original script was

1:04:24

maybe 180 200 pages and they're like this is too long mr. Stan yeah you got to cut and so they

1:04:32

just just willy nilly put red met our x's on every page like we don't need this this is an

1:04:38

important it's just yeah just it just oh I want to know I do want to know what vanilla ice is

1:04:43

as an entity I know because that's a motherless question brotherless parentless yeah no bad yeah

1:04:51

wait no just correct me if I'm wrong but uh it's he does it the end of rebel without a cause right

1:04:57

yes I believe so so that's not really a remake yeah it's a happy remake of rebel without

1:05:04

reinterpretation it's fair oh my gosh well uh you could always follow us on twitter brine what can

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