562. The Right’s War With Itself and Burnham’s Prisons Challenge

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We spend an enormous amount of time asking what's happening to labour, but I wonder if the

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stranger story in British politics isn't what's happening to the right. Two years ago,

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the Conservative parties suffered their worst defeat in modern history, and then things

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have just got worse. Reform overtook them, it stayed ahead, and it points the Conservatives

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to be projected to drop below 100 seats in a 650 seat Parliament, with reform getting

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significantly more seats. What do they do? Well that's one of the questions in the episode

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today. Kemi Badenock has decided that the answer is to move closer to reform, to become

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tougher on immigration, tougher on culture wars and try to get back those voters. But meanwhile,

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these abandoned, what I think, would be the much more interesting constituency, a very large

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number of people in the centre. Floating voters who are going to be increasingly alienated,

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if Kemi Badenock starts chasing reform. Or is there perhaps an even more tragic problem?

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Which is the Conservatives may not be able to win back the reform voters, and they also

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may not be able to win back the centrist, in other words, their internal decline, a story

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that we've seen again and again, across Europe.

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Welcome to the rest of this politics question time with me, Rory Stewart.

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And me, as to Campbell, and Rory, today we are going to be talking a lot about your former

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party, the Tories, but also the threat they're facing from other right-wing parties like

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reform and restore Britain. We're going to talk about Andy Burnham's first real big

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challenge, which is prisoner release. We're going to talk about US politics after Abdul

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El-Said has become the nominee for the Democratic Party in Michigan. We're going to talk about

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catastrophe in the river Rhine, and you're going to tell me about it, and you gift that

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you found for me. We had a lot of questions about what's happening, not just the Tories

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party, but on the right of British politics more generally. And Sarah asked this, why is

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the British right seemingly Terry itself a part? At the very moment, Andy Burnham's

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ascendancy is giving Labour a boost. Will there be an electoral pact between the parties

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of the right, or have these various feuds become intractable?

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Let's start with a big existential question. So the first question is, what is the British

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right? And this really matters because normally, if you are, for example James Johnson from

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JLA partners, who's been one of the guys that has really been advising the Conservatives

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to try to be more like reform, he would say that the way that you count right-wing voters

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is you add the reform voters, Nigel Farage, restore, which is Rupert Lowe's smaller French

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party and the Conservatives' voters, and those are the people to play for. I think they

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are forgetting a much more important fourth group of potential right-wing voters, which are

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the people in the old centre, floating voters who could vote Conservative, if instead of chasing

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reform, they began getting themselves back to a more sensible pitch. But so long as they're

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stuck in this cage fight, fighting over those voters, and the figures go up and down and

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reform is weaker than it was a few months ago, but it's still a most poll so ahead of the

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Conservatives, you're generally looking at something like 22% for reform, maybe 20% for

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the Conservatives and Rupert Lowe coming in, who knows, 5%, 6%. That's a pretty substantial,

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exciting block in some ways if you just put maths together because you're looking at sort

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of 47% of the British public that you're fighting for, and the answer to why are they fighting

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like rats in a sack? Well, it's existential survival. I mean, the Conservatives are now,

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and this was the European analysis again, it's one that you can explain much better to

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listeners than I can, but what we saw in France, what we saw in Italy, what we saw in the

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Netherlands, and maybe to some extent what we may be about to see in Germany is that their

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equivalents of these huge governing center-right machines, the party tradition that in France

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produced everything from St-Gol all the way through to Chirac and Sacozzi vanished,

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all the Italian equivalent which produced people like Andréotti that dominated Italian

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politics for decades vanished. So the real question for the Conservatives is, is this

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a temporary blip? Is it like what happened to them when you were in office in the 1970s,

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2001, which is they have very few seats, but they eventually rebuild and come back again

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in 2010, 2015, 2019, 2017 with victories? Or is this actually something much more like

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what we're seeing across Europe, which is that the center-right is an impossible position

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that the populist right is never coming back, and the centrist is never going to trust

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them again? Yeah, well, that's why I guess we might as well start by looking at leadership

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because when we talked to Johnny Mercer on leading this week, he was very clear that

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somebody from a military non-political background never voted in his life until he became an MP

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was largely inspired to become a Tory and try to become an MP because he was really impressed

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by David Cameron and what he was trying to do with the Conservatives party, David Cameron

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was trying to signal going much closer to the sort of vision of the Tory party that you've

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just set out. I have felt since she became leader, that Kenny Badek has not been taking

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that decision on the contrary, as you say, she's thinking, right, well, the votes on the

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right are going to Nigel Farage, they're going, some of them to Rupert Lowe's restore Britain

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party. I've got to worry about getting them back. I don't think her strategy is doing that.

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I think the parts of her strategy that are working better are that she's tough, she's

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tough, she seems to know what she stands for. I think she's recently been much better in Parliament

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than she has been for a while. I was interested that she went halfway towards meeting Andy

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Burnham and saying, okay, yeah, let's maybe talk about this, but you mustn't dare put up taxes

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and you mustn't dare increase borrowing. I wonder whether she's slightly starting to move

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as well on zero, there've been some straws in the wind on that, two daily telegraph columnists

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now. There's one paper as you know that the Tory party tends to read. It's the daily telegraph,

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maybe the daily mail and the times as well. I think there are straws in the wind that she's

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maybe tacking. Explain to me in this, what's happening at Zera, because the story was that

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a loyalty test to be put in place that you could only run to be a Tory MP in the future if you

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committed to leaving European comment on human rights and you rejected NetZera, which seemed to be

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a very strong loyalty test to driving out people who were more on the centroid or more left wing of

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the party. Now, I wasn't, when I told about Storzenly, I didn't mean that Kenny Bain was changing

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her position, but the politics inside the Tory party was changing. If you've got two pretty high

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profile columnists in the daily telegraph and the editorial writer essentially saying this climate

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crisis is real, we've got to face up to the damage it's being done, I can see that position moving.

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But as things stand, you're right, if you analyse just the broad politics of it, she's pretty much

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staying in a very right wing, tacking reform and restore as she goes. Now, one of the reasons you

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might be doing that is, I mean, polls, they come and they go, but you've got to spot the trends.

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Reform has lost about six points in the last 12 months, okay? It's favourability, that's those in

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favour those against doing a good job, doing a bad job, is now the worst of all the major parties,

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okay? So, and the Conservatives are on 30% favourable, that's their best since October 2021.

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By the way, I wouldn't necessarily look at restore as fringe in that, yes, they're on about 4%,

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and that's pretty small. But if you look at what they had in the Make a Feel by-election and the

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Greater Manchester Merrill by-election, when it came to real votes, they did better than people

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expected, and they did it in a way that damage reform. And also, was catastrophic for the Tories,

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I mean, let's just take that Manchester thing, they beat the Tories. Yeah, well, the Tories,

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I mean, maybe padding themselves on the back, but one of the strange things is that although

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Kemi-Badenock's net popularity has done well, and people are admiring the PMQ's, it's having

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very, very little effect on how the Tories are polling nationally, it's barely moving the

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dial, I mean, they're barely moving off 20%. These reform restore voters are actually drifting

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if anywhere back to Labour, they're not drifting the Conservatives, and the Manchester, I mean,

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I mean, this is one of the biggest cities in the United Kingdom. The Tories used to be in play

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for Manchester, one of the reasons why George Osborne, who was in Manchester MP, puts so much

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money into Manchester, is that he saw it as part of his Northern powerhouse dream. The Tories came

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fifth, fifth in the election, 7.7% of the vote. Seven point seven so the latest data

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is this is a party, which whatever, you know, the Chattering Class seems to have got

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excreting excited by the leader of the Conservative Party, but look at the raw numbers,

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this is a party in existential crisis. Listen, I think that's right, and by the other point I was

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going to make, I saw an interesting poll that was testing the reliability of all the parties

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supporters who say that they're going to vote for party A or party B, and restore had the highest.

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So if you say you're voting restore, your commitment to that is higher than it is even for if

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for our voters voting reform. Now, what does that say? So the serious question talks about these

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fractures fused, and that's kind of what it feels like, and there is a nastiness about right wing

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politics. You see that when it comes out in violence, as often it does on the sort of Tommy Robinson

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marches, but you see in the language all the time, I mean, Zia Yusuf seems to think he's a kind of

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modern day Norman Tebbet, but Norman Tebbet had real politics and real political skills as well as

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being able to put the boot in very effectively. But I think there's something, there's something

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about the way they relate to each other. John Swini just written this book that I read last

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weekend, I mentioned the real, I think it's called the real Nigel Farage, and a lot of it is about how

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he finds it really difficult to maintain relationships. So Rupert Low, he has become the leader of his own

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party, restore Britain, because he fell out with Nigel Farage, he was elected as a reform UK MP. I think

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even though Rupert Low is kind of pretending to sort of say we must get together, he's doing

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so on conditions that make it virtually impossible for that to happen. There's an interesting question

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there strategically for Farage, which is I was talking to someone who's very close to Farage who was

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saying that the risk is, electorally, that Farage is getting too obsessed with Rupert Low, that Rupert

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Low has really gotten to his head, and that this has put him on tilt because it means that Farage is

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increasingly worrying about shoring up his right wing, whereas probably strategically what he should

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be doing is reaching further into the more moderate conservative vote, if he wants to actually

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have the majority and end up as prime minister, he shouldn't be chasing Rupert Low. What he should

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actually be doing is reassuring some of Kenmy Badenoch's supporters and getting more of them back on.

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The problem for both Badenoch and Farage is that chasing restore voters, and Kenmy Badenoch, I'm

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afraid, is doing more of this than people understand. She's spending a lot of time online,

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and a lot of that time online is following and reading mega-influenced stuff, which people

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talking about suicide or empathy and a lot of the right wing chat that Musk loves. There's

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the speech that's on her website, which she gave in December, which is really interesting because

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it shows you that the thing that really gets Kenmy Badenoch out of bed in the morning isn't the economy,

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and this is why I think they're making mistake. I mean, Prosper UK, which is David Gork,

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Andy Street, the traditional conservatism, I believe, and is all about the economy, right? They

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would be saying that the real response to the problem that Britain's in is not culture wars,

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it would be trying to be pro-Besonist and grow the economy, and that that's actually Labour's

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weakest point that Andy Burnham hasn't made it clear that he really gets how to generate economic

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growth. I mean, disagree about that, but that would be the position, not culture wars.

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She is not really very interested in it. Where she gets passionate is when she starts talking about

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left-wing ideologues, freedoms under threat, the radical left, undermining our culture,

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undermining our institution, liberalism has been hacked, radical green leftism. I'm quoting all

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this stuff from her own speech. And here's another question. What is Kenmy Badenoch doing?

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We talked about her knocking out Gaffan Barwell. That just seems nasty. It doesn't seem to,

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you know, she might say that it's rebranding the Tory party and making it more acceptable to the

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voters. I've, I'm very fond of Gaffan Barwell, but he's not a household name. It's not going to make

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a massive difference to the way that the public perceives it. Why is she not letting Grant Shaps run?

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Is she lessing Penny Morden back on the candidates list? Now, the reason I'm asking these

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questions is these people, she doesn't disagree with their policies. I think she's worried that

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they're actually threats to her, that she doesn't want big beasts re-entering her orbit.

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And the final thing I'd say is that chasing the group at low populist votes isn't just about

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parties that are nasty at their centre. It's about a very, very toxic voter group.

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You really do not want to redesign all your policies around that group. Firstly, you're not

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going to win them over. Or if you do, as Boris Johnson did in 2019, you can't keep them

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because they are so viriantly angry anti-establishment outraged with the government that you can't build

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a stable coalition on the back of those people. And the things they're demanding are incredibly

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unpleasant and incredibly damaging for the British economy, right? She's already chasing it.

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She announced 230,000 foreigners were going to have to leave their council homes,

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and they were going to leave them in six months, at which point reform says, oh no, it'll be three

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months, right? That's a classic example of the kind of traps you get yourself into once you start

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playing these games. And that happened in the middle of these protests going on in

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Sepford and Norfolk, where far right thugs I would call them were literally going around the homes

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of people they said, but asylum seekers and trying to force them out of their homes. So she's

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got to be very careful, I think, I'm with you on this, not to get involved in that. You also

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have mentioned Gavin Barwell, somebody less well known, guy called Joshua Bonehill Payne,

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who had been convicted for an anti-Semitic campaign that he'd been running against,

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Luciana Berger. And he stood down as a local candidate, but not before she had okay that going on.

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And even though she then accepted, she should stand down as a candidate, he's now advising her

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commissional culture and integration. So as you say, very, very odd signs that she's sending out.

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This point about nastiness though, I saw a tweet this morning about Zee Yusuf, and somebody

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said, it must be absolutely exhausting to be so angry and so nasty all the time. This is on the back

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of Zee Yusuf calling Ben Wallace, your former colleague and former Tory quick cabinet minister,

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calling him a moron because he disagreed with something that reform was saying.

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And the other thing that they do a lot is they call any of you disagreements with them,

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traitors. I had the traitor treatment a few months ago from Rupert Low. I can't remember what it

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was I'd done that was so traitorous. I get it from Dominic Cummings. Yeah, exactly. And Elon

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Musk is always calling people traitors. He was at it this week with I come with somebody in

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France that I saw he was saying you're a traitor. And he's always an Italian, and Zannie

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Mint and Beto is an editor of the economy. She was a traitor because she gave him a bit of a tough

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time in an interview. And I had another touch of the the Rupert loan hasten as this week. He did this

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jaw-droppingly bad interview with Nick Robinson of the BBC. During which, this is how mad this

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stuff is. So, Rory, let me ask you a straightforward question. Your friend King Charles, is he your white

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Britain? Can you answer that question, Rory? Is he your white Britain? Well, I suppose so, yeah.

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Yes, he's a white Britain. Rupert Low could not bring himself to answer that question. Why could

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he not answer that question? Because Matt Goodwin, aka Badloss, he wrote a report which Rupert Low

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was quoting to justify his prediction, the data which Britain would become a non-white majority

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country. All parts of the sort of great replacement theory that these people spew out all over the place.

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So, Nick Robinson was aware that Badloss's calculation required that you were not a white Britain

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if one or both of your parents were not born in the United Kingdom. Well, as you know, your friend

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King Charles's father was born in Greece. And I wasn't born in the United Kingdom. I was born in

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Hong Kong, so am I not a white Britain? And nor was Boris Johnson, a norwenigial frarge's children's

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mother. So, this is this is why this thing so mad, but Rupert Low could not bring himself to say

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Charles is a white Britain. He said, well, you can split hairs about that. No, you can't. He's a white

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Britain just to admit it, okay? If Charles fills in a census, white Britain tick Christian tick, okay?

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Now, somebody then puts up and of course, as I keep saying to you, you have pulled me into this

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disagree agreeably thing. I've actually written my column in the new world about this. I lapse.

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I lapse when I go on social media. So, somebody said, how would you describe Rupert Low in a word?

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And I just put, I'm sitting there idly and I was watching the cricket or something. I just put

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musk puppet. Ah, clever. I like it. I said, okay. It wasn't that good, I've had a bit of a

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sock puppet, musk puppet. Exactly, exactly. He must probably, yeah, and he's doing it. And also,

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it was later proven because his response to me, which I shall tell you in a moment, I hope you're

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children aren't listening. And because he and all my platform says, we've got to get behind Rupert

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Low, he's the future in Britain, have tens of thousands of likes in no time at all. His reply to me was,

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and I think you're a despicable piece of shit. No, no, he's entitled to think that. But

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that's taking a different level from musk puppet, isn't it? It also reveals a thinness of the skin

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that is kind of off the scale. And then we saw Richard Tyson, not the same party, he's one of Nigel

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Verage's puppets, he said, he's getting a few difficult questions over all this money, stuff going

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and George Kotsel, the author of the Money and Onering book, post George and Verage's money and

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and George's mum and all this nonsense, right? Richard Tyson, the coverage of whom I barely noticed

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if I'm being absolutely frank out here in sunny France, he does an interview where he says,

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I'm being treated by the mainstream media, worse than murderers, rapists and pedophiles. And I thought,

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oh, what level of projection is this crazy stuff? But what it says to me is this is politics

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of them, it's just being nasty to each other. Let me finish off the segment with a more positive

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vision. So I talked about Prosper UK and this work is being done by to try to rebuild the

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centre ground of British politics. And there's been some amazing research, so Sam Friedman's written

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a sub-starch article on it where he's done research into what he calls the centre ground of

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British politics. What he defines by the centre ground is the group of people who would consider

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floating, consider changing their vote. And what he finds basically as British politics is divided

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into three thirds. There are people who are always going to vote left, there are people who are

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always going to vote right and then surprising there's almost a third of people who are floating

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voters. And he also finds that the left and the right are much more similar than you'd think

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compared to the centre. The left and the right tend to be whiter, older, in favour of retaining

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the triple lock, more exercised about immigration, generally more socially conservative. The centre

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ground turns out to be younger, more professional, more educated, often more prosperous, happy to

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let the triple lock pension guarantee go. Interestingly, less worried about business, less worried about

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AI, more positive about business, more positive about AI, less worried about immigration, positive

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about Europe, but also positive about Britain engaging globally, more international, less white,

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more less, and this is the group which is all to play for. This is the space that some parties

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should be occupying, not a space the Lib Dems can possibly occupy, they haven't really worked out

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the language to speak to them. It's a space that Andy Burnham can reach into and I think that

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one of the things that he's really good at is for the first time, seeming normal, thoughtful,

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intelligent, relatable, huge improvement. But I think he's going to struggle to actually come

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across as pro-business, entrepreneurial for this group. And this is where I think the conservative

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party has gone completely wrong. They're never getting back. Those reform voters, well at least 15%

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to the British public is going to remain out on the populous far right and they're never coming

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back to the Tories. There is this whole group there where if you could produce an Andy Burnham

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like figure, so somebody who was relatable, intelligent, who people trusted, but who seemed a little

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bit more pro-business friendly, a little bit more serious about economic growth, there's a huge

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number of voters to hoover up. And that's the opportunity that's being missed.

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I did a little bit of scribbling with my kind of you know, still trying to think like a strategist

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hat on and I was trying to work out of these three parties at the right how they should

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view each other. And I came up with this. I think what reform can with some justifications say

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to the Tories is we have already replaced you and it's not even close. You were nowhere in the

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Welsh elections, you were nowhere in the Scottish elections, we were out of you in both

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and England is our base anyway. Okay, so that's quite a good line of attack.

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Well the Conservatives I think, Badellox, approach to them should be, you guys are unelectable,

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you could not run the country, we're becoming electable again. That's got to be a long-term

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strategy. And I think restore if I were to go low rather than sort of sit there thinking how best

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to abuse you know, random podcasters, I think he should be focusing on Farage becoming like a very

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standard politician. He then becomes the kind of you know, the insurgent because if you look at

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this, this scandal stuff, it's really interesting how they're handling it in exactly the same way

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as you and I have seen Labour and Tory politicians, handless scandals you know, it's not quite

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wait for Sue Gray but it's an establishment stitch up, everybody's out to get us, let's wait

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for this, let's wait for that. And so I think if restore Britain were to say to reform, you are now

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just another, you talk about the uni party, you're part of it, you're part of it, we're the real radical

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outsider, that's my free advice, Rupert, I'm maybe a despicable piece of shit but it doesn't mean

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that I can't think strategically thinking about your positioning and I think it would improve

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markedly if you maybe thought a little bit more deeply about the future of the country not just

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your own, there's another free bit of advice. And so just before we go to the break, there was a

27:38

really interesting question, Elka given the difficulties around the early release scheme,

27:42

practically speaking, why haven't governments generally built a few new prisons and Dominique

27:48

from London about, questions about women's prisons but the key here I guess, Alice, as I hand

27:53

over to you is that Sir David Gork did this report in which he argued for early release from

28:01

prisons and he made a number of arguments and one of them is actually about reoffending and one of

28:07

them of course is the fact that our prisons are absolutely chock full and unless we start

28:13

releasing people from prisons, there's simply not going to be any room to accommodate any prisoners

28:17

and Andy Burnham stepped into this, he's tried to push back on it, we're actually speaking today

28:24

when today program was announced that he was going to ask for the killers of a police officer to

28:30

be exempted from this scheme and it's becoming a really life issue for reform and conservatives,

28:35

many issues put over to you. So Rory you mentioned Dominique's question which I thought was really

28:40

interesting, she talks about this early release scheme scandal, she then says I believe there

28:44

are about a dozen dedicated women's prisons in the UK, could the more dangerous women be moved to

28:49

occupy fewer of them so that the remaining empty prisons could potentially house male prisoners,

28:55

women are far less likely to commit violent or sexual crimes, children would benefit etc etc etc,

29:01

I hope that kind of thing is being thought of. Look this is turning up to be, turning out to be

29:08

Andy Burnham's really first big, he said a pretty good honey mean so far but this is going to be

29:11

very very difficult, difficult politics, difficult reality in terms of security but the truth is

29:18

the question why we haven't built prisons is because it's so bloody expensive and it takes so long

29:23

and the reason why one of the reasons why prisons are so full is because again partly because of

29:29

politics and populist campaigning people are in jail for longer, we've got this very extraordinary

29:35

thing where crime is falling, the prison population is rising, it's doubled in the past 30 years

29:44

and that's largely down to getting longer sentences at Crown courts now,

29:50

Kirstaama and when we were talking about the Tories earlier Rory I think one of the things can be

29:54

baiting not could do and should do is admit that some of this is absolutely on their watch,

30:01

the way that Chris Philp is trying to project this, he's the shadow, my homophares guy for the Tories,

30:08

trying to project this as a sort of Andy Burnham created crisis, I think it makes it worse for the Tories,

30:14

that's what then opens the space for for Arge to come up with his nonsense about we're going to

30:18

send them all to El Salvador or Albanian, all that stuff he came out with at his latest press

30:24

conference the most of the media covered live in fall, which they never do for most party leaders,

30:28

brackets. So I just feel this is a real issue but I think this is a place where Andy Burnham is

30:35

going to have to whole firm, yes look for exemptions, yes look to sort of the most obvious cases

30:41

that people are going to get very offended by but at the same time there's a long-term practical

30:46

solution that has to be put in place which is about sentencing, it's about prison population,

30:51

it's about probation service in crisis and until those things are addressed over the long term

30:57

we're going to keep coming back to this. Keir Starmies to talk about sticking plastic politics,

31:02

if we're not careful this becomes the definition of sticking plastic politics.

31:07

Yeah and the the problems that we're facing are pretty fundamental, I mean I was the

31:13

prison minister so I was writing the heart of this question of capacity building new prisons.

31:18

I mean the first thing is when people talk about prisons being overcrowded,

31:24

they're already massively overcrowded, we're already keeping two prisoners in cells which the

31:29

Victorians built for one and these prisons particularly a lot of the locals are frequently in

31:36

horrendous conditions. If you read the inspection reports they are filthy, the windows are broken

31:42

which is the key to the drones thing that we were talking about in the in the last episode. I mean

31:47

the truth matter is there is absolutely no reason for there to be any problem with drones and

31:53

prisons. I mean there's a mad world in which everyone gets excited by drones and you know we're

31:58

going to laze the drones, this trust had dogs barking at drones but the truth matter is the

32:03

prison is a guarded compounds only two ways of getting stuff in and I go through the gate where it

32:08

goes over the wall and the way in which most people were getting things off drones is sticking

32:12

their hands out the window. Wait you shouldn't be able to stick your hands out of a window in a prison.

32:16

These windows don't open right and the only reason you stick your hands out when is you

32:20

broken the window. In other words you've broken the window nobody's inspects at your window and

32:24

nobody's fixed the window and nobody's punished you for breaking the window. So that goes back to

32:29

one of the fundamentals when we're talking about prison places and drones and all this kind of

32:33

thing. There's a real problem with the way in which we've actually built the culture and the systems

32:39

and the prison service. Being a prison officer is really tough right it's like some combination of a

32:45

police officer a social worker a teacher a security guard all rolled into one. These should be

32:53

well paid well trained jobs with a proper training college proper morale proper monitoring

32:59

so that you actually know your prisoners you're keeping these things clean, tidy, well-inspected

33:05

the windows fixed. That's where I'd begin the culture of the prison officers. Now the second

33:10

question is this question about how many people were putting in prison. It's terrible right?

33:15

When David Gaulk was the Secretary of State of Justice and I was the prison's minister we had

33:20

everybody, labor, conservatives, every MP you could imagine, wandering in trying to get longer

33:25

sentences usually called after an individual, Mungo's law, you know, Hamish's law, Angus's law,

33:31

which usually meant some terrible tragedy had happened and infant had been killed. They might have

33:36

been run over by a speeding driver or they might have been the victims of domestic abuse and the

33:41

demand was for longer sentences for that crime and when David and I were in we said no to all those

33:47

requests because it's the longer sentences which drive the system into crisis. As soon as we left

33:55

a more right wing government under Boris Johnson came in, Dominic Rob and they started

34:00

extending these sentences then Kier Sam started playing this game. You remember when he was

34:05

campaigning against Rishi Sunak he started putting out social media coverage saying Rishi Sunak

34:11

believes that people who are guilty of sexual assault should not be sent to prison. I will change

34:18

that. So he was signaling a few thousand people who judges have determined had not committed once

34:24

you looked at the context that sexual assaults something that required them to go to prison and he

34:29

was committing to another 6,000 people going into prisons. That was somebody who was the lawyer

34:34

coming from the left. So the cumulative change and this is about populist politics from the left

34:40

and from the right. Andy Bernan's playing it to this too. In the end, Starmor decided to bring

34:44

in David Gore can try to get a relatively technocratic solution to this and of course, Bernan's

34:50

census is this isn't popular. Well, there's two things you can do. You can either build many many

34:55

many more prisons and where are you going to build them? Well, I'm also 7 billion 7 billion

35:00

quidawak. Absolutely. Incredibly expensive. Very unpopular with the communities near which they're

35:05

built or you can reduce sentence length. The reason why we have many more people in prison than

35:11

in the Netherlands were the Netherlands actually offering us prison places because they're not using

35:15

although they were because they weren't using their prisons. But that's because the politicians

35:19

have been prepared to have a row with the public. It's not that the Dutch voter wants people to have

35:25

short sentences. It's that Dutch politicians have recognized that the only way of controlling this

35:32

shorter sentences and then the final thing which is much much better community sentences and probation

35:38

and looking after people when they leave prison so that we don't have this mad situation where 70%

35:42

of people on short sentences reoffend and return to prison again, 50% of all prisoners reoffend

35:48

return to prison so that a lot of these numbers are just about the fact that we're not remotely

35:52

looking after people when they leave prison so it's an endless cycle effect where they're all

35:56

going back again where it's places like Sweden have much much lower reoffending rates.

36:00

Yeah, we're agreeing agreeably and violently about this one but we have we have done for some

36:05

time. It's a long long long battle to win with political and public opinion. Let's take a break

36:10

and then when we come back talk about what's going on with the river Rhine, what's going on in

36:14

Michigan and the democratic primary and also Rory this I don't know if you've been following the story

36:18

about Anthony Albanese and a pair of giant melons. That's it. It sounds like you've gone on Benny

36:25

Hill on me but I look forward to hearing about that. Okay back from the break. See you soon. See you. Bye bye.

36:40

Welcome back to the rest of this politics question time with me Rory Stewart.

36:43

I'm the Aleister Campbell. So Aleister listen having covered the fight in Maine against Susan

36:50

Collins. We're now looking at the Michigan democratic primary. So what are your thoughts? This is

36:55

Lael's question on Abdul El-Saheads win in the Michigan democratic primary. How should sensible

37:00

Democrats approach DSA encroachment in the party? So Michigan this is Detroit. This is the great

37:08

old industrial rust belt. This is somewhere that became a key question because this is where one of

37:14

the great Democrat governors Gretchen, a witness is located and it was a key battle ground for Trump

37:20

and it isn't the candidate that the Gretchen Wittner wanted to win. It's not the conventional

37:24

candidate one but a man called Abdul El-Sahead over to you. Well I can't quite work out why there

37:31

seems to be such angst about this guy. Now look I can see that for some people who might come across

37:39

as very abrasive he gives a sense of always having to be the cleverest guy in the room which is what

37:45

you always say about my friend, Emmanuel Macron. But I think there's something very exciting about him.

37:51

This is a absolutely 50-50 state so it's a very very big choice and I think the Democrats are making

37:58

the democratic parties making mistake in the debate having happened, the victory having been secured,

38:07

now having this soul searching about whether it's the right move or not. Get behind the guy for

38:12

God's sake. And what's the next thing to say? Just to try to understand what the the issue here is.

38:18

So on the surface he seems like a real kind of amazing candidate. He was a high school sports star

38:26

and wrestling champion. He got a fully funded scholarship to university. Then got a Rhodes scholarship

38:32

to Oral College Oxford. He returned. He became the youngest ever public health official at the age

38:37

of 30 where he seemed to make huge progress on public health in Michigan. He's a charismatic,

38:43

good looking, sporty doctor. Is it more than the fact that he's been very critical of Israel? What is

38:50

it that he's done? I mean he's obviously a Egyptian ancestry. He's got an Egyptian academic father.

38:54

What is it that he's supposed to have done that makes everybody so shocked? Why are they all treating him as

38:59

though Jeremy Corbyn suddenly being elected? Well I'm guessing it is a lot of it. Is it about Israel?

39:05

Because he had tens of millions spent against him. He was outspent. See I think this is an

39:12

incredibly exciting thing. Part of his message was money out of politics, money in your pocket,

39:19

Medicare for all. That's a really good democratic message if you ask me. And the money that was

39:26

spent against him, a lot of it by A-PAC. And I guess that is frightening some people because these

39:32

Israeli supporting groups are very, very important to democratic funding. But I think it's

39:38

incredibly exciting that he won on that ticket. And he won it. And by the way we talk about strategic

39:42

framing and messaging. He was going to big rallies and big events and they were reciting his

39:47

message back at him. That's when you know it's cutting through. And it speaks to the three big

39:52

issues. What do people keep saying they're concerned about affordability, money in your pocket,

39:57

corruption under Trump, money out of politics, future of health, Medicare for all. It's a brilliant

40:05

message if you ask me. Now, so I'm afraid, look I don't know, I'm not in America as much as you,

40:10

I don't follow it maybe as close as you do. I can't help thinking a lot of this is just

40:14

straightforward racism or fear of racism, fear that electing somebody called Abdul with a wife who

40:22

wears a headscarf and who is absolutely open about his belief that the American policies

40:29

on the wrong side of the argument on Gaza, I think is that. It's a really interesting one,

40:33

isn't it? Because he's not Graham Platner with his neo-Nazi appearing to two and his

40:39

history of allegations of sexual abuse who had to resign out of the main race. This is a much more

40:46

clean cut, successful, professional figure. Maybe people are drawing analogies with Mammdani who's

40:53

also a highly educated, strong critic of Israel, who's seen as being on the far progressive left.

40:59

Medicare for all is considered very, very controversial. In the UK context, that's the

41:04

national health service. So we're less likely to think that's the most radical proposed

41:09

learning ones ever come up with. But it is I suppose, if we're serious about it for a second,

41:14

I don't know whether he's a good symbol of it, but the way in which people would

41:18

conjure it and why they'd be interested in your view or surprised at the view you're taking is that

41:24

when we interviewed on leading, for example, the Connecticut Congressman who made a very power

41:31

flag, and indeed the Massachusetts Congressman who made a very power flag on both of them for the

41:36

imports of the Democratic Party returning to the centre, the fight seems to be, does the

41:43

Democratic Party energize itself by reaching for the Bernie Sanders left and pushing for the

41:48

turnout and running the risk that moderate voters begin to see the Democratic Party as being

41:56

of what was it, woke week and what was the third thing they were supposed to be. Can't

42:02

work week out of work. I don't know what the thing goes. Anyway, go what they broke, what was it?

42:07

Yeah, I think we can work week and break. So is what they're mostly worried about that the

42:13

swing voters are going to think the Democratic Party is too radical, even if their views in

42:18

European political context seem pretty mainstream? Or is that the fear that actually if you try to

42:25

trim too much and head too much into the centre, don't speak for your members, real views on

42:31

guards, they don't speak for their real views on inequality, medical care, et cetera, you're just

42:36

not going to get the turnout and you're going to lose by default. Yeah, I guess that is the fear,

42:40

but I think it displays a lack of confidence in their own values and their own beliefs. That's the

42:46

argument that's going to be run against him. Trump is already out. Trump has said he's a communist

42:51

loser who hates Jews in Israel. So that's how they're going to fight this. That's how the

42:56

republic is going to fight this guy. This thing about communism. No, you and I know that he's not a

43:02

communist. You talked about Jeremy Corbyn. Most left-wing American politicians are not as left-wing

43:13

as most European left-wing politicians. I think what he has to do is authentically show

43:21

that the nature of that campaign he fought to be the nominee learns the lessons good and bad

43:29

from how he won it. Now to be fair, I think he's already doing that. He's already talked a little

43:33

bit about he thinks he went over the top in some of his attacks on his opponent. He said at one

43:38

point, she's the worst possible candidate. You could imagine. He said he wishes he hadn't said that.

43:41

But my sense of misrepid, like when we talk about Mamdanin, I know New York's different, but when

43:46

you're trying to win a campaign like this, which is so important to the bigger picture,

43:52

this is why I don't understand. I saw one guy who's a sort of moderate Democrat. He was talking

43:57

about the war that we face ahead. We've got a war ahead. This isn't a war. This is about this guy

44:04

winning on a platform that most Democrats ought to be able to support in a seat that is

44:10

unbelievably important. Why is this seat so important? Because Rodgers, who he's now his opponent,

44:18

Trump won Michigan by one point from Kamala Harris. Democrats last time round won the seat by

44:26

0.5%. It's so close. I'm interrupting and just to explain to the very basics, what the Democrats

44:34

trying to do is defend a Democrat held seat, not win Republican because the Democrats Senators

44:39

retiring after three terms. Correct. That says to me, regardless of what you actually think I'm

44:45

afraid, once this race is run and this guy is the candidate, it's about Democratic candidate

44:55

against Republican candidate. That's it. I mean, the post-mortem the Democrats should have had

45:00

was after they lost the Donald Trump, not because the more moderate candidate so called has lost

45:07

to this guy Abdul El-Sahed. Who, as you say, I think strikes a very confident posture. I think if

45:15

you could just iron out this thing about I saw an interview, I was reading the transcript of an

45:19

interview that you wrote times. Now, what he said was fine, but he's got so little, I can see why

45:26

he grates on some people. There's a bit where he says, he's a bassist point that he said,

45:30

I'm sorry about this, but I do read books. It was a way of saying Donald Trump, but he's crowd

45:34

is stupid, right? But it sounded a bit patternizing to everybody. I on that out, I on that out,

45:41

just be a guy who gets up there and he clearly can motivate people. Like Mamdaadi did in New York.

45:47

He had tens of thousands of people out and knocking doors for it. Look, I just think this is such an

45:53

important seat when it comes to the midterms and they've got to win Michigan. So get behind the guy.

46:01

Okay, now final serious question, then you're going to tell us about your melons. So Judy,

46:06

how concerned should we be about the Rhine in Germany falling to record low levels since every

46:11

part of Germany is the heat wave and wildfires continue across the European hit UK? Let me just

46:15

sort of try to set up my understanding of this and then you who are right in the depths of this

46:19

kind of German debate. Germany's papers can explain it to us. It seems from the outside an

46:24

extraordinary story because it's very medieval oddly. I mean, we talk a lot about just in time

46:30

supply chains and we worry a lot about semiconductor manufacturers in Taiwan or exactly how the

46:36

Japanese process a particular oil petroleum product. But this literally is the big waterway that

46:43

connects the low countries into Germany and its water levels getting too low that they can't move

46:50

barges up and down and it turns out that barges are far more important to the German economy

46:56

than everyone really thought about. And while we were worrying about all this kind of

46:59

resilience and supply chains and the state of hallmews, something that would have been kind of

47:03

recognizable to a medieval king which is that the water levels are too low on the Rhine to get

47:07

your barges up and down is proving really catastrophic over you. Yeah. Look, the question how

47:13

concerned should we be? The answer I think is very, very, very, very, very. And while our listeners

47:18

and viewers may think that I'm having a lovely holiday in France and you're having a lovely holiday

47:22

in Scotland, not only are we recording this today but tomorrow we're going to be recording a special

47:26

episode with Caroline Lucas about her brilliant mini-series on climate and national security.

47:33

And I guess this is much more climate and the economy because you're right about the scale of this

47:42

four out of five ships that are carrying goods and trade around Germany four out of five use the

47:51

Rhine. Okay, it's a massively important waterway. And what's happened is that the water has got

47:58

lower and lower and lower. So I saw an interview in one German newspaper with a Dutch barge owner

48:06

who has had to reduce the load of the barge by two thirds because the water is not deep enough

48:14

to take the bigger load. Okay, now that is having an impact upon supply chains. And just to give you

48:22

a sense of how shallow it has to be, the, this thing is, these water, there's some shockingly

48:31

terrifying pictures all across the German media of where you can see where the watermark normally is.

48:39

You know, when you see, it's just sort of black on the wall because that's where the water

48:43

has normally been. And some of these ships are going up and you can, you can basically put your

48:48

arm into the water and you're touching, touching the bottom. So what's happening is that they're losing

48:56

trade. The Rhine normally carries 285 million tons of freight, 80% of inland waterway traffic.

49:06

And one of the big loading places is in Doosburg and they're down to a third of the normal. Okay,

49:12

so then you think, okay, well, the one sort of specific policy response to the German

49:17

government has made is they're suspending the ban on lorries on Sundays and holidays. Okay,

49:24

now the green person in me and the sort of let's have a quiet life at the weekend person,

49:30

he says, that's terrible. But that's the scale of the damage that's been done.

49:34

Am I right? It's some people calculate the lowest level in the 150 years and that there's

49:39

talk even of the Rhine splitting in two. It's got so low. It's the lowest level since records began.

49:46

One of the big drivers of it is the melting glaciers in Switzerland. So this is climate crisis,

49:53

climate change, if not caused absolutely exacerbated by. And so the glaciers, once the glaci is

50:00

melt, it means they can't do it year after year after year, which is what's happened before.

50:05

So the water's gone lower and lower and lower. There's now talk about rebuilding the river so

50:13

that you make it narrower. But all that does, yes, you have deeper water for a bit, but you don't have

50:18

any more water. They're not actually going to cure this unless we start getting more rain.

50:25

I'm hoping to be in Switzerland more from January and I'll try to show some images because

50:30

around our flat, what's happened to the glaciers is staggering. I mean, I'll try to show you

50:38

some pictures over the last 20, 30 years. It's really bizarre. I mean, people, if you see it and

50:44

you live it, you're looking hundreds of feet of glaciers have disappeared and have left this horrible

50:51

kind of mess of rocks and rubble where there used to be ice coming all the way down. And we often

50:58

focus on on Greenland or we look at images up in the Arctic, but this Swiss story is terrifying.

51:04

Yeah, yeah. And the Keel Institute, which one of the big German economic institutes,

51:10

they've calculated that this thing going on now in the Rhine, the Elbron, the Danube in particular.

51:17

And the Danube, by the way, is so shallow that they've got pictures now of second world war

51:23

planes and other debris down at the bottom of the river that we can now see, which used to be

51:28

covered by water. And they've calculated, Keel Institute has calculated this is going to take up

51:32

0.2% off German GDP in this quarter, okay? Because that's the impact on trade.

51:38

Which again, it's not what we need because European GDP is already really struggling because

51:45

of productivity and aging. It's struggling because the competition was China, which is wiped out.

51:49

We didn't talk about this enough, but you mentioned it. Hundreds of thousands of jobs been lost in

51:54

Volkswagen. Real problems on energy prices add to that the fact that the straight of hallmouse

52:00

is putting a direct squeeze on European economies that the United States are pulling out of Ukraine

52:06

as forcing us to spend tens of billions of dollars more in Ukraine and ultimately forcing Germany

52:11

to spend up to a hundred billion dollars on defense and increasing defense expenditure.

52:17

This is a real, I don't know, quintuple whammy hitting Germany.

52:21

Yeah, totally, totally. And we think, I think we just think of rivers sometimes,

52:27

we just take them for granted as they're beautiful to look at and they've got this extraordinary

52:32

history, but this is a massive, massive trade waterway. And so the German government, I mean,

52:37

the mayor didn't, but several ministers broke into their holiday to have a crisis meeting with

52:42

business organizations and so forth because they're really worried about it. And the BASF,

52:48

you know, one of the big chemical, but part of the big chemical cluster in the in the northwest,

52:54

they've declared force measure as a result of this. In other words, if they're not able to fulfill

53:00

contracts, they're basically saying it's because of force measure, which is normally used for,

53:06

you know, when you get caught up in a war that's unexpected. So we're going to have a lot to talk

53:12

about when we talk to Caroline because I think this is, I think it's terrifying. And where I'm

53:17

in France now, we're seeing it everywhere. The rivers are just dry. There's just not the water

53:23

that they used to be. And all we've all go to next question, I mentioned the chat we're having

53:27

tomorrow with Caroline Lucas. She's done this brilliant series. I cannot recommend it strongly

53:32

enough where she's been talking to real experts in different parts of the world about what the

53:36

climate crisis is and the impact it's having in all sorts of different ways. The conversation

53:41

social we have with her is going out to everybody on Friday. And if people want to catch up in

53:46

the series, just go to therestispartics.com. Very good. Well, final question from a very alert

53:54

listener called Lucy, who's following the Australian debate, which tees into you, what's all this

54:00

stuff about Albinazy, Presence, Japan and Melons? Oh my lord. So, Rory, you've been a minister.

54:12

I've worked with Prime Ministers. You know and I know that diplomacy and gifts, it's a tricky world.

54:20

I can remember the time that Leonel Jossber presented us with a horse. And we thought, what the

54:27

fuck do we do with this? And what did you do with it? What should you be horse? I honestly can't

54:31

remember. Did you give it to the queen? No, I think we took it. I think it was taken care of by the

54:36

embassy ended up having children ride it around the place. I honestly can't remember what we did.

54:41

Leonel Jossber sadly not around to to reminders, but no, I'll try and find out if an

54:47

eight-way what happened to the Josspan horse. But this story that Lucy is raising relates to

54:54

Japan and Australia. So, Anthony Albinazy, who's been on the podcast, Sanai Takaiichi, who

55:01

would laugh down on the podcast, they meet and she presents Albinazy with a melon. Very traditional

55:10

Japanese gift. Very traditional and it's a crown melon. This is like the the piester of all

55:17

Japanese melons. She then gives him another one. Very auspicious. Very auspicious. Yeah.

55:23

So, he then a little while later, Albinazy is doing a podcast. Podcasts can be so dangerous,

55:32

Rory. He's doing a podcast with a comedian by the name of Nikki Osborne. Okay. And Nikki Osborne,

55:40

at one point, asks Albinazy whether he's ever had any strange gifts. In fact, no, what the question

55:49

was, what's the most crap gift you've ever received on overseas? Can I just pause for a second?

55:55

Okay. So, the gift of the melon, I do know a little bit about this because I've been given

55:58

melons in Japan. Yeah. And it's a very, very old tradition, goes back, I think, to the sort of

56:04

least the 1600s. And they grow these melons often on a single plant. So, just one plant of the

56:10

melon and like so many other things in Japan, done with the most exquisite care, it'll be the

56:15

most perfect melon. Correct. And it can cost up to $10,000 for a really, really good melon.

56:22

Yeah. So, it's a really profound sense of respect. Toes of gratitude. Okay. Every year.

56:28

We're not talking about the sort of thing that I sometimes buy on the roadside. Yeah.

56:32

When it says a melon, a tomato, a male a free. Right. It's not that. Not that. So, he's doing this

56:40

interview with his comedian. Yeah. And she says, what's the most crap gift you've ever received

56:45

on an overseas jaunt? Okay. He then says, I'm quoting accurately here, something I got recently

56:51

here was pretty strange, but ended up being quite good. The Japanese Prime Minister brought me a

56:57

melon. They then banter, banter, banter. And then he says, actually, it was a couple of melons.

57:02

And the way he described the couple of melons was to hold his hands like that. I will now describe

57:07

to those who are listening rather than viewing, I am holding my hands like they're holding melons

57:14

in front of my chest. Okay. It's like you're holding breasts. Correct. So, Osborne, the comedian

57:21

pipes up. So, she just came in looking like Pamela Anderson. Right. Okay. Alvin Aesie says,

57:27

she brought two and they're beautiful. Okay. Okay. Now, exactly. You're shaking your head.

57:35

And that's you as a Brit, worry. Yeah. You know what the Japanese are like. They're very proper.

57:41

Yeah. Respect is incredibly important. Yeah. And what happened was quite a lot of Japanese journalists

57:49

and then a former ambassador to Australia really, really put the boot in. Yang Yamagami,

57:57

the former ambassador, he said, although Albin Aesie recalled it as quite strange, there is nothing

58:03

strange about this gesture. A crown melon is the most prized fruit in Japan. It is treasured

58:09

as something special. What dismayed some, and this is a very good point, was that Takaiichi has

58:15

recently been subject to derogatory remarks about her body and her gender. So, the Japanese really

58:22

seem to have taken offense. Australian opposition has piled in and said, Albo should make an apology.

58:28

He's saying, no, there's no need for that because no offense was intended and none was meant.

58:32

And he's not aware of any being taken. So, end of as far as he's concerned. But it just shows you,

58:37

be very, very careful about gifts. Yeah. And making jokes about gifts and accepting revolvers and

58:43

things. We did just final things. Reporters. Yeah, yeah. Because final thing to finish, and we

58:47

didn't tell people enough about the fact that when we went to interview the President of Serbia together,

58:51

we went to see Vuchich together in Belgrade. Oh, Serbia, yeah, the guns. Yeah. It has a massive

58:57

cabinet after cabinet, a gift that the President of Serbia has received. And a staggering number of

59:02

these gifts are firearms. They are semi-automatic pistols, guns, a lot of them from Putin, actually.

59:10

The Russians seem to really specialize, but not just the Russians. The Middle East and

59:14

Potentates give swords and guns. The Turks, Famous Sea, give revolvers with ammunition to

59:20

Kierstamer and to Belgian and Dutch leaders when you go to NATO, NATO visits. Meanwhile, we tend to

59:28

give slightly lame a cheaper gift, don't we? Although the greatest one ever is that we managed to

59:33

present President Trump with a bellend called Trump. That was your friendly king. I wonder if they've

59:43

worked that well, don't get, Rory. The King Charles presented a bellend with the word Trump written

59:50

on it. Rory, talking of gifts. Fjörn and I were in a place called Montey up in the North recently,

59:56

which is where the British headquarters were during the First World War, fascinating place.

1:00:01

We're sitting there having dinner and this guy comes over and says, would you mind later, my

1:00:09

sons about to arrive with his family. He's a big fan of your podcast. He'd love to sit down and have

1:00:14

a chance at the end of it. The guy came to talk to us and he said at the end of it, I really want to

1:00:19

give you and Rory a gift because you've given me so much with the podcast, etc, etc. As you

1:00:26

really don't need to bother, you're honest. This is fine. This guy is the marketing guy for a French

1:00:30

jam company. I gave him my address at home and a couple of weeks later, this box of every single

1:00:42

flavor of their jam. You and I have been, we've not actually seen each other physically for a while,

1:00:48

but I've given a few way already, not least to some of the team, but I've kept some of the best

1:00:54

flavors back because for you and your family. Well, thank you. Well, little shout out,

1:00:59

finally, then on the gift thing to Krief. I'm having the most amazing few weeks in Krief.

1:01:04

If you want to see a vision of Britain working, come to Krief at the moment. I've

1:01:11

ranted on about how amazing the park runs are. I've talked about the incredible work done in

1:01:16

remake of refurbishing staff and the work done by the former teacher at Morrison's on bicycles.

1:01:22

But let me add to this pin of praise. I could add the incredible Beth performance in the McRostee

1:01:28

Park with Strathorne Arts that we saw on Sunday or Rachel and you, Priest, who's turned up,

1:01:33

who's the most incredible woman, who she's married to a GP, two women have a lovely baby,

1:01:38

she's your baby. But amongst all of this excitement was a lady arriving at church saying that

1:01:43

there is a gift for you, Aster. And it's back. I'm going to keep it secret. It was one of these

1:01:49

great moments where she comes up and says, I'm a very, very great fan of Aster Campbell. And I was

1:01:55

expecting her to maybe add something. No, just Aster Campbell. And the gift is coming. And it's

1:01:59

so bagpipe themed gifts I will be coming. Oh, another lovely thing coming from Krief.

1:02:04

Excellent. Excellent. I think we should also maybe say, Roy, this is possibly why you're giving

1:02:10

such love to Krief. You're looking, may I say, sharper and with a better backdrop than you normally

1:02:17

have when you're in Krief. So where are you, Roy? Well, I'd like to, this is this is another great

1:02:21

thing about Krief. This is the Krief leisure centre, which is also the Krief High School.

1:02:27

And it's a really cool investment. Initially, I was a bit nimbly about it because

1:02:32

this and 400 houses has gone just on the edge of where my house is on what used to be part of the

1:02:37

the agricultural land around the house. But I've got to say, it's really great. It's squash courts,

1:02:43

it's a swimming pool, it's a great library, it's a great school. And actually, it was built over

1:02:48

an archaeological site, which is beautifully presented. And I'm really feeling quite good about

1:02:53

Krief. I think we've got about 400 new houses built around my house, which again, you might be tempted

1:02:58

to film them be about, but actually their young families, they're bringing a lot of energy,

1:03:01

the high streets looking much better. So come to Krief. Roy, if you're going to be plugging

1:03:06

Krief as relentlessly as that, I have to give a proper shout out to the Jamman, the Montré Jamman

1:03:13

from Essex. His company is called Saint Dalfour, and he's got an awful lot of flavours.

1:03:20

The thing about Jamroy, you and I have talked about my mental health, shout out for Johnny

1:03:26

Mercer, brilliantly talking about his mental health on our latest episode of Leading.

1:03:30

Keta, my mental health is a Jamjar, which is why Jamzin Port, it's an empty Jamjar that I use as a

1:03:35

tool and that's Labor Mamon. It's the red and white tablecloth on top. Yeah, I know this one.

1:03:41

Well, he sent me 30 odd different flavours. If you'd like to tell me what your favourite flavour of Jam is.

1:03:46

Strawberry. Oh, that's so boring. That's so boring.

1:03:50

Strawberry, raspberry, apricot. Oh, boring, boring, boring. There's a reason they're the great

1:03:56

favourites. It's just like there's a reason why the Labrador is the world's favourite dog.

1:04:00

No, they're a cavalier K. Charles Roy. How can you say you're the friend of King Charles,

1:04:04

and you don't acknowledge that cavalier K. Charles is the best dog in the world.

1:04:09

I've got to sometimes, sometimes, the boring options. There's a reason for it.

1:04:13

Reason why? Okay. An all day breakfast as the greatest meal in the world.

1:04:17

A Labrador is the greatest dog and strawberry jam is the way to go.

1:04:20

Well, I look forward to my backpack cup. Very good. Thank you, Alessandro. See you soon. Bye-bye.

1:04:24

See you soon. Bye-bye.

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