10 Summer NFL Stories That Have Our Attention!

2026-08-13 20:26:00 • 1:41:52

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As a public service, I picked out 10 storylines that have my attention and we're going to

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All right, we are back here on The Ringer NFL Show.

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Join by my friend from The Ringer.

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Billy Gil, Billy, it's been a while, my friend.

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Hey, Shio, how are you?

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Happy fall, I guess.

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What are we buying now?

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Is it fall?

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No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

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no, not fall, but there are pre-season games going on this weekend.

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So we're getting there, we're getting close to hoodie season and pumpkin spice season

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and all that stuff.

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But summer's not over yet.

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We still have August, and you know what August means, Billy?

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We got wall-to-wall training camp coverage, NFL coverage everywhere.

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I look, there's a new story, and I didn't want to make you have to read about every single

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thing that's happening in camp.

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So here's what I did.

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I picked out 10 storylines.

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Okay.

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That may or may not matter.

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I mean, you might think some of these are stupid, but they have my attention, at least.

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I thought they would be fun to talk about.

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And so here's the exercise.

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It's very simple.

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I numbered them one through 10.

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Okay.

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I didn't tell you what headlines, what number.

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You're going to pick a number.

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We're going to go to that topic.

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We're going to discuss it.

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And then we're going to move on to the next one.

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What do you think?

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We can follow those instructions, right?

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Well, I think so.

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It seems simple enough, but like I can, look, hands up, I get distracted sometimes,

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and I try to derail.

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Not intentionally, just happens naturally, but I promise you, I will try to be on my best

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behavior today.

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I will stick to the topic at hand.

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I will try not to veer off and get distracted by other things happening.

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I won't make small talk with you.

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We'll just get straight down to business because I could ask you, like, I thought I saw

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pictures of you at training camp for the Eagles last week out there with the shores,

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taking things in firsthand, doing some reporting possibly.

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Who's on the ground?

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I was going to ask you how that went.

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It's going to ask you how summer's going.

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You mentioned pumpkin spice lattes.

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I was going to ask you if you're a pumpkin guy, if you kind of dabble with any pumpkin

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beverages as the season goes on, but we're not going to do that straight to the point

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today.

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Well, nobody wants that.

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You know, nobody wants that.

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I know nobody wants that.

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So we will veer.

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I have a feeling we'll veer off topic for the record.

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I do like pumpkin flavor things.

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Really?

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And I was at Eagles Training Camp for a couple of days.

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So there you go.

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See?

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I already, we already covered those things and summer's going great.

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So there we go.

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Do you do just like pumpkin or do you indulge in other seasonal drinks as well?

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Well, I wouldn't say the pumpkin drink is my favorite, but like a pumpkin bread, a

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pumpkin muffin.

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You know, I do like those things.

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Coffee, I generally am just sticking to black coffee or ice black coffee.

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Really?

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I'll do an, you know, an open milk latte from time to time up.

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I'm feeling a little dangerous.

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And as the calendar rolls on, do you get into like the peppermint and all of those two?

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No.

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No.

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No.

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But now because we need something to talk about in November and December.

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Yeah.

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And I don't want to run out of topics.

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So it's a work day issue February groundhog say.

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Is it actually groundhogs day?

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It is.

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There you go.

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Really?

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Was that, was that something that you enjoyed or didn't like as you get up?

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It's fine.

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It's not like a big holiday.

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So no one really, you know, it's not, it's just like, you know, oh, yeah, just see

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your shadow.

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It gets old a little bit, but you know what?

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We power through Billy for 43 years.

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Yeah.

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I'm telling you, my age, we have power through the groundhog state jokes.

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And here we are ready to talk NFL.

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All right, give me a number one through 10.

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What do you got?

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What's your favorite number?

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I, you know, I like three because Al and I were saying was like my favorite player.

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So yeah, that was always up there for me.

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But you don't have to pick that.

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Let's go with six, double your favorite number.

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Okay.

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Dr. J. That one works as well.

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All right.

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Number six, Billy.

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Okay.

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So we're going with, you know, I feel like every NFL podcast here should be sending Mike

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Sandel something.

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Oh.

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Maybe a gift card for a pumpkin spice latte.

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Maybe just a thank you.

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No, you know, whatever, because Mike Sandel of the athletic, my friend Mike Sandel does

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the quarterback tears and has been doing them for a very long time where he pulls 50 coaches

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and execs and he lays out exactly who these people are, what their roles are in the NFL.

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And he does tears and he ranks them and every NFL podcast, every TV show.

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Everyone gets content out of this great idea by Mike Sandel.

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Billy, so have you, did you check out Mike Sandel's quarterback tears on the athletic?

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Okay.

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I will tell you this.

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I saw that it was out there.

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I perused a little bit.

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I didn't do deep ties.

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I didn't do like great studies.

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A lot of information.

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I saw that he had a panel of people that he went and that's how this works out.

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I think he asked what like 50 people for his panel.

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And it's, who is it that Sandel?

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You're not on the panel, right?

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You're just his friend.

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I don't know that I've ever been on the panel.

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Have you ever been on the panel?

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Well, that's probably not true.

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But I would like to be asked to be on more panels.

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I have certain things that I would like to do that I haven't yet.

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And I'm thinking some of them as I get older, I'm not going to, right?

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So for example, a panel of any kind, I would love to be part of a panel.

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I don't even need my name out there.

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Just me knowing I'm part of the panel would be fine.

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So like if it's an anonymous panel of whatever good enough for me, I'll do that.

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Maybe like voters also, like for like the highest man.

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I've never got to vote on anything.

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Yeah, I'd love, I mean, you in the elections, right?

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But I would like my supporting privileges to be perfectly honest with you.

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Like honestly, I would probably treasure that more than my civic duty just because and this

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sounds bad and privileged, obviously.

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But like that was something that I was born with.

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So I didn't have to earn it.

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You know what I mean?

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As bad as that sounds.

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So and I'll probably have to apologize for that because it makes me insensitive.

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But I'd like to earn the right to vote for like postseason award.

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You know what else I've always wanted to be part of, which I think it's too late now just

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because I'm getting older.

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And I'll say my age, I'm 39, you said you're 43 before I don't care.

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I'll say, I think I think the two of us are probably two old for like the up and

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comers list that like the media sites will put out at some point.

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I can't make a 40 under 40 billion.

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This is my last year.

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This is your year.

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It's not looking good.

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I don't think 40 under 40 is going to happen for me anywhere.

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And you know, once you have 40, I don't think you can hit like the awful announcing up

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and comers, people to watch.

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No, there's no 50 under 50.

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No, it's done.

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Just look at us too unaccomplished, guys.

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Well, I disagree because this is going to be such a great podcast and you're going to

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kill it in this question specifically.

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Okay.

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So I'm going to start the rise and the campaign for Billy Gale 40 under 40.

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So here's what I want to do, Billy.

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You peruse the list.

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I went through the list and some people might want to argue the top 10 who's the goat

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all that.

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I went to the bottom and I looked at not all the way at the bottom.

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I don't want to give any hints, but I looked for the meanest things that the exact set

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about quarterbacks.

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And so we're going to do a little game.

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I'm going to read you a quote about something meme that an exact set about a quarterback

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and you're going to try to guess the quarterback.

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Are you with I like this game?

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Yes.

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No, but it was playing along at home.

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It's all quarterbacks who played last year.

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So there's no rookies involved in this and you might ask, well, it's all starters.

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It was all guys who at least started games last season or could start games this season.

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That's the criteria if you're trying to narrow it down here.

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Okay.

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So the first one, I'd sleep like a baby if I got to play him every week.

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One defensive coordinator said, very mean.

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I'd sleep like a baby if I got to play him every week.

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Billy, who do you think is there a quarterback where you say, huh, I bet sub defensive coordinator

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said that about this guy.

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Well, it's, you know, as you mentioned, it's not going to be any of the top quarterbacks.

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This is the bottom of the list where it gets tricky is that they started last year.

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They have a chance to start this year because then I mean, to what could be in play, he

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started last year.

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I saw that he's starting for the Falcons this preseason game this week after they had

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kind of like a mess at the quarterback situation where everyone was injured, released or recently

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signed a division two guy that was going out there for a little bit was going to be their

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starter.

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It could be a, oh, you know, I'm going to guess just because I want to feel, I don't want

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to drag this on too long.

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You know, I'm going to guess just because I like to say his name, Tyler Schuck.

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Tyler Schuck.

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All right.

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Good guess there.

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Billy, it is not Tyler Schuck.

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It is Shadour Sanders.

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Oh, no.

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I don't want to give anything away.

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So we don't have to get into a big Shadour conversation right now because we might be talking

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a little browns later in the podcast.

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All right.

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That was the first one.

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Yeah.

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All right.

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So the next one here.

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Wow.

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So Shadour's now off the board.

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We're not going to go.

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We're not going to go to board.

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We're not going to do the same back twice.

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All right.

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All right.

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An offensive coach said, football looks hard for him.

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Is there a quarterback where you say, ah, I could say, ah, I'm going to say, ah, I

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could say a coach saying, ah, yeah, football actually does look kind of hard for this guy.

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I got to be honest with you.

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I think that's more insulting than the last one was.

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The last one was I wouldn't lose sleep over facing him, right?

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And this one is football looks hard for him.

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That seems a lot meaner.

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I think this is the minus one.

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I think you're right.

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Even the other ones I'm going to read, I think that is a mean thing to say to someone

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who's made it to the NFL, you know, football looks hard for him.

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Oh, Tyler Schuck is still on the board, but we're not going to guess him every time.

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No, let's see.

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I don't think it's Jackson Dart.

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He's a rookie, but he had a good season last year.

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It's kind of scanning them going through a list of divisions.

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It's probably no one in the AFCE's because Gino's done good enough that they wouldn't

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say that.

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Could it be Bryce Young?

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Not Bryce Young.

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Oh, but good guess.

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JJ McCarthy.

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Oh, I looked right past him.

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How did that happen?

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You said NFC North.

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Now you did say every division.

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And we might be talking about JJ McCarthy later in the pod.

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So we're these in a nice tease to set up the rest of the show here.

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I think I think I think that was a trick question.

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I think that was a trick question because I was looking at present starters and there

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may have been already an assignment of a starter on that team and he was not on the list

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I was looking at.

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So I'm going to, you know, it's still unfortunate for JJ.

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But yeah, I feel bad for it.

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And it wasn't offensive coach.

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I guess it's possible.

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This was Kevin O'Connell who said football was hard for him.

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But I just, I don't know who this looks like.

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He can't, like we can get into this.

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I think we'll get into it.

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Yeah, it doesn't seem like he's his biggest fan.

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All right, last one here, Billy.

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Okay.

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For this one.

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He is what he is physically.

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He looks like a high school kid out there.

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Sheesh.

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Somebody said about this quarterback.

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He is what he is physically.

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He looks like a high school kid out there.

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What do you think?

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Last time I feel like you went through every division, this one that you just been,

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bam, first name comes to mind.

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I think the problem is the, the first name that comes to mind right off the top of my head,

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I think it's too good to be on this list, which is Jade and Daniels because he's a smaller

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guy.

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Also, possibly a high schooler, but a freaky athletic high schooler, Kyler Murray.

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But we just did JJ.

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So it's not going to be Kyler.

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I would think or I'm overthinking this.

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And then there's also, if I don't want to double guess, Bryce is there too.

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Could this one be Bryce?

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Because I feel like Bryce, even though he had a decent season last year, he's still ripe

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for being criticized.

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To what could, to his also a small guy, but I think that people are just leaving him alone.

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They kind of know to his, to his done in this situation.

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Oh, all right.

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We need an answer.

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I'm going to say Jade and even though he's too good because I just guess Bryce is the

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last one, but it's down to those two from here.

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I'm going to say Jade and Daniels.

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Bryce Young.

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It's okay.

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It's okay.

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It's okay.

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I can't on the floor.

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Yeah.

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Listen, you were close to it.

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He is what he is physically.

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He looks like a high school kid out there.

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Bryce Young.

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Alright.

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So those were some of the meaner things that voters said in Mike Sandos, QB Tears column

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on the athletic, which everyone can check out.

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Can I ask you a question?

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Let's say you were on this panel, right?

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And we're going to give you a cloak of anonymity.

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So no one's going to know that you were to say this.

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Who would be the person that you would put on the bottom of the list of sheels tears?

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The worst quarterback in the NFL?

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Yeah.

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If you were ranking them.

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Oh man.

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That's tough.

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I think JJ McCarthy would probably, you know, JJ McCarthy would be down there.

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Okay.

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Shedor Sanders would be down there.

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I can tell you, you know who would have been, I would have had the quote because he talks

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to 50 people.

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So not everyone gets their quote in there.

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I think I would have gotten a quote in on Daniel Jones, where I would have, where I would

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have been like, seems like a nice guy.

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He played eight good games and those bozos in India paid in $50 million coming off in

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Achilles.

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I, you know, I would love to have the job security.

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So I would have some spicy like that.

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Where I would someone's coming after Chris Pally and the Indianapolis Colts.

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I feel like land the plane, Billy, but it would have been meener.

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I feel I was going to say I feel like on the level of like hot sauces.

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Like that was still like somewhere to the mild to medium.

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And I'm wondering, and this is a good thing for you.

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I'm wondering if you're capable even under a cloak of anonymity to actually be mean and

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talk badly about some of you.

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Oh, yeah.

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Oh, 100%.

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Okay.

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Say something bad about the shop.

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No, no.

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That would be easy.

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I think that would be an easy one.

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Yeah.

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But you didn't want to get in trouble earlier for the voting thing.

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Yeah.

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You get in trouble here.

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So I suggest we just move on to the next number.

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Let's do your favorite number three, three.

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Oh, wow.

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It's like you have a copy of my Google Doc, which you don't, but this is like, did Billy

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because this is the newsiest item I think on the list.

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Okay.

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And it's a great jumping off point for the last conversation because here's the headline.

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Vikings named Kyler Murray, starting QB over JJ McCarthy.

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This is from Alec Lewis of the athletic reporting that Kevin O'Connell met with both

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quarterbacks announced his decision.

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Kyler Murray spoke to the media.

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He's going to be the starter, which I got to say, this feels very early to call a quarterback

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competition.

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If you're a team, I feel like it was almost a Kevin O'Connell's like, I don't want to be

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dealing with this anymore.

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In case Kyler Murray has like three bad days of practice and JJ McCarthy has a couple

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good passes and then people are writing, hey, there's a real close quote.

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A quarterback competition.

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He's like, I just want to end this now so we can move on.

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But what was your take on Kyler Murray being named the starter in Minnesota?

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I think it's similar to yours, right?

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We're just kind of like, why now?

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Why are we doing this so early?

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Unless this was always what he wanted, right?

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Like this almost seems like this is an inside job and we talked about it in the last topic.

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It seems like Kevin O'Connell is not the biggest JJ McCarthy fan.

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And we kind of, you know, if you go back to like last season, we saw there was somewhat

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of a power struggle between him and the former GM, Quesiodoff, Fomensa.

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And he was a very big like JJ McCarthy guy, honestly, to the very end.

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And it's probably what got him fired that along with, I guess, taking paternity or whatever

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that story was, which is weird that he disappeared and he loved his family too much.

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And like, this guy doesn't care enough about football.

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He's got to get out of here.

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But yeah, this is a weird thing.

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His reputation as of late for the past couple of seasons has been, I can make something out

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of a mid-level veteran quarterback.

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And then I can get them the big contract.

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And then I'll bring in another mid-level, you know, in terms of like salary quarterback.

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And I can always make it work with them.

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He did it with Kurt Cousins a couple years ago.

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Kurt Cousins end goes on and he signs a massive four-year, like,

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$180 million contract or something like that, right?

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Then he does it with Sam Darnold and Sam Darnold.

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Everybody was like, whoa, what's going on here?

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And then we got into that power struggle where it was time for Sam Darnold to get paid.

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And the former GM said, you know what?

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I would rather kind of do this on the cheap.

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And I think there's value in the young quarterbacks like, let's do that.

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I think for both those guys, Billy, I would say Kevin O'Connell probably wanted to keep

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Kurt Cousins and then probably wanted to keep Sam Darnold and wasn't able to do either.

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Or at least it feels like that's the messaging he's getting out there, you know?

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It feels like to me.

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Wow, that's a good job by him because then he's like never in the wrong, especially with

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Sam Darnold, right?

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Because Sam Darnold, I think what ended up obviously doing the GM in is like, well, he

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won the Super Bowl.

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So you were totally wrong about that and Jay-Jay McCarthy was a disaster.

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So I feel like I hope that they do find the quarterback.

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I don't think that it's Kyler Murray long term, right?

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But Kyler Murray seems to kind of be this blueprint, right?

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Which is bringing a proven guy that's good enough in the league.

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He's not going to be very expensive.

19:58

The reason he's not expensive is because the Cardinals basically told him like, get out

20:02

of here.

20:03

So the Vikings are only going to pay him like one point something million dollars for the

20:06

year.

20:07

But again, he's a free agent after this season.

20:10

And I believe that he has something in his contract where he can't get tagged.

20:15

So he's going to be a free agent no matter what.

20:18

And if he does do what he's hoping to do and rebuild his career and the Vikings again

20:23

are unwilling to give him the money now, there's different leadership in place.

20:26

So maybe they will give them the money if it works out.

20:28

But this could be a situation where now we're running into the Jay-Jay McCarthy question

20:32

again next year, right?

20:34

Is do we give him another chance?

20:35

And the crazy thing about Jay-Jay McCarthy, I was looking this up.

20:39

Jay-Jay McCarthy's been in the league.

20:40

He was drafted in 2024.

20:41

He had a season ending injury.

20:43

He hasn't really played all the many games, right?

20:45

Like they brought him in and he hasn't really shown himself all that much.

20:50

Jay-Jay McCarthy is still younger than three quarterbacks who were drafted in this year's draft alone.

20:55

He's younger than Tyson.

20:56

And he's younger than Carson Beck.

20:58

And he's younger than your guy, Cole Payton, who was drafted by the Eagles, like a fifth round

21:02

or whatever.

21:03

So that one we won't pay that much.

21:04

I was very curious about who my guy was going to be there.

21:07

Yeah, Cole Payton.

21:08

You're not a big Cole Payton guy in North Dakota State.

21:10

It's fine.

21:11

Go ahead.

21:11

Yeah.

21:12

Nice lefty.

21:13

I like a lefty.

21:14

Well, I just, it's a weird situation because of NIL on the way that college sports are

21:17

going now, right?

21:19

Jay-Jay wins a national championship.

21:21

He was brought in.

21:22

I think there was questions by everyone as to whether or not he would actually be like

21:26

an NFL caliber starting quarterback.

21:28

And now after basically one year, because he misses first year, he's been totally ridden

21:32

off while there's people entering the league who are still older than him.

21:37

But we've kind of just decided like Jay-Jay doesn't have it.

21:39

And maybe that's fair and maybe it's not.

21:41

Yeah, we'll see if he remains with the Vikings or gets traded.

21:45

But I think to your point about KOC, maybe being done with Jay-Jay McCarthy, this was

21:50

in that athletic article.

21:51

It said, it is well known around the league.

21:54

Jay-Jay McCarthy's play in 2025, war on Kevin O'Connell and the offensive staff.

22:01

That as much as anything else contributed to month's long projections of Kyler Murray

22:07

as the starter.

22:08

So I do think there's some politicking going on with KOC, some messaging going on because

22:13

you even mentioned it.

22:14

I think KOC, maybe his greatest strength is he's able to work with Brian Flores.

22:19

That's really been, their defense has been good every year.

22:22

That's really carried them even last year.

22:24

They go nine and eight because their defense is really good.

22:27

If you look at it statistically, their offense has never been top 10 with any of these quarterbacks.

22:32

Even when they were winning a lot of games with Kurt Cuddes and Sam Darnold and them.

22:36

KOC had that quote, I don't know if you remember this a few years ago where he's like,

22:41

quarterbacks don't fail organizations.

22:44

Organizations fail quarterbacks.

22:45

Oh, it's like, oh, baby, this guy knows ball.

22:48

It's all about, do you put him in a good situation?

22:51

And now it's like, well, okay, go prove it.

22:53

So I'm putting KOC on Fraudwatch where I'm not saying he's a fraud coach of the year,

23:00

former coach of the year.

23:01

I think it's potentially, he potentially could be a fraud.

23:04

I want to see how this year plays out because I actually think Kyler Murray, he sets a floor

23:11

you know, he's not like, oh, I love Kyler Murray.

23:13

He's great.

23:14

You guys don't understand.

23:15

He's underrated.

23:16

But I'm kind of like, he gives you the floor of like the 20th best quarterback in the NFL,

23:21

which actually could be enough, given Justin Jefferson and Jordan Addison and the offensive

23:25

line and Brian Flores.

23:27

Like if KOC is a good coach, I actually think this should work and they should at least

23:32

be a playoff team this year.

23:33

Can I give you a way to early juicy prediction or juicy thing to look out for?

23:40

Let me get ready.

23:41

First big prediction on the ringer NFL show 2026.

23:45

All right.

23:46

What do you got?

23:47

Okay.

23:48

This is unfortunate.

23:49

Kyler Murray isn't going to be the long term solution.

23:53

He's either going to flop or he's going to sign elsewhere.

23:56

Someone's going to be dumb.

23:57

Someone's going to say, you know what?

23:58

We're going to give him the thing.

23:59

That's not the prediction.

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The prediction involves Kyler no longer being in the picture.

24:03

Whether it's good or bad, I'm not entirely certain.

24:05

I'm leaning more towards bad than good, but he's not going to be in the picture.

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But you know who might enter that picture strolling in next year.

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Someone who's a quarterback that's proven, but last week, news came out that he was maybe

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not too happy with the situation.

24:22

I think KOC might find his guy in Baker Mayfield next year.

24:26

Next stop season.

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I like that season.

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I could say it.

24:29

I like that.

24:30

That's a good one.

24:31

Baker Mayfield goes to KOC.

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I'm trying to remember if they crossed over at all with the Rams.

24:37

And they always crossed paths.

24:39

Everybody knows everybody.

24:40

I mean, come on.

24:41

Exactly.

24:42

Small, small circles.

24:43

They're all going the same resorts in Cabo, golfing at the same places in Florida.

24:47

Yeah, they know what they're doing.

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Okay.

24:50

I like that.

24:51

Billy calling a shot.

24:52

Baker Mayfield, Minnesota Viking 2027.

24:54

Now, last thing on this story, Billy.

24:56

Yes.

24:57

This is a game called, should we get him or should we leave him alone?

25:02

Okay.

25:03

I like this game.

25:04

How does it work?

25:05

There's a media insider who tweeted about JJ McCarthy, who apparently upset a lot of people.

25:13

So I need you to tell me it's warranted.

25:16

You can go get him or you can say everybody, settle down.

25:19

Okay.

25:20

It's not that big of the deal.

25:21

So this is Michigan alum, Adam Schaefter, when he tweeted the news, he said, and this

25:26

made it to awful announcing.

25:27

That's how I saw it, awful announcing, was like, oh, they're like, he's carry and water

25:32

for JJ McCarthy.

25:33

So here's what he tweeted.

25:34

JJ McCarthy missed his entire rookie season due to injury and started just 10 games last

25:40

year with Minnesota winning six of them.

25:43

Now the still only 23 year old will be forced to be a backup.

25:50

Do you have issue with that tweet, Billy?

25:52

Are you saying everybody just get offline, go touch grass, and let's not make a big deal

25:57

out of this.

25:59

I think that it was important when you said at the beginning, Michigan alum, because

26:02

then we kind of got maybe your thoughts as to why he was tweeting that situation out

26:07

there.

26:08

I think it's a really big deal.

26:14

Who cares?

26:15

We can't say that, Billy, because in the grand scheme of things, nothing we talk about

26:18

really matters.

26:19

Well, that's true, too, but we can't say that part out loud.

26:22

That part we need to kind of keep towards.

26:24

I feel like Adam Schaefter has his tweets scrutinized in the sports world more than

26:30

necessarily so.

26:31

You know what I mean?

26:32

And very infrequently, is it actually an opinion, which this clearly was?

26:38

For the most part, it's like, here's news.

26:40

This guy steps out and hears an opinion and everyone's like, get out of here, shut up,

26:44

man.

26:45

You're just being excuses for JJ McCarthy.

26:47

Shil, you want to know a fun fact before we move on?

26:49

Please.

26:50

One time I was on a cruise with Adam Schaefter's mom.

26:54

It was like two years ago.

26:58

I didn't know what was going on.

27:00

I was in an elevator.

27:01

I was wearing an ESPN LA hat that was like one of those things that they just kind of

27:05

like give out like a swag type thing.

27:07

And I was going up.

27:09

We forgot something in our room.

27:11

We were at a pier, a dock, whatever.

27:13

I had to run back in to go get my daughter's floaties.

27:15

We had forgotten it.

27:16

So I get in the elevator.

27:18

I'm staying on like the fifth floor or something.

27:19

So it's a very short ride.

27:21

Five floors up.

27:22

And I'm wearing this ESPN hat and this lovely woman says to me, oh, like do you work at

27:29

ESPN, which is like a weird thing to ask because he has been to big brand.

27:32

And I was like, well, I used to, you know, I got this hat.

27:34

I would say, oh, my son works at ESPN.

27:37

Maybe you know him.

27:38

And I was like, oh, you know, I was, I wasn't in Bristol that much, you know, like I

27:42

cross pass like what you thought some production assistant.

27:45

Yes, because she said something like she's in the football department.

27:49

I was like, oh, like, okay.

27:51

Like, who's like, whatever.

27:52

It's like, his name's Adam.

27:53

I'm like, oh, good shadow.

27:54

I don't know.

27:55

Like, Christy, Adam Schaefter.

27:56

I'm like, you're Adam Schaefter's mom.

27:57

I'm like, why did you set this up this way?

28:00

And then as she says, Adam Schaefter's mom, the door open, she's like, okay, I got to

28:05

go like to Bingo.

28:06

And I'm like, okay, I got to go.

28:07

And I was like, wait, what just happened in my life right now?

28:11

So sure enough, Adam Schaefter's mom confirmed with him.

28:13

She was on a cruise that weekend.

28:15

She seems lovely.

28:16

She was great.

28:17

And so everyone leave him alone, I think is our conclusion.

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There.

28:21

All right.

28:22

Let's take a break.

28:23

We come back.

28:24

We got through two of these.

28:25

Now, do we have to pick up the pace a little bit?

28:26

No, we're having such a good time.

28:28

That will see.

28:29

So let's take a break.

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All right, we are back here with Billy Gell.

29:49

I think we've gotten through two of these bill at the first break here.

29:52

So we might have to pick up the page.

29:54

I focus here.

29:55

We haven't talked in a while.

29:56

We have a lot of catching up to do so it's not our fault if we go a little longer.

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We go a little longer.

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All right, what do you got?

30:02

What's the next number?

30:03

All right.

30:04

Number.

30:05

We've done three and six.

30:06

Let's do five.

30:08

Five.

30:09

Okay, we're scrolling down to five.

30:10

No more stories, you'll.

30:12

No, listen, if you got a good one, I want to hear it.

30:15

Okay.

30:16

Now this isn't interesting.

30:17

Well, I'm really curious to hear your take on this because the headline is bills respond

30:21

to criticism over poor sightlines at new high mark stadium.

30:27

This is from the athletic.

30:29

The bills unveiled their $2.2 billion stadium, which as the article points out, $850 million

30:38

of taxpayer money billy for this stadium.

30:42

They have an open practice for the bills and all of a sudden people are posting on social

30:47

media.

30:48

Their sightlines are blocked by railings or cable wires or stair landings.

30:53

They're saying, I was promised these views when I signed up for season tickets and got

30:58

my personal seat license.

30:59

They showed me a picture of what my view was going to be like.

31:01

Then I get to the stadium.

31:03

It looks like something different than people are complaining about the scoreboards.

31:07

They're saying this is poor audio.

31:09

You know, with that being piped in here, they're saying, I paid for seats that are under

31:14

a canopy.

31:15

And guess what?

31:16

It's pouring during this practice and they're getting drenched.

31:20

So there's all these complaints about what's happening at the stadium.

31:25

Bill's respond to it in the media and they're like, oh, you know, that was less than 1%

31:29

of the people who had complaints.

31:30

It actually everything went great and we'll address any issues that are not great.

31:35

So what do you think here?

31:36

This is a social media story where the word was spreading and good job by the reporters

31:42

trying to follow up on it.

31:44

What do you think?

31:45

I feel like this happens every time they open new stadiums, but I totally get the outrage.

31:52

If you have to buy a PSL for your seat and then all of a sudden, this is not what I was

31:58

told.

31:59

And I'm assuming that what they did because obviously all that stuff is sold before

32:03

the stadium.

32:04

And I doubt that they're struggling to sell those seats in this new stadium.

32:07

So they probably had one of those online virtual, this is what your seat view would look

32:12

like.

32:13

I would imagine that whoever was coming up with that program didn't have any obstructive

32:17

view seating.

32:18

Everything was like perfect.

32:20

Like, wow, this seat supposed to be in an end zone, but here it looks like I'm on the

32:23

50 yard line.

32:24

I'm like, yeah, it's crazy.

32:25

Every seat looks like you're on the 50 yard line.

32:28

That's just how things are at the new high marks stadium.

32:31

It was one like practice, right?

32:33

Like I guess these things figured out you can't move railings though.

32:36

So that situation probably won't be resumed.

32:39

I don't know how you fix the railing situation or if there's like an overhang or a column.

32:44

Like those things are pretty, those things are pretty solid and are not going to be moving.

32:48

So I don't know if you like, what do you do?

32:50

You move their seat.

32:51

Like do you credit them in some way?

32:53

I don't think that the bills mafia also would be like, okay, you know what?

32:57

I'm, I'm just going to choose not to go.

32:59

In fact, as we're talking this out, I got to tell you something.

33:03

I don't like this one bit from bills mafia.

33:06

Those mafia is supposed to be this rough and rugged group.

33:10

They jump through tables.

33:12

They pour ketchup and mustard all over themselves.

33:14

They light things on fire.

33:17

What are these complaints about?

33:19

It was raining on me under a canopy.

33:21

I thought that this is a bunch that took pride in being out in blizzards without shirts

33:27

on and they were so rugged and tough.

33:29

And now rain is bothering them.

33:31

Like, I don't like this, you.

33:33

The scoreboard like, okay, fine.

33:35

I call them.

33:36

I feel like, you know what?

33:37

Let's make this part of our character.

33:38

Did you see that in that stadium?

33:40

They built like fake broken tables as part of like the aesthetic.

33:44

So they do not, they have mock like tables that are broken because they jump through broken

33:48

tables built into parts of the stadium.

33:52

So it looks like it, but it's just like art installations.

33:55

That's the bills mafia that we need to be hearing from.

33:57

Not the ones that are complaining about the fact that I wasn't under a canopy.

34:03

Let's look, tough luck that you're not under a canopy.

34:05

This is not the bills way.

34:06

What are they complaining about, Shield?

34:08

I turned on this.

34:09

I was on their side.

34:10

Also I would say $850 million of public money seems like a lot, but in like modern sports

34:19

public stadium finance deals like, sounds like that's only like a third of it, which seems

34:23

like that's a big contribution from the team, right?

34:26

All right.

34:27

So Billy just, you know, sticking up for the man, you know, billionaire.

34:32

You should pay for their stadiums.

34:33

Who cares if you can't see their building, you know, their building a stadium for you.

34:40

You should suck it up.

34:41

No.

34:42

While they're sitting on their throes, they play a great and you know what?

34:47

That's your problem because we live in a capitalistic society and you're not working hard

34:51

enough to make enough money to be those owners.

34:55

And you know what?

34:56

That's on you.

34:57

That's not on them.

34:58

It's listen, I didn't think that was going to be this take.

35:00

I feel like I know them relatively well.

35:02

That exactly what I said.

35:03

It's an interesting Zag.

35:04

I don't agree with that.

35:05

I personally think that if you pay thousands of dollars and you funded this stadium and

35:10

you show up and you can't see that you have a valid reason to, you know, speak up about

35:16

it.

35:17

But some people want people like you silenced and think, you know what?

35:21

It's not their problem.

35:22

So we don't, we don't have to agree on everything, Billy.

35:25

I guess we're just not going to see eye to eye on this one.

35:29

But I will say this.

35:30

And come around in the playoffs and start talking about this great home field advantage

35:33

and how tough and rowdy this is when we're complaining about rain.

35:36

Please get out of here.

35:38

What I actually think here is I agree with what you said initially, which is like they

35:42

just opened the stadium.

35:43

There's probably going to be some unforeseen issues when you build a thing that big.

35:47

Oh, she was sliding with the man now.

35:50

As long as they don't, now I don't like that they said the thing about, oh, this was

35:54

less than 1% of the people.

35:55

It's like who cares?

35:56

If there's a, you know, even if it was like three people that still three people who

35:59

paid that much money, I will give them some patience.

36:03

Let's wait.

36:04

If it's week one of the regular season and these are still issues, then I'm going to come

36:08

on here and really crush them.

36:10

But I will give them a short amount of time to remedy the situation.

36:13

I did see this scrolling through Twitter this week because I had seen that there had been

36:18

complaints.

36:19

And I saw that I guess the head of whatever, whoever the spokesperson was that they were

36:23

asking about this was basically like, there's 1.6 million square feet.

36:28

Like, what are we going to do?

36:29

He's like, listen, there's over 27,000 actionable items here.

36:34

We're going to handle them one at a time.

36:35

It's like 27,000 after one game.

36:39

Like, how is that the case?

36:41

That's way too many.

36:43

Yeah.

36:44

He's basically like, it's a big building.

36:45

What do you want me to do about it?

36:47

No, it's not like we're building a little tent on the front lawn.

36:50

It's like, all right.

36:51

But I think you probably need to respond a little better.

36:54

A little better, yeah.

36:55

I read this in code.

36:56

It's like, all right, that seems like a weird way to address it.

36:59

All right.

37:00

So we're going to keep our eyes.

37:01

We're not going to let them get away with this bill's fancy.

37:03

There's still issues when you go.

37:05

Yeah.

37:06

Tweeter shield.

37:07

He's going to handle this.

37:08

We have me and then me and Billy will have a nice debate about it.

37:12

I'll read it out.

37:13

Last one.

37:14

I was like, I'm by better sense.

37:16

Yeah.

37:17

All right.

37:18

What's next here?

37:19

Let's do number.

37:20

All right.

37:21

We've done three, five, and six.

37:22

Man, we're flying now.

37:23

Let's do number nine.

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All right.

37:27

We're scrolling down here to number nine.

37:29

Oh, baby.

37:30

This is this is right down your alley, Billy.

37:32

I hope you check this one out before the pie.

37:34

This is a story in ESPN with the headline inside Dan Quinn's master plan to revive the

37:43

commander.

37:44

So this is a summer storyline, Washington commanders, Dan Quinn's on the hot sea.

37:49

They're not.

37:50

I feel like they're not a team that's getting a lot of buzz this summer.

37:53

You don't know what's like.

37:54

They're going to suck.

37:55

They're going to be good.

37:56

They're just kind of in that middle tier of NFL team where they're not getting a lot

38:01

of NFL attention.

38:02

So you know what Dan Quinn did, Billy?

38:04

He looked at last year and he said, we got to be sharper.

38:08

We need to be hungrier and we need to focus more on the detail.

38:14

So he's doing all these.

38:15

Did you see all the things he's doing?

38:17

Yeah.

38:18

This is a long article.

38:19

What stood out to you?

38:20

And then I can give you a mic lift now.

38:21

I saw that he has decided to focus on team building and fun and like let's not make

38:27

things boring.

38:28

So he's started implementing spelling bees and basketball shooting contests between

38:32

players and coaches and table tennis and friendship quizzes, whatever that is.

38:37

And he's doing trivia and he's having contests where they finish the songs.

38:41

And to me, it's kind of like, Dan, I feel like you might be off your rocker, bud.

38:47

I feel like we may be losing it here.

38:49

I feel like this is the approach we're taking.

38:52

The writing might be on the wall.

38:53

You got rid of your OC and your DC last year and you're like, I can't be stagnant.

38:57

We need to make changes.

38:59

So we're bringing an OC and a new DC and it's kind of like, that's great.

39:02

But you also kind of got to get back to the NFC championship game situation and focus a

39:08

little less on the spelling bees and the trivia of friendship quizzes and all of that stuff.

39:12

You know, it's fun.

39:13

I'm glad that he's reached this point in his life where like, you know, he's probably

39:16

wearing Hawaiian shirts outside of work and stuff like that.

39:18

It's a little more focus on the exes and os, you know, unless on a friendship.

39:25

You know what?

39:26

I think that like everything that commanders have done this off season distracts from the

39:30

fact that the roster isn't very good.

39:33

You know, it's like the GM, I feel like it's just Adam Peters is skating a log.

39:37

Then it's like Dan Quinn's just like true.

39:39

He's basically like, I have to try everything I can to save my job.

39:42

I'm fire and coordinators left and right.

39:44

I'm higher and new guys who have never done the job before.

39:47

We're playing ping pong.

39:48

We're doing spelling bees.

39:49

We got, they have this video leader board, Billy in the facility, which it's like, all

39:53

other teams have that, you know, it, you track stuff that happens on field, but it's

39:57

not just stuff that happens on field.

39:59

It tracks, you get points for stuff like preparation and engagement in the meeting rooms.

40:04

Like what is this seventh grade where it's like, oh, all right, this guy gets a, gets

40:08

an e for participation because he raised his hand in the meeting.

40:11

So there's, you weren't joking.

40:13

People might think you're joking about the friendship quizzes.

40:15

The friendship quizzes is an actual thing where it was described in the article as two

40:20

sets of two players must answer questions about how well they know each other, which I'll

40:26

be honest.

40:27

This type of story, if it's like a team that's really good and you think has it stuffed

40:32

together, you're like, oh, that's cool.

40:34

You know, they're building a connection.

40:35

When it's a team that kind of stunk last year and no one has high expectations for, you're

40:40

sort of like, what in the world are they doing?

40:42

I tell you what this has written all over it.

40:46

This has first year Mike McDaniel head coach written all over it where it's like, oh,

40:52

it's this kooky guy and he's coming in and he's the fun coach with the pants and the sunglasses

40:57

and the sneakers with the tags on it.

40:59

And they're like, wow, he's so inventive.

41:01

He sees things differently, which like Dan Quinn and Mike McDaniel look like on the opposite

41:06

spectrum of like cool and like how they would like handled things, right?

41:10

Like Dan Quinn is closer to like Biker gang.

41:12

I think that like Mike McDaniel is.

41:14

I agree with that.

41:15

I can't see him like, you know, in the off season, he goes on his hog, his son,

41:20

like a nice guy in a Biker gang.

41:22

Yeah, yeah.

41:23

Not dangerous.

41:24

Yeah.

41:25

No, he's welcoming, but he has the leather vest.

41:27

It has the name of the Biker gang on it.

41:29

His head is a little bit red because you haven't put the sunscreen on.

41:32

He has the sunglasses sunburn around his eyes, but he's like a fun Biker gang, but like

41:37

he's part of, he likes to go out on the weekend ride his motorcycle.

41:40

Yeah.

41:41

This is that where you're like, it was the same with McDaniel.

41:42

He's like, wow, this guy's like, he's so fun, man.

41:44

He's young.

41:45

He has all these offensive, inventive ideas and all this stuff.

41:48

And then like by year four, it's like, oh, he had absolutely no control of the team at

41:54

the end.

41:55

Like whatsoever.

41:56

Like players and captains were just picking and choosing when they wanted to participate

41:59

and show up at meetings and like, this is like not exactly how you succeed.

42:04

And I wonder now like Dan Quinn, because in the articles, kind of like, yeah, you know,

42:08

in Atlanta, he didn't really like, you know, focus on these things.

42:12

Almost felt like this is like, dance thinking like, ah, this is towards the end of like my,

42:17

you know, run here as like a head coach.

42:19

Like, let's go out having fun.

42:20

And it's like, but also you can go out by not getting fired because you're just doing

42:26

these things that are not necessarily going to impact how your team is playing.

42:29

Yeah.

42:30

It just seems like a strange area to now.

42:32

Listen, in my night, I'm not saying he's spending his all day on this.

42:35

He just feels like I look at the roster and I'm like, they were injured last year.

42:40

Jayden Daniels was injured last year.

42:43

And there should be a better roster around him, you know, at this point in his career

42:47

after what he did as a rookie.

42:49

And there's not.

42:50

And so I would look more at the GM and be like, all right, you could play your games.

42:52

And I like, I don't think their issue last year was that they weren't hungry enough.

42:56

And they weren't sharp enough.

42:57

I was, it was like they entered, they were injured and the players weren't good enough.

43:01

It was really the issue.

43:02

And we don't know if that's going to be fixed this year or not.

43:05

But the GM, I would imagine, is like, on his way in, he's like going to Target and he's

43:08

like, oh, guess what?

43:10

Guess what?

43:11

Dan, I got you part cheesy and I got you yachts.

43:13

He went over and it's like, let me just like have this guy do all these weird games.

43:17

So no one's paying attention to what he's called the roster construction.

43:21

100% here.

43:22

Take a look.

43:23

Oh, we got you.

43:24

We got kudis or whatever the game is called.

43:26

Like, look at all these guys.

43:27

They probably got some leadership book that was like, oh, you know, you got a light.

43:31

Now, I did want to ask you this.

43:34

I'm putting you on the spot here because in the article, they did mention some of the

43:39

words in the spelling competition.

43:42

Yeah.

43:43

And I'm going to give you one of them.

43:44

You ready for this?

43:45

Are you a good seller?

43:46

I hope it's not one of them thinking.

43:47

I was a better seller when I was a child than I am now where I don't have to actually spell

43:51

things correctly because it just fixes it itself.

43:53

All right.

43:54

This was one of the words in the commander spelling competition.

43:57

Don't do it.

43:58

Miscellaneous, Billy.

43:59

Oh, okay.

44:00

Good.

44:01

I'm going to go with it.

44:02

No, that one seemed weird.

44:03

Yeah, I don't like that.

44:04

You just do ETC period.

44:06

Miscellaneous.

44:07

Miscellaneous.

44:08

Can you use it in a sentence?

44:12

We are doing a podcast with a bunch of miscellaneous topics on the NFL.

44:18

Can you country of origin?

44:21

Latin.

44:22

Don't fact check that.

44:23

I don't know.

44:24

Okay.

44:25

All right.

44:26

I wrote down how I think it's spelled, but I'm probably going to be wrong.

44:27

So miscellaneous.

44:28

Ready?

44:29

Yeah.

44:30

M.

44:31

I.

44:32

S.

44:33

C.

44:35

E.

44:36

L.

44:38

L.

44:39

A.

44:41

N.

44:42

E.

44:43

O.

44:44

U.S.

44:45

Miscellaneous.

44:46

Here we go.

44:47

Let's go.

44:48

All right.

44:49

Wow.

44:50

It's the three or four.

44:52

It's the three vowels in a row that I'm like, do I get that order correct?

44:57

Double L, single L.

44:58

I take back everything I said about Dan Quinn.

45:00

That was exhilarating.

45:01

I, the juices are flowing.

45:03

Look at us.

45:04

I might pick the commanders to win the NFC.

45:06

That was fantastic.

45:07

All right.

45:08

Bill, what's the next number?

45:09

What do you got?

45:10

Nice job out of you.

45:11

Coming off the high of the spelling bee wind right there.

45:13

I feel like I can be in toughs to tough now.

45:15

Yeah.

45:16

Ooh, let's go with number nine.

45:19

Let's go number eight.

45:20

Number eight.

45:21

Okay.

45:22

Here's the headline.

45:23

Here's the topic.

45:25

Kirk Cousins, Max Crosby, held out of practice following.

45:30

Fight.

45:31

This was in the athletic.

45:32

So it's Kirk Cousins.

45:33

They're at practice.

45:34

Max Crosby's getting a little too close to Kirk Cousins on a couple of his drop backs.

45:40

We all know quarterbacks can't get hit during these practices.

45:43

And he deflects a couple passes.

45:45

But according to the athletic, he might have kind of hit Cousins hand on one of them.

45:50

And we've seen those injuries before, you know, defender hits quarterbacks hand and

45:54

all of a sudden it's a broken hand.

45:55

It's a broken finger.

45:57

So Kirk Cousins gets fired up about this and it's kind of like, you know, John with

46:01

them, they go at it and Clint Kubiak comes in and says, listen, you share a fin town.

46:07

You know, this is my team.

46:10

I have rules.

46:12

You guys violated them.

46:14

And so guess what?

46:15

You're both out of the next practice.

46:19

And really lays down the law right there.

46:23

Your thoughts on Clint Kubiak asserting his sort of alphanus here.

46:30

Yeah.

46:31

I'm sure those two vets having to miss a practice really showed them and they were really probably

46:38

upset that they couldn't participate in practice in the preseason.

46:44

Is Max Crosby trying to get himself traded again?

46:47

Like is he just like, you know what?

46:49

I wasn't happy with how that played out.

46:53

And then I was ready to go.

46:54

I left.

46:55

Then I, you know, they sent me back and I'm here again.

46:58

Like, I don't really want to be here.

46:59

Like, let me just act out until they move me again.

47:02

It really, you know, as I was reading this, I'm like, it really is so stupid that he's

47:06

still on their team.

47:07

Like they literally tried to trade him.

47:08

Yeah.

47:09

They wanted to be traded.

47:10

The trade fell through and then everyone's like, okay, he's not going to be traded now.

47:14

What?

47:15

There are other teams.

47:16

The choice.

47:17

They're counting more.

47:18

Dallas.

47:19

Okay, do we make a call and get Max Crosby on a team that's going to win some games and

47:23

is relevant here?

47:24

So yeah, I'm with you there.

47:26

And my favorite story about this Billy when I was covering the Chip Kelly Eagles back

47:31

in the day.

47:32

They had a corner back by the name of Kerry Williams.

47:34

Okay, he had played with the Ravens.

47:36

He signs with the Eagles.

47:37

It's a nice deal.

47:39

Cashed in.

47:40

He doesn't show up to some.

47:41

I think it was, you know, spring practices and reporters asked him, like, why weren't

47:45

you there?

47:46

He said he was picking out sconces with his wife, which I didn't know what a sconce

47:50

was.

47:51

Yeah, I'm going to take time.

47:52

It's like a live fixture thing.

47:55

So he says that.

47:56

So then they have these joint practices with the Patrice, right?

47:59

And Bill Bella checks in town.

48:00

It's really exciting.

48:01

Chip Kelly, Bill Bella check.

48:03

And both coaches are like, we have a rule.

48:05

You know, they're being asked, all right, well, if there's fights, because there's often

48:07

fights in these joint practices, what are you going to do?

48:10

And they're like, anyone who fights gets thrown out of practice.

48:13

I swear.

48:14

Five minutes in.

48:16

Carrie Williams just goes after a wide receiver.

48:19

Good.

48:20

It's a scuffle.

48:21

It's kicked out of practice.

48:22

It doesn't have to practice.

48:23

And I'm like, that was the most obvious thing I've ever seen.

48:26

He did, of course, he didn't want to practice.

48:27

He's been in the league for how many years you think he wants to be out here.

48:30

It's like so hot.

48:31

He's actually got to try because it's the other team.

48:33

And so, you know, Max Crosby seems like the kind of guy who just probably always might want

48:38

to practice.

48:39

But I'm sure he could still get a workout in.

48:41

But yeah, I do think that happens with veteran players there.

48:44

So can I introduce a new segment here?

48:46

Yeah, of course.

48:47

This is called, I'm just a guy asking questions.

48:50

Okay.

48:51

How does this work?

48:52

Exactly what it sounds like.

48:55

I'm just a guy asking questions.

48:57

Is there any chance, Billy, that Clint Kubiak just wanted to see a little Fernando Mendoza

49:03

with the first team?

49:05

And so he's like, I can't actually just give him first team reps or all of a sudden it's

49:09

a big story.

49:10

It's on the front page of espn.com.

49:12

Everyone's talking about, oh, they said they're going to not start throwing Mendoza in right

49:16

away.

49:17

But now he's getting first team reps.

49:18

So he's like, oh, this is kind of an easy way.

49:21

And by the way, I don't have to worry about Max Crosby like obliterating him.

49:24

So I can throw both those guys out of practice.

49:27

Mendoza takes the first team reps, your thoughts.

49:29

Do you think it's deeper than that?

49:31

We're like, he talked to Max Crosby.

49:33

He's like, hey, why don't you go bump into Kirk a couple times?

49:38

And look, I know you don't want to be here.

49:41

If it were up to me, I'd send you wherever you wanted to go.

49:44

But I don't call the shots here.

49:45

So I can't do that.

49:46

I'll give you the day off.

49:48

Just kind of your take Kirk a little bit.

49:50

To you will be out.

49:51

And then we'll see what this Fernando kids all about.

49:54

You know, is that possible?

49:55

You're right.

49:56

Absolutely.

49:57

Of course it's possible.

49:58

Yeah, I like that.

49:59

You're right.

50:00

I think that that very well could be a part of it.

50:02

So we'll see how it goes.

50:03

I think Mendoza is going to play in the precincts this weekend.

50:07

We'll see how that goes.

50:08

But Cubia putting his foot down.

50:11

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Back here on the ringer NFL show, Billy, you're keeping track, right?

51:10

I am.

51:11

I'm going to pick.

51:12

OK.

51:13

6, 8 and 9.

51:15

Let's go with number one.

51:17

All right.

51:18

Number one on this list, Billy.

51:20

Oh, I mean, this one's got some juice.

51:23

CBS.

51:24

Oh, Colin.

51:26

No timetable on Tony Ramos' future after arrest.

51:31

This is via ESPN.com.

51:33

I would argue of all the topics we're talking about.

51:36

This is the one that actually impacts the viewing experience for the majority of our

51:41

audience, right?

51:42

Because they're going to be sitting down on a Sunday afternoon, who's calling the game

51:45

for CBS.

51:46

So the Cliff Notes version here.

51:48

I think both people know, but just in case Tony Romo arrested for operating while intoxicated

51:53

in Milwaukee has been suspended indefinitely by CBS.

51:57

JJ Watts going to be the number one guy with Jim Nance, Ross Tucker.

52:02

Congratulations to Ross Tucker.

52:03

It's going to be on the number two team with Ian Eagle.

52:07

And now you have CBS sports president, David Berson saying, it's an evolving situation,

52:15

and we are still assessing.

52:16

There's no timetable or final decision at this time.

52:20

So he's saying that on the record.

52:22

Meanwhile, you have Andrew Martian of the athletic reporting that CBS would actually

52:28

love to get out of the Tony Romo business.

52:33

And they've been wanting to get out of that contract.

52:35

They've had no way to get out of that contract.

52:37

He's still got four years, $72 million left.

52:41

And so now the question becomes, does Tony Romo ever get his top job back with CBS?

52:47

Does he ever work for CBS again?

52:50

Maybe he's doing it on another team or in the studio or is his career with CBS over?

52:55

Does he ever broadcast for somebody else again, Billy?

52:58

So Tony Romo, a guy who's been in our lives as this broadcaster for several years now,

53:04

all of a sudden we don't know what's going to happen.

53:06

What do you make of this Rommo situation and how it's going to play out in the weeks and

53:10

months ahead?

53:11

It's been kind of a crazy story since the beginning, right?

53:14

Because the way that it started, it was just a headline came across the wire.

53:18

And it's like, Tony Romo got arrested for O.W.I. operating while intoxicated in the

53:24

D.U.I. family of things where you're like, this obviously is not great.

53:29

But also as bad as this sounds, in society, this happens with celebrity.

53:34

It's more often than it should because you think about like all the means that they

53:37

have is like, why would this ever happen?

53:39

Seriously.

53:40

But it happens with celebrities and you almost have become desensitized to the seriousness

53:45

of the situation just because of how often it happens.

53:47

It's like, okay, well, this happens and he'll get a slap on the wrist and whatever.

53:51

And then the mug shot comes down and you're like, oh, he looks okay.

53:53

I can kind of see how they arrived at that without doing the blood and alcohol test.

53:58

I can kind of see how they arrived at the subpoignant that he may have been operating while

54:03

intoxicated.

54:04

And then the video comes out and things get really weird.

54:09

And again, like, let's preface this by saying, this is a serious thing and we're lucky

54:14

that no one else got hurt and we're lucky that Tony didn't get hurt and he didn't hurt

54:17

himself and no one else involved got hurt and they pulled him over and you know, he was

54:21

arrested and whatever.

54:24

But and this is like, it was a weird one.

54:27

When that video came out, somehow some people liked him more.

54:32

They saw the video and they're like, this guy is so likable.

54:36

And it's like, I don't think this is supposed to be the takeaway from this video that came

54:40

out and then they showed him and he was very polite the entire time and he's telling us

54:45

how he's going to visit his grandparents and he came from a golf course and we later

54:50

find out none of his grandparents are with us any longer.

54:54

So that was kind of like a weird thing.

54:55

It could have been his kids grandparents.

54:57

Yeah, you don't know.

54:58

I'm just saying.

54:59

Yeah, grandma.

55:00

Who knows where he was at?

55:01

Maybe he calls people grandma.

55:02

I don't know.

55:03

Then they take him in.

55:04

There's like a cut from like the side of the expressway.

55:07

They get cuff him and then they take him into like a garage or something where they're

55:11

going to administer the test and then he becomes like weirdly obsessed with stretching

55:15

and you're like, this is kind of, this is very odd behavior, but okay.

55:19

And then you know, they do the test and he doesn't do well and he asks the officer, hey,

55:24

how did I do?

55:25

And they're like, can you turn around and put your hands in your bag?

55:27

He's like, oh, not, not well, I guess.

55:29

And it's like, okay, like people like chuckle at this and multiple people reach out.

55:33

They're like, I kind of like Tony Roman.

55:34

I'm like, I don't know Jim, like this is a bad situation here.

55:40

Like, let's not make too much light of the situation.

55:43

But like people liked him more.

55:45

And then you're kind of like, I don't, whatever.

55:48

He's still not going to lose his job.

55:50

And then a couple days later, it was like, well, that you know, the police report comes

55:54

out and it's like, oh, he was driving with an open container.

55:56

It's like, okay.

55:58

Now this is while it was always a serious situation, I think the more facts and information

56:02

that came out, the more the picture was being painted, it's like, this is serious.

56:07

And we shouldn't really be laughing at it and making light of it.

56:10

And also while it is serious, this could be CBS just looking for a way out of this

56:16

deal because they have had conversations with him leading back a couple seasons where

56:21

when he started, he was like the new broadcasting darling.

56:25

And I was like, wow, this guy knows the plays before they're going to happen.

56:27

This is crazy.

56:29

Then like the last two years, the general public has been very critical of his game calls,

56:34

which is like fair unfair.

56:36

Like if you're watching the game, I mean, I watch games.

56:38

I don't know how you feel about it.

56:40

Like, it doesn't really matter to me who the broadcast is.

56:43

And like, is Tony Romo grunting over and over again, going to drive me crazy?

56:46

Like, no, I kind of just look at him.

56:48

Like, yeah, that's just Tony being Tony, like, whatever.

56:50

It's not ruining the experience for me.

56:52

I'm going to watch the AFC championship game whether Tony's on it or not, you know,

56:56

so it wasn't a big deal.

56:58

But CBS wasn't happy with him.

57:00

There's reports about his work ethic and he's not prepared.

57:03

And they had to sit him down and basically tell him like, take this more seriously.

57:06

And then this happens.

57:08

And at the beginning, the reporting was like, yeah, this isn't good, but obviously he's

57:12

not going to lose his job over it.

57:13

And then as it's gone on, it's like, well, guess what, JJ, what's going to be calling

57:17

the opening game?

57:18

And then it's like, okay, well, then reports came out and it's like, well, maybe, you

57:21

know, Tony's going to get the number two thing and he'll do it with I and Eagle and I

57:25

and Eagle has, you know, a rep of like uplifting the people that call the games with him.

57:29

So maybe this will be a good spot for him as he kind of like rehabs his image.

57:32

And they're like, well, Ross Tucker is going to be doing the games with I and Eagle.

57:36

So as this is playing out, there was even conversation like, you know what, maybe this

57:41

is a way that CBS can reach out and get Greg Olson who lost his number one gig to Tom Brady.

57:46

This could be an opportunity here.

57:48

And the longer this strikes out, it seems like he may not be back with CBS where I don't

57:54

think a week ago that was like my feeling two weeks ago.

57:58

It definitely wasn't my feeling.

57:59

But the longer this strikes out, even while the president is not saying anything, I think

58:04

like he's not saying anything because they're trying to find an out and whether they're

58:08

morality clause in his contracts can get them off the hook of the 72 million that they

58:13

owe him.

58:14

But it does seem, and again, I didn't even think this a week ago, that he would lose his

58:19

job as a result of this.

58:21

And Tony also, and I'm sure that this is the advice of his lawyers or whatever, like we

58:26

haven't heard from him at all.

58:27

So like he hasn't even been able to come out and be like, you know what, I'm sorry about

58:30

this because I guess then he's, you know, like admitting fall to the goal.

58:34

Exactly.

58:35

This is still an ongoing situation.

58:37

But like, you know, there's not been really any acknowledgement of it.

58:40

And as a result, it's kind of gotten away from him to the point that he may be out at

58:45

CBS.

58:46

And then you start looking around and it's like, well, what do you do?

58:48

Do you take a year off?

58:49

Like you're not going to end up at Fox.

58:51

They have Tom Brady to think they go to like a, you know, like a Netflix or like an Amazon

58:57

or maybe do like some of these special like YouTube games or something like, you know,

59:01

network and ESPN merch.

59:02

Like they don't really have those games anymore.

59:04

So you start wondering like, where are the opportunities for Tony Roma, which is pretty

59:09

easy.

59:10

You want to do it.

59:11

I mean, he's made a lot of money.

59:12

Is it just like, all right, that was a fun thing I did kind of in my post playing career.

59:17

But it was, you know, I made a lot of money and now we've reached some kind of buy out

59:20

with CBS for these last four years.

59:23

And I can just go play golf.

59:25

And if I have a few beers now, I can, you know, I can call it in this trouble here.

59:29

This is how you can call, you know, now it's like, all right, let's just call the, you

59:33

know, black car service that, you know, celebrities or famous people can call that we don't have

59:38

access to.

59:39

And let's just go live that life.

59:40

I don't know.

59:41

It didn't seem like when you're at a spot where in like your 30 year, it's like he doesn't

59:45

work hard in the president of the, you know, broadcasting company has to talk to him about

59:49

preparation.

59:50

It's like, do you really like is this really worth it for you?

59:53

Like I'm sure there are other ways you can make money without doing the whole lot of

59:56

work.

59:57

There's $18 million in here.

59:58

Not that much.

59:59

And by the way, if I was him, like that's the dream, right?

1:00:04

You're getting paid this crazy amount of money.

1:00:06

Like you're saying like, does he really want to go through it?

1:00:07

Like, what is he actually doing?

1:00:10

You know, like he's calling the game, which he might otherwise be watching anyways.

1:00:13

He gets to be there in person.

1:00:15

Like travel is probably not great.

1:00:16

And yes, we're called days and stuff.

1:00:17

I feel like travel is pretty nice.

1:00:18

No, when you're at that level.

1:00:20

Yeah, his travel is probably a lot different than your travel or my travel situation.

1:00:24

You know, I'm surprised that we talked about how he has an oppressed conference.

1:00:28

But like we saw just this off season, we had a coach that was in battle in controversy.

1:00:33

And he went out and, you know, he was he going to face the music?

1:00:36

He's going to go over time on Mike Raible.

1:00:38

What is he going to do?

1:00:39

How is he going to handle the situation around him with the, you know, obviously the

1:00:43

scandal that was going on with the infidelities in his marriage?

1:00:46

And, you know, what did he do?

1:00:48

He came on and he did what anyone would do in that situation.

1:00:51

He came out and he faced the media holding a puppy.

1:00:54

And he was like, you know what?

1:00:55

I'm here to answer your questions.

1:00:57

Well, I'm holding this wonderful puppy.

1:00:59

And we're going to get to the bottom of that.

1:01:01

And then by day two, he said, you know, I don't know Mike, if the puppy situation, you

1:01:05

know what?

1:01:06

Let's get the reporters to bring their kids.

1:01:09

And I'm going to feel the question from some of the children here.

1:01:12

And then he feel the questions from children.

1:01:13

And they were like, Hey, what's your thing about the Taylor Swift wedding?

1:01:15

And he's like, Oh, you know, blah, blah, whatever he said.

1:01:17

And like sure enough, football is going to start.

1:01:20

And no one's going to care about the Mike Raible.

1:01:22

It's a great city.

1:01:23

All right.

1:01:24

All right.

1:01:25

Get you some figure out the contract.

1:01:26

Get some puppies.

1:01:27

Find a puppy.

1:01:28

Yeah.

1:01:29

You know, contact some kids of reporters.

1:01:32

And it'll be fine.

1:01:33

So we'll see.

1:01:34

I don't think he's going to be back with CBS.

1:01:36

It feels like they were just kind of, you know, they can just be like, it's over.

1:01:40

And no one's going to be like, how could you do that to Tony Romo?

1:01:42

They're going to be like, Oh, okay, we kind of understand it.

1:01:45

So that's where I think it'll go.

1:01:46

But we'll see.

1:01:47

I think the Ross Tucker announcement, by the way, Ross is great and like deserves it.

1:01:51

Like he's awesome.

1:01:52

So this isn't like a thing any, you know, criticism of Ross.

1:01:55

So I'll be like, the Ross Tucker announcement, I think was the indication like this is done

1:01:59

for Tony Romo at CBS because there's not even a number two role.

1:02:03

And why would they go and announce JJ what like the JJ what is like?

1:02:07

Okay, we have to figure out a plan for the beginning of the season when they announced

1:02:10

Ross is the number two team.

1:02:12

I doubt they're going to undo that week two, week three, week five.

1:02:16

And then even at that point, what you're going to bring in Tony week six, like what's the

1:02:20

point of that?

1:02:21

What did that accomplish really?

1:02:22

Some with you.

1:02:23

All right.

1:02:24

We'll see how it plays out with Tony Romo.

1:02:28

All right, Billy, what do you got?

1:02:29

What's the next summer?

1:02:30

Hmm.

1:02:31

Let's do number.

1:02:32

We have two, four, seven and 10.

1:02:34

Let's do seven.

1:02:35

Seven.

1:02:36

Okay.

1:02:37

We are scrolling down to number seven on my list.

1:02:40

Oh, another good one.

1:02:41

I enjoyed in the athletic today behind the scenes for a day with bears coach Ben Johnson,

1:02:47

which was Dan Pompey from the athletic spent the day with Ben Johnson.

1:02:53

And there's a lot in here.

1:02:54

Billy, I don't know if this was a peruse for you.

1:02:56

If you have a lot of one.

1:02:57

All right.

1:02:58

So I'm going to give you some of the details.

1:02:59

Okay.

1:03:00

Number one.

1:03:01

Generally sleep gets five hours of sleep every night.

1:03:04

He can function on four hours of sleep.

1:03:08

He sets his alarm at 4.30.

1:03:10

Okay.

1:03:11

So that's one.

1:03:12

If you're just wondering about like, you know, his NFL coach bonafides, he's got that.

1:03:16

I thought that was interesting.

1:03:18

You know, when we had a conversation about John Harbour in the off season, how he would

1:03:22

get to the facility and like the strength coach would have to work him out.

1:03:26

We got a similar thing happening here where the strength coach of the bears is in the

1:03:31

weight room with Ben Johnson at 5.45 AM.

1:03:34

So before this guy's doing anything with the players, whatever, I'm sure he's got a

1:03:38

long day.

1:03:39

He's there with the head coach spotting him, bench presses, squats, all of that.

1:03:44

And then the third nugget I found interesting by December, Billy, he will be up to six cups

1:03:50

of coffee and a cold brew daily.

1:03:55

That will be his daily caffeine intake by December.

1:04:01

Now there's other stuff that God headlines elsewhere that we can get to, but those were

1:04:04

the personal nuggets that I found most interesting.

1:04:07

What do you think?

1:04:08

Do you want to know something funny, Sheel?

1:04:09

And I guess that this is a result of us, you know, working together more last season and

1:04:15

building this relationship.

1:04:17

I read the entire article.

1:04:18

It was a lengthy article.

1:04:20

There was a lot of stuff in it.

1:04:22

Things that I wrote down from this article.

1:04:25

Ben Johnson wants to have the highest scoring offense ever is one of his goals for this season

1:04:31

in terms of points per game.

1:04:32

The highest ever is a 2013 Denver Broncos with 37.9 points per game.

1:04:36

He wants to surpass that.

1:04:38

That's the goal of his.

1:04:39

He knew that by heart.

1:04:40

It's that too.

1:04:41

Yeah.

1:04:42

Yeah.

1:04:43

That average once.

1:04:44

So that a very lofty goal.

1:04:45

But you know, why not why not reach for the stars?

1:04:46

That was the first thing that I wrote down.

1:04:48

Next thing that I wrote down coaches workout routine 5.30 AM, 15 minute intervals, 30 minute

1:04:54

weight training.

1:04:55

And maybe it's because we could have talked about this with Harbott in the past, but man,

1:05:01

isn't that the dream?

1:05:03

Like just showing up to your job when you're on the clock and having someone who it's not

1:05:08

really their job to train you, but you're going to abuse your power and say like, I know

1:05:12

you're here for the team.

1:05:13

They're not going to say no.

1:05:14

They can't say no to you.

1:05:15

They literally can't say no to you.

1:05:17

So like you have a free personal trainer.

1:05:19

I don't know about you and your gym experience.

1:05:20

You frequent the gym at all.

1:05:21

I don't know if you can go up in it.

1:05:22

Yeah.

1:05:23

You know, you got to, you got, what, yeah, what happens now?

1:05:26

You don't know this because you're still eligible for 40 under 40.

1:05:29

Yeah.

1:05:30

Once that passes, your whole algorithm will be 40 plus year olds telling you to lift weights

1:05:39

and get your steps in and walk basically and you'll lift to be 110 with no health issues.

1:05:44

I know I, this might be a morbid, I don't want to lift to be 110.

1:05:48

That seems so.

1:05:49

Yeah.

1:05:50

I agree with that.

1:05:51

But the possibility, you know, that the no health issues.

1:05:53

You know, you know what is come up for me?

1:05:56

It's not just the walking, but walking at an incline.

1:05:59

Oh, yeah.

1:06:00

That's all the secret.

1:06:01

30 minutes on 10 incline, 3.0 speed.

1:06:05

I mean, you're unstoppable.

1:06:07

The challenge that I've found with working out in the gym is not finding a good gym partner,

1:06:12

which is really what if you find a good gym partner, man, you're like invincible because

1:06:16

you go there and you like, you know, you shoot the breeze.

1:06:19

You talk while you're working out, but you focus.

1:06:21

You have someone pushing like, oh, one more, one more.

1:06:23

And you're like, oh, one more, one more.

1:06:25

If you go by yourself, I've found that's really where it's hard to like find the consistent

1:06:31

motivation if you're just there on your own.

1:06:33

Because that's when you start cutting corners.

1:06:35

That's when you're like, I don't think I can really do this one on my own.

1:06:37

Let me go a little bit lighter here.

1:06:39

I'll do more reps less weight.

1:06:41

And then you start slowly falling off.

1:06:43

And then, you know, everything on raffles, you don't live to be 110.

1:06:46

So I wrote that down.

1:06:48

And then the last thing that I wrote down in my notes, again, from this very lengthy article

1:06:54

about Ben Johnson, who was out there and he says, this is the best job I've ever had.

1:06:59

I'm treating this like this is going to be my last job.

1:07:01

I thought I was in the top of the world.

1:07:04

And then in 2019, they got rid of all the coaching staff in Miami.

1:07:07

And I found myself without work for the first time.

1:07:10

This is before he ended up going and he started, you know, coaching and Detroit.

1:07:15

And by the way, here's like a fun little fact that I could tell you in that like,

1:07:18

gap year that he had because he got laid off didn't find work.

1:07:21

You know what he was doing?

1:07:23

And they, they've removed this from his Wikipedia because of all the success that he's now had in Detroit.

1:07:29

And the success that he has now had in Chicago.

1:07:31

So I guess someone went through the Wikipedia and they were like, this is irrelevant.

1:07:35

Let's remove this situation.

1:07:36

In that year when he was looking for work, he didn't spend it doing nothing.

1:07:40

He was down here in Miami because he had been on the dolphin staff.

1:07:44

And he reached out to an old, you know, like mentor, friend, colleague, whatever you want to call him,

1:07:49

which Davis.

1:07:50

And he was at none other than Florida International University as a volunteer offensive coach

1:07:57

where he was breaking down film, which now looking back, it's like, how did my school have like the hottest

1:08:05

coaching prospect out there?

1:08:07

Like five years in advance as a volunteer, breaking down film for which Davis kind of

1:08:13

crazy.

1:08:14

You just gave a Bears Beat reporter a great story idea.

1:08:18

You know, Ben Johnson's lost year at Florida International.

1:08:23

That those are the kind of stories when you're a beat writer, you're always looking for that little

1:08:27

alright, what's something I could write about that no one else has.

1:08:30

So listen, I hope there are some Chicago beat writers who listen to this pod.

1:08:34

And now you're going to have a little scoop on your hand.

1:08:36

Mike, if you're listening, pump, pay, if you heard that, go out there and yeah, damn, damn,

1:08:40

I was, you know, where I was getting caught up, I wasn't sure if it was on pump, pay or pump,

1:08:45

pay, so I wanted to make sure to get the last name right.

1:08:48

And then I bought the first thing.

1:08:49

But if you're out there, Dan, and you want to talk about something, I would say, you know, that,

1:08:54

that could have been the formative year where he found himself.

1:08:57

And that's next story.

1:08:58

Yeah, that can be as maybe I check.

1:09:00

Okay.

1:09:00

So my third note that I wrote down preseason, three coffees in a cold brew during season,

1:09:06

six coffees and a cold brew.

1:09:08

So we had the same exact takeaways, which was this is three coffees in a cold

1:09:13

brew is already a lot for days.

1:09:14

It's crazy.

1:09:15

Six and a cold brew.

1:09:17

We're bordering on how are you not shaking from how much caffeine you're taking?

1:09:22

And like, what is this actually doing to your body?

1:09:25

Because this can't be good for you.

1:09:27

It can't be good.

1:09:28

I do, you know, I like one cup of coffee in the morning.

1:09:32

Uh huh.

1:09:32

And then in the afternoon, I'll either do a little espresso, I'll maybe do a little

1:09:37

liced coffee, uh, or, you know, if I'm feeling, you know, I'm feeling good,

1:09:40

maybe do a little iced oat milk latte, you know, something like that.

1:09:44

If I want to treat myself, that's when you're being, when you're a good boy,

1:09:46

that day, yeah, it was a good boy.

1:09:48

You know, treat myself.

1:09:49

You're like, once I make 50 under 50.

1:09:52

Uh, and so what do you do?

1:09:54

Do you like, you have like a coffee machine at home and you hit the coffee machine

1:09:57

when it, when you wake up?

1:09:58

So I have one at home, but here's a little tip for you.

1:10:01

Yeah.

1:10:01

What a life's great joy is taking a walk to go get a cup of coffee.

1:10:07

You know, you take a nice walk, hopefully 20 minutes there, 20 minutes back.

1:10:12

You get some steps in.

1:10:14

You pop in the, the air pods, you're listening to a podcast, you get the coffee,

1:10:19

you come back and now you're just ready to go.

1:10:21

So I do like to do that when the weather, weather permitting and life permitting.

1:10:26

Yeah.

1:10:26

When I am able to do any hills, any inclines, your natural nature's inclines that you're

1:10:30

taking.

1:10:31

And there's a couple nature inclines, but none of them are, you know, matching that kind

1:10:35

of 10 point.

1:10:35

Now you would get on a treadmill.

1:10:37

Yeah.

1:10:37

How about you?

1:10:37

You like an espresso?

1:10:38

I think you told me.

1:10:39

I have, I have an espresso machine.

1:10:41

It's very easy to do, but I, you know, I have been known to a times when wife likes Starbucks

1:10:47

to you.

1:10:47

I'll go get a mocha frappuccino with no whipped cream from time to time.

1:10:51

I had a friend recommend to me at Dunkin Donuts, a new peanut buttered Dunkin Chino.

1:10:56

I tried that the other day.

1:10:57

It was good.

1:10:58

Not my favorite, but you know, it was good enough.

1:11:00

I like a cold, a cold guy makes it up.

1:11:02

You know, I was going to say like a cold coffee, but I'm like you, I'll mix it up to

1:11:05

depending on what kind of boy I've been that day, you know?

1:11:07

Now those are dessert items, Billy.

1:11:09

The things you do.

1:11:10

Is that so?

1:11:11

Yeah, you got to be, you know,

1:11:13

that's one of those coffees.

1:11:14

You can do that when you're under 40, but you only have kind of year, a year left

1:11:18

of being able to do those.

1:11:19

So then I got to get rid of them.

1:11:21

Yeah, we'll talk next year at this time.

1:11:23

But for now, enjoy them.

1:11:25

So there you go.

1:11:25

Ben, where are we on?

1:11:27

Just give me a general.

1:11:28

Do I, this, I, I found that I've been a big bench, Ben Johnson supporter.

1:11:33

I like him.

1:11:34

I feel like he's a modern, you know, the new era Sean Payton is how I describe him.

1:11:38

We're kind of a few for going against him.

1:11:40

You're like, I can't stand this guy.

1:11:41

He's so arrogant.

1:11:42

But if he's your guy, you're like, man, we're in good hands.

1:11:45

And I do think he's a good coach.

1:11:47

This was the first time I looked at him.

1:11:48

I said, huh?

1:11:50

Really?

1:11:51

He's one of these guys where he thinks, you know, oh, you can't, God forbid.

1:11:55

You get six hours of sleep as an NFL coach.

1:11:57

You just so much to do.

1:11:59

You know, I prescribed to the Bruce Arians thing.

1:12:02

Like if you're only getting four hours of sleep because, you know,

1:12:05

it's diminishing return.

1:12:06

Like you're probably not making the most of that time.

1:12:09

And then the coffee intake made me a little nervous that he can be in this thing

1:12:12

for the long call six cups in a cold brew.

1:12:16

Well, I mean, that's crazy.

1:12:17

We kind of, we kind of knew that he was a little bit of a crazy person with his whole,

1:12:21

like, MATLA floor interactions, right?

1:12:23

Like that I love season.

1:12:25

But yeah, but that we're kind of like, all right, guy, like, come down a little bit.

1:12:28

Like, what are we doing here?

1:12:29

There's a little intense here.

1:12:31

Yeah.

1:12:31

Okay.

1:12:31

We'll say, well, keep it up.

1:12:33

We'll do a little Ben Johnson tracker.

1:12:34

I'll see you tomorrow.

1:12:35

Did you like that?

1:12:35

He's a man of the people just attending concerts with his friends on bachelor parties?

1:12:40

God.

1:12:41

No one recognized him.

1:12:44

Can I tell you I didn't know who Morgan Wallen was until like three weeks ago.

1:12:48

He's quite a popular.

1:12:50

Yeah.

1:12:50

Then I saw him, you know, he had a concert in Philly.

1:12:53

And it's just like, oh, there's a lot of people who like this guy.

1:12:55

I've literally never heard of him before in my life.

1:12:58

But you know what?

1:12:58

That probably says more, maybe more about me.

1:13:00

I'm listening.

1:13:01

I'm about to join your club of 40 over 40.

1:13:05

And I could name a song.

1:13:07

I this is, I probably get killed for this.

1:13:09

I'm sure you might get killed for two.

1:13:11

I could name a song of his.

1:13:12

I'm sure I've heard them.

1:13:13

I just know he has these concerts at football stadiums.

1:13:16

They're very largely attended sold out things.

1:13:19

And he always has like a celebrity that walks him out.

1:13:22

Correct.

1:13:22

It's like a big thing.

1:13:23

Like, who's a celebrity that he got to do this with him?

1:13:26

Ryan Howard and Cooper DeGene.

1:13:28

I feel a little.

1:13:29

Okay.

1:13:29

Nice.

1:13:29

So there you go.

1:13:31

All right, Bill.

1:13:31

That's Ben Johnson watch.

1:13:32

All right.

1:13:33

What do we have?

1:13:33

What's next here?

1:13:34

All right.

1:13:34

We have two, four and 10.

1:13:36

Do you have any preferences here?

1:13:37

No.

1:13:38

You told me.

1:13:39

Let's go with four.

1:13:40

Four.

1:13:41

Okay.

1:13:42

This is courtesy of ESPN.

1:13:43

Exotic pets, family houses and Legos colon.

1:13:48

What rookies have spent their first paycheck song?

1:13:51

Now, first of all, give that editor a raise.

1:13:54

I mean, you're looking at that headline.

1:13:56

Of course, you're going to click in.

1:13:57

So, you know, ESPN, I used to have to do these when I was in Seattle.

1:14:00

I thought it was a great idea.

1:14:02

It's you have a reporter in every city.

1:14:04

If you're ESPN.

1:14:05

And so it's like everybody finds that everybody asks the question or finds an answer

1:14:09

to the same topic.

1:14:10

And now all of a sudden, you have this, you know, this article with 30

1:14:14

two different takes on the same topic.

1:14:16

So that's kind of what happened here.

1:14:17

All the reporters asked the rookies that they cover what they spent

1:14:22

their first big paycheck on or what they're going to spend.

1:14:27

Their first big paycheck on.

1:14:29

Now, how do you feel about that kind of question that inquiry in general, Billy,

1:14:33

is this, you know, oh, we like, oh, that's a good idea.

1:14:36

Are we like, come on.

1:14:37

That's a little weird.

1:14:38

Don't be asking people how they're spending their money type thing.

1:14:42

Do you like this article topic or not?

1:14:45

It's somewhat invasive, but you do get kind of, you know, some fun answers,

1:14:49

particularly like in the first round, right?

1:14:51

Where it's guys are getting like insane money.

1:14:53

It's like, okay.

1:14:54

Where if it's like a fifth or six round guy, it's like,

1:14:56

I just probably trying to pay off debt at this point.

1:14:59

You know what I mean?

1:14:59

Like he's just trying to kind of make sure everything's good.

1:15:02

He could take care of whoever you can take care of.

1:15:04

Maybe he had some college debt that he had to pay off.

1:15:06

I mean, realistically, it was not like college loans that the guy is getting

1:15:09

drafted or paying off.

1:15:11

Maybe, you know, if it was like a division to school.

1:15:13

So like, I'm, I'm okay with it with like the higher round guys,

1:15:16

especially like some crazy answers, you know?

1:15:19

Okay.

1:15:20

So this was the funniest part to me is that it was broken down into categories.

1:15:24

You know, they tried to group them together.

1:15:26

And so first category, savings and investing.

1:15:30

Okay.

1:15:30

I could understand that.

1:15:31

There were guys were like, I'm not spending anything.

1:15:33

I'm going to save my money.

1:15:34

You know, it's a good idea.

1:15:35

Okay.

1:15:35

Sounds good.

1:15:36

I'm boring, but okay.

1:15:37

Refluent boring, but I'm basically responsible.

1:15:39

You're doing the right thing.

1:15:41

Yeah.

1:15:41

Right.

1:15:41

Come on.

1:15:41

Not good for content.

1:15:42

Exactly.

1:15:43

Maybe good for your life.

1:15:44

Yeah.

1:15:44

Okay.

1:15:45

I get that.

1:15:45

Then there was homes and household goods, which I get that year.

1:15:49

I'm going to buy a new house.

1:15:50

I'm going to get my parents a house.

1:15:52

Skonses.

1:15:52

Stuff like that.

1:15:53

Skonses.

1:15:54

Those were family support.

1:15:55

Again, same kind of thing there.

1:15:58

A peril, which I can't really remember what was in the pair.

1:16:01

That's a weird one.

1:16:03

That's a weird one.

1:16:04

And then there was travel and vehicles, which I don't do.

1:16:09

It was going together like travels.

1:16:11

You're taking a trip vehicle.

1:16:12

You're buying a car.

1:16:13

But here we, and then it got to this, which was who I thought hilarious.

1:16:17

There was a whole category, Billy.

1:16:18

Okay.

1:16:19

For how do you spend your first paycheck as a rookie?

1:16:22

And the category was sports equipment.

1:16:26

Oh.

1:16:26

And I thought, what?

1:16:27

That's supplied for you.

1:16:29

What are we talking about here?

1:16:30

Yeah.

1:16:31

It was one guy Caleb Lomu of the New England Patriots offensive tackle.

1:16:38

Golf clubs.

1:16:39

He was getting.

1:16:40

He said, I'm not really a guy who spends too much money.

1:16:43

But one of the first things I got was a new golf set.

1:16:46

Lomu said, I'm big into golf.

1:16:49

I love playing some golf.

1:16:51

I had to get some longer ones.

1:16:54

I kind of out grew my old set.

1:16:58

Does that pass the sniff test here, Billy?

1:17:00

Like this guy, I mean, he was playing with like shorty golf clubs.

1:17:04

And he couldn't afford him.

1:17:05

And he grew a lot.

1:17:06

He's like 22 years old.

1:17:09

And all of a sudden he was like David Robinson.

1:17:11

He had a big growth spurt in his early 20s.

1:17:14

I, I found that one to, I'm a little, I'm questioning that pic more so.

1:17:18

Yeah.

1:17:18

Then I did it at the time with that answer.

1:17:20

It's a little odd to think that you've hit a growth spurt at like 22,

1:17:23

23 that you now need new golf clubs.

1:17:25

Honestly, when you said sporting equipment, I'm like, I hope that this guy

1:17:29

doesn't think he needs to buy his own helmets and shoulder pads and stuff like that.

1:17:32

Cause I was just wasting money.

1:17:33

But luckily I guess it's golf clubs and I, I think you just want to golf clubs.

1:17:38

It's just perfectly fine.

1:17:39

Just say I wanted a news.

1:17:40

I wanted to treat myself new golf clubs, you know?

1:17:43

There you go.

1:17:43

Okay.

1:17:43

So you had that car now take said Star Wars Lego Ultimate collector series set,

1:17:49

which I don't know anything about.

1:17:50

So I'm not a Star Wars guy, Billy.

1:17:52

Are you?

1:17:53

I'm not, but I know that Star Wars Legos are very collectible.

1:17:57

They have like the, whatever the big circle thing is.

1:18:00

Wow, I'm going to, I'm going to get fried.

1:18:03

Is a death star?

1:18:04

Is that what it's like?

1:18:04

Like a safer?

1:18:05

I don't know.

1:18:06

Well, here's, here's a thing.

1:18:08

I don't know how, I don't know about you.

1:18:10

I would think that it's similar to my experience as a child.

1:18:14

I feel like Legos were like a very big part of like your childhood.

1:18:18

And I was like, look at all the things that you can make with Legos.

1:18:20

It really like enhances your imagination.

1:18:23

You can do this now, whatever, right?

1:18:25

Now it's all like Lego sets that are ridiculously priced.

1:18:29

Oh my God.

1:18:30

The price they're no longer, they're no longer a toy, an affordable toy for children.

1:18:35

These are now become like specialty things for collectors like this.

1:18:40

Where like I have the Star Wars, when I have the Harry Potter one, I have a special

1:18:44

Pokemon, whatever it is, right?

1:18:46

And then even if you want to get, because like we have, you know, a little nephew,

1:18:50

we have two daughters now, but before that, we have like a little nephew that came before

1:18:54

them. And it's like, I remember like having Legos and connects and tinker toys and all

1:18:58

these things that I could build with, right?

1:19:00

Let's get them like some Legos.

1:19:01

Let's not get them a cell.

1:19:02

Let's just get them like a tub of Legos and he could make whatever his heart desires,

1:19:06

whatever he can imagine, right?

1:19:07

And it was like $60 or something just for like 80 cubes of like varying like sizes and

1:19:15

colors.

1:19:15

It's like, who, who can afford these?

1:19:17

This is ridiculous.

1:19:18

And then it's just going to be on the floor.

1:19:19

You step on it and that's like a death sentence.

1:19:22

Like, no, it was ridiculous.

1:19:24

So, you know, although counterpoint, I have envied the people who have a lot of time on

1:19:31

their hands and say, you know what, I'm going to do like it's a relaxing, I'm going to

1:19:34

make this Lego set.

1:19:36

And then they just have all this room in their house.

1:19:38

Because once you make the set, you can't really take it apart.

1:19:41

So you need to display it somewhere.

1:19:44

So I guess Cornell Tate is just going to have displays of Legos around his house after

1:19:49

he builds these.

1:19:50

If he has the time to build them, yeah, I guess so.

1:19:52

I don't know, but you know what?

1:19:53

There are worse things he could be spending his money on.

1:19:55

Like you said, he's a top 10 pick.

1:19:57

So he's getting a nice.

1:19:58

That would be bad if it was crack that doesn't know that.

1:20:01

Yeah, that wouldn't be good.

1:20:02

I've always said Billy two things.

1:20:04

If I had, if I were rookie in the NFL and someone asked me this, remember we had our

1:20:10

fun time with Ashton Gentie at the Super Bowl.

1:20:12

Yeah.

1:20:13

And remember what he said, he's got a personal chef, Billy.

1:20:17

You got the pen there.

1:20:18

That's a passion, gentie pen here.

1:20:20

Yeah.

1:20:20

So I've always said I would definitely get a personal chef if I had that kind of money.

1:20:25

And then I always said I would get someone to stretch me out.

1:20:29

Now they don't necessarily need that because they're going to the facility.

1:20:32

But if it was just me, I would want the chef.

1:20:35

And then I want someone to kind of just stretch me out, loosen up the hammies,

1:20:39

loosen up the back.

1:20:40

And you know, long time listeners of mine will know we

1:20:42

call this fruits and glutes.

1:20:45

Oh, we would want a big amount of money.

1:20:48

Have you thought about it?

1:20:49

How you would have answered this question or you're not sure.

1:20:51

I haven't really thought about it.

1:20:53

I was looking at some of the answers.

1:20:54

I saw one answer that was in the home and a home goods section where Jacob Rodriguez.

1:21:01

Yeah, said that he bought a temperatid mattress.

1:21:03

And I was like, okay, okay.

1:21:05

Sure.

1:21:05

Matches can be expensive in his whole day.

1:21:08

He was like, I you know, I used to room with my brother.

1:21:10

I have one point I was sleeping on the floor and you know,

1:21:12

mattresses in the dorms were very good.

1:21:14

I wanted to get a nice match.

1:21:15

It's like, okay, that's that's sensible.

1:21:17

Short of winning the lottery, I don't think I'm going to just come across a large

1:21:20

sum of money out of the blue at this stage in my life.

1:21:23

You know, so I don't think that I need to figure it out.

1:21:26

Another thing that I will say based on this article that was somewhat

1:21:30

disappointing and it was more disappointing in like the first section,

1:21:33

which was investments.

1:21:35

This used to be fun because I was like, oh my God.

1:21:39

He bought a tiger with his signing bonus.

1:21:41

Like, of course, he bought a tiger with his signing bonus.

1:21:44

They're like, oh, bought three Lamborghinis because he wanted one in each

1:21:48

color for different days of week.

1:21:49

Like, sure, why not?

1:21:51

That's of course what you would do, right?

1:21:53

With the like the fiscally responsible guys, this is a trend that I don't

1:21:57

think that we thought about.

1:21:59

But a lot of the guys are like, yeah, like I have a $50 million signing

1:22:04

bonus, but I'm just going to live off my endorsement money because

1:22:08

I made $600,000 last year in college.

1:22:11

So like, I'm not even ready to.

1:22:13

And it's like, I didn't even think about the fact that like guys are now coming

1:22:17

into league and they already know not to waste the money because they already

1:22:21

probably wasted the first year of like NIL money.

1:22:23

And then it kept coming and like, I need to be a lot more responsible.

1:22:27

And they have money already because they made millions of dollars in college.

1:22:30

It's a crazy kind of shift in this new like rookie wage situation.

1:22:35

It could be a great side effect.

1:22:37

Yeah, yeah.

1:22:38

It's like, it's like, it's not all of a sudden they're overwhelmed by all this

1:22:41

stuff because I'm making a lot of money for the first time.

1:22:43

It's kind of gradual.

1:22:45

Like they're not making, you know, $15 million, but they get like you said,

1:22:48

the guys like, I made $600,000.

1:22:50

It's like, all right.

1:22:50

Well, you know, you have to decide how are you going to use that $600,000?

1:22:54

Now when you get to the NFL, you have a better idea.

1:22:57

So yeah, that definitely stood out to me.

1:22:58

There are a lot of the guys in that article said the same thing about, well,

1:23:02

this isn't like totally new for me.

1:23:03

I did and I had money from NIL before.

1:23:07

All right.

1:23:08

I think we're headed to the point where extinct are going to be the podcast

1:23:11

interviews where you have former athletes saying $200 million isn't really

1:23:15

what you think it is.

1:23:16

And it's like, oh, okay, for breath.

1:23:19

I think $200 million taxes and all still a lot of money.

1:23:23

Like let's not, you know, Carmelo or whoever it was, like, let's not make excuses

1:23:27

of how we birth through like this crop of quarterbacks and this crop of like,

1:23:31

you know, drafted, you know, players is saying like, I could live, basically,

1:23:35

like, I could live off the interest and it's like, yeah, yeah, you can.

1:23:38

Good for you.

1:23:39

I can have good job.

1:23:40

Five generations taking care of by this contract.

1:23:43

Like it's awesome.

1:23:43

Good for them.

1:23:44

That was financial minute with Billy Gill and Sheila Kapadia.

1:23:50

There will be more of that in future episodes.

1:23:52

All right, Billy, what do we got?

1:23:53

What's up to?

1:23:53

Two, two, two, and ten.

1:23:55

We didn't talk about Caleb Banks who bought snakes.

1:23:57

Well, when you said Tiger, I thought you were going to go there.

1:24:00

Yeah, Caleb Banks or the Vikings likes to, you know, what was that show on that

1:24:05

the thing about the Tiger and the, you know, the one on Netflix.

1:24:09

Yeah.

1:24:10

Tiger, yeah, Tiger.

1:24:11

Tiger.

1:24:12

Yeah.

1:24:13

But he bought a tarantula and three snakes.

1:24:16

He already had snakes and a chameleon.

1:24:18

So there they go.

1:24:19

This started because of his obsession with koalas.

1:24:22

And when I was reading, I was like, how did he get a koala?

1:24:24

Where did he get a koala?

1:24:25

That's what I thought it was.

1:24:26

How do you get into this koala?

1:24:28

Yeah, still has an unfortunate one day.

1:24:31

Maybe his second contract.

1:24:32

Yeah, keep the koala.

1:24:33

All right.

1:24:34

All right.

1:24:34

What do we got, Billy?

1:24:35

Two and ten.

1:24:36

Two and ten.

1:24:36

Okay.

1:24:37

Let's do two.

1:24:40

Okay.

1:24:40

Two.

1:24:41

All right.

1:24:41

Here, this from ESPN can Cowboys achieve goatee status, Billy.

1:24:48

Have you ever heard goatee?

1:24:51

Not the facial hair.

1:24:52

This is G-O-T-I.

1:24:54

This is Dak Prescott's new saying.

1:24:57

And it stands for greatest offense.

1:25:00

There is.

1:25:00

So Dak Prescott's going around saying, we want to be goatee.

1:25:05

And now Brian Shottonheimer's being asked about it saying, this is part of goatee.

1:25:09

And they're saying, we want to be the greatest offense there is.

1:25:11

So the Bears, Ben Johnson says, we want to be the highest scoring offense of all time.

1:25:16

And now the Cowboys are coming in saying, we want to be the goatee greatest offense.

1:25:22

Wow.

1:25:22

It doesn't really roll off the tongue.

1:25:23

Oh, no.

1:25:24

It does in.

1:25:26

And it's G-O-T-I is goatee, goatee.

1:25:29

There's a missing A for goate.

1:25:30

They're like, I, there is a, yeah, this is a, this is a, I don't like it.

1:25:36

It's weird.

1:25:37

I don't like it.

1:25:38

It's one of the worst team mantras I've ever heard.

1:25:40

And this is, I'm someone who thinks the Cowboys offense is going to be really good.

1:25:44

But goatee is, I think, unequivocally dumb.

1:25:48

Well, okay.

1:25:50

You think they're going to be very good.

1:25:52

Do you think they're going to be the greatest offense there is?

1:25:55

Because last year, I think they were second in yards for games, seventh and points for

1:26:00

games.

1:26:01

So they weren't even the best last year, much less all time.

1:26:05

I think in Cowboys team history, last year's was the fourth best in yards and tenth,

1:26:10

but they, I mean, they're not even close to the best Cowboys offense ever.

1:26:13

Do you, is it realistic to believe that they're going to be the greatest offense there is?

1:26:18

I don't think so.

1:26:18

I mean, they could be the best offense in the NFL this year.

1:26:21

I'm not predicting that, but like, I don't, I think I have them top five.

1:26:24

So I don't think it's crazy.

1:26:25

I, you know, they return pretty much everyone from last year.

1:26:28

Whenever Dak Prescott's healthy, the offense is pretty good.

1:26:31

They've got CDLAM.

1:26:32

They've got George Pickens.

1:26:33

All lines a bit of a question, but it's, it's not bad.

1:26:36

That scheme, the play calling is all good.

1:26:38

But yeah, that was a weird one.

1:26:40

Goatee, you know, I think they need to go back and workshop that one.

1:26:43

A little bit.

1:26:44

They've had a weird training camp, right?

1:26:46

Between Goatee and then like beekeepers helmets that they were playing.

1:26:49

Right.

1:26:50

The kind of increased the vision like, ah, what's going on with these Cowboys?

1:26:54

It's weird.

1:26:55

It's always something.

1:26:56

And Jerry's just like, we might trade for someone.

1:26:58

But like he says every summer, but you know, I was going to say,

1:27:01

typically Jerry's the one doing and saying things.

1:27:04

You're like, what's, what's going on there?

1:27:07

But it's not good when the team is not giving Jerry the room to be the crazy one.

1:27:10

Yeah.

1:27:11

Jerry can't get into the headlines because they're doing Goatee and sort of,

1:27:14

if you haven't seen it, the sort of, yeah, beekeeper mass to,

1:27:19

you know, to try to practice for seeing the sun, you know,

1:27:23

at their home stadium because they don't want to fix that issue.

1:27:26

It's a whole thing.

1:27:26

I actually don't want to get into these coaches honestly just sit down like in the

1:27:30

office.

1:27:31

He's in board and like, what can we do here?

1:27:33

That we can do.

1:27:34

How do we fix this?

1:27:35

And then like they're like looking on Amazon or whatever like,

1:27:38

oh, that like that could really help, right?

1:27:39

Or they're like, what do you think that it's that that they really have that

1:27:43

ideas?

1:27:44

Or do you think that it's like, man,

1:27:46

trying to get into so boring, like let's see what ridiculous things we can kind

1:27:50

of put in there, like friendship quizzes and spelling bees.

1:27:53

Just to get people talking about us, you know, and kind of essentially pass the

1:27:57

time because what are we going to do?

1:27:58

Just watch film every day, like let's figure something out.

1:28:01

It's almost like their algorithms are catered to them and they see these bad

1:28:05

ideas and they're, you know, like we do.

1:28:07

Like we are.

1:28:07

I'm going to buy this thing unnecessarily.

1:28:09

And then it just kind of sits in the corner for months.

1:28:12

It's kind of like that except they have to implement them and then they're

1:28:15

being asked about them by reporters.

1:28:17

And then they're like, oh, okay, maybe that was a bad idea.

1:28:20

That's what it feels like.

1:28:21

Do you remember the magazine East Bay?

1:28:24

Of course.

1:28:25

Oh my God, I loved it.

1:28:26

One, I missed catalogs.

1:28:28

Let's just get right out in front and say I missed catalogs.

1:28:30

catalogs were the best far superior to online shopping.

1:28:35

In terms of ease of ordering and receiving products, online shopping is so much better.

1:28:39

You know what?

1:28:40

My mom would let me do it, Billy.

1:28:41

What?

1:28:42

Before the school year.

1:28:43

What?

1:28:44

I could buy a little sweatsuit from the JC Penny cattle.

1:28:46

Pick in his sports team, you know?

1:28:48

I would just pick random ones.

1:28:50

It wasn't like that.

1:28:51

I'll fill you one.

1:28:52

I'll fill you one.

1:28:53

And you get the sweatshirt and the sweat pants and your boys ready for picture day.

1:28:57

Wow.

1:28:58

Did you ever open it?

1:28:59

I feel like you had the hornets.

1:29:00

Did you have the hornets?

1:29:01

I had an amazing hornet sweatshirt that I probably wore every other day.

1:29:05

Teal and purple.

1:29:06

Yeah.

1:29:07

Starter.

1:29:08

Oh.

1:29:09

Fantastic.

1:29:10

You know, I saw Starter jackets the other day at Target.

1:29:11

I couldn't believe that they made some sort of.

1:29:14

Target's got a weird thing going on where they have like brands come in and they're

1:29:18

going to have like little pop-ups in their store.

1:29:20

Okay.

1:29:21

They did it not too long ago with the store Hollister where there was like Hollister branded

1:29:25

clothes in Target.

1:29:27

And then like I'll go in on like Sunday and like Sunday mornings, I'll go out to try

1:29:31

to do.

1:29:32

I like to do my grocery shopping and my purchases in the morning because usually there's

1:29:35

less people involved.

1:29:36

I can go in and out, get out of the house, get my steps in in the air conditioning, avoid

1:29:40

the oppressive heat.

1:29:41

But like that's when they have like these brand launch drops.

1:29:45

And there's like all these people that know about this brand or whatever it is.

1:29:49

I have no clue.

1:29:50

And it's like they're buying binders with like special prints on them and they're hoarding

1:29:54

them to go sell online.

1:29:56

And it's kind of like insanity.

1:29:57

And it's like, yeah, we don't need to get it.

1:30:00

It's just ridiculous.

1:30:01

Why do you, this feels like a braid for the listeners.

1:30:03

This isn't a branded segment.

1:30:05

If you're wondering, we're not seeing anything.

1:30:07

We're, you know, we're, we're naming too many names.

1:30:09

But you did ask me about East Bay.

1:30:11

So I don't know if that was going somewhere.

1:30:12

That's a good point.

1:30:13

Thank you for going back on track.

1:30:15

Because that led to the JC Penning that I was seeing in the series catalog.

1:30:18

Obviously toys are us catalogs are great too.

1:30:20

But East Bay, because we were talking about like weird things that show up in your algorithm,

1:30:24

I'm sure you saw these.

1:30:26

And I'm sure you did not fall for it because I'm one of the few people I think on Earth

1:30:30

that actually purchased them.

1:30:31

I bought those shoes that were like the platform on the front.

1:30:36

Oh, yeah.

1:30:37

I know you're talking about.

1:30:38

I know you're talking about.

1:30:39

I know you're talking about.

1:30:40

I know you're talking about.

1:30:41

That they're supposed to be for basketball and crease your vertical jump.

1:30:43

You can dunk.

1:30:44

That's what they tell you.

1:30:46

You could dunk.

1:30:47

So I bought a pair of those shoes and I would wear the shoes.

1:30:51

And when you buy the shoes, they would give you like drills and exercises that you would

1:30:55

do.

1:30:56

So I would get them.

1:30:58

I would go to a park near my house.

1:31:01

And I did this because my thought process was, I'm not a basketball player, but I'm a

1:31:05

polevolter.

1:31:06

And I still need like a nice vertical leap.

1:31:09

So if it's good enough for a basketball player, it's good enough for me.

1:31:13

And I would be running on the grass through the park like a crazy person on these platform

1:31:18

shoes with just the front of it where your soul is lifting.

1:31:22

And I have to tell you, I did a fairly like regular regiment of this.

1:31:28

I didn't dunk as a result of it.

1:31:31

There was a time in my younger years where I could dunk like holding the small ball.

1:31:36

Because like my palm wasn't big enough for like the polevolter.

1:31:39

Well, you're a deceivingly tall or guy too.

1:31:42

Lots of people tell me sometimes.

1:31:43

So I was able to do that like, you know, first year out of high school, whatever, like peak

1:31:48

like physical form, I could do that.

1:31:51

But as a result of these shoes, I have no idea if they actually made me jump taller or

1:31:54

not.

1:31:55

I tried to stop dunking at a certain point because I was like, I'm afraid of like, it's

1:31:58

not the going up.

1:31:59

It's the coming down that I'm worried about with my ankles and my knees and all kinds

1:32:03

of stuff.

1:32:04

So like, I stopped trying after a certain point, right?

1:32:06

But yeah, I was the guy.

1:32:07

I was the sucker that bought these shoes on an East Bay.

1:32:10

You could have driven around tropical park down here in Florida and seen me running around

1:32:15

up and down doing calisthenics with these shoes on.

1:32:19

Well, listen, it led to a college career as an athlete with a legend.

1:32:24

It led to this moment right here, which brings us to number 10.

1:32:29

Had I not worn those shoes, who knows if I ever would have met Adam Schefter's mom on

1:32:32

a cruise, you know, I don't, I'm pretty sure you wouldn't have.

1:32:35

No, everything happens for a reason.

1:32:37

All right.

1:32:38

Number 10, we finished with this, the state of the Browns.

1:32:41

Here's what I'm going to do.

1:32:42

Oh, no.

1:32:43

We're finishing with a game, okay?

1:32:45

I'm going to read you three headlines.

1:32:48

Two of these are real.

1:32:49

You have to pick the one that is not real.

1:32:53

You have a fake headline.

1:32:54

Yeah, this is just giving the audience a sense of the state of the Cleveland Browns in

1:33:00

mid-August as they prepare for the season.

1:33:02

This is very Dan Quinn of you, Chille.

1:33:05

Okay.

1:33:06

Yeah.

1:33:07

Number one, owner Jimmy Haslam says Browns aren't punting on 2026, Colin.

1:33:15

Take the over.

1:33:17

So there you go.

1:33:18

Take the over.

1:33:19

This is owner Jimmy Haslam.

1:33:21

It's early on.

1:33:22

It's early on.

1:33:23

That's a weird one, but okay.

1:33:24

Number two, squirrel issue, delay start of Browns training camp practice.

1:33:31

That's number two.

1:33:32

And number three, Jerry Judy clarifies viral video says he talked to Browns Cubes.

1:33:45

Jerry Judy clarifies viral video says he talked to Browns Cubes.

1:33:51

Those are three headlines.

1:33:52

Billy, two of them are actual headlines about the Cleveland Browns.

1:33:57

One of them is fake.

1:33:58

Which one do you think is fake?

1:34:01

I want to believe the squirrels.

1:34:05

I want to I want to believe that Jerry Judy somehow found himself in some sort of video

1:34:12

issue that the internet ran with and he has some explaining to do and probably is going

1:34:18

up to quarterbacks that don't even know what he's talking about.

1:34:21

So I'm going to say that the Jimmy Haslam thing seems given that it's only August saying

1:34:27

don't put on the season seems there.

1:34:30

That's like a October headline, not an August headline.

1:34:34

So I'm going to say Jimmy Haslam.

1:34:36

Incorrect Billy.

1:34:38

Really?

1:34:39

That was a real headline.

1:34:40

The squirrel issue was not a real headline.

1:34:43

I had to work, you know, the creative part of my brain there to come up with that.

1:34:47

So this is via the athletic, Jimmy has the Browns owner said, you know, he's trying to

1:34:53

convince reporters that hey, don't count us out.

1:34:56

I know we traded miles, Garrett and our stockpiling picks and are going with these Shadour

1:35:00

Sanders and Sean Watson at quarterback, but we're not putting on the season.

1:35:05

And he says, quote, I think the odds on the season wind total are for us to win five

1:35:11

and a half games.

1:35:12

I take the over.

1:35:15

I mean, here's the thing.

1:35:20

It's August Billy.

1:35:21

And he thinks he's popping his chest out by saying they're going to win six games.

1:35:25

He's like, he's given this like, I'm down.

1:35:28

I have a take here that I need to get off my chest.

1:35:31

And it's like, you're, you know, you had a strong one with the Baker, me.

1:35:34

It may feel Minnesota Vikings in 2027.

1:35:37

This is his version of that.

1:35:38

And it's that the football team that I own is not going to be one of the like the worst

1:35:43

four teams in the NFL.

1:35:44

And you can put that in the newspaper.

1:35:46

And he's feeling good about it.

1:35:48

We want to know the funny thing about that is if he's right and he takes a victory lap

1:35:52

on this, the other headlines that have come out of the brown so far this off season is

1:35:58

basically, I don't know who our quarterback is, might be to Sean Watson again.

1:36:03

It's like, wait, how are we in this position again with the Sean Watson?

1:36:07

Because I'm pretty sure Jimmy himself last year said like that was a swing in a miss.

1:36:11

We that one, that one didn't pan out.

1:36:13

But now he might be the starter again.

1:36:15

And then coming into this, I think they've already said like, well, to Sean's going to start

1:36:20

one free season game and should do is going to start one free season game, which if I'm

1:36:24

Dylan Gabriel, I'm like, what's going on?

1:36:27

I'm like, what do I have to do here?

1:36:28

If I can't beat either one of these two guys, right?

1:36:31

But if Jimmy's right and they win six games, they're probably not going to win much more

1:36:38

than six games.

1:36:39

They're probably still not going to know where their quarterback is.

1:36:42

But as a result of winning six games, there are also not going to get another quarterback

1:36:46

that's going to turn around their franchise.

1:36:48

So winning six games might be the worst thing that could happen to them.

1:36:52

Six might be okay if there are enough good quarterbacks, but you're right.

1:36:56

You know, it could not fall your way and all of a sudden the team's in front of you

1:36:59

and the draft all need quarterbacks.

1:37:01

So yeah, that might not be great.

1:37:03

But I was looking at Jimmy Haslum's pro football reference page.

1:37:07

He's on the team for 14 seasons.

1:37:09

And in seven of those seasons, they've gone under five and a half wins, which is like,

1:37:14

how is that?

1:37:15

I mean, in a league where you're trying to bring everyone in a parody and salary cap and

1:37:22

the draft, it's like that is actually almost impressive that in half your seasons, you won

1:37:28

five or fewer games.

1:37:30

So that was a real headline.

1:37:32

And then this Jerry Judy story, I honestly don't understand.

1:37:35

This was like, I'm too old for this moment for me because I read this on ESPN.com.

1:37:40

And it was like, there was a TikTok live stream where you know, Jerry Judy was asked who

1:37:44

he thinks the quarterbacks should be.

1:37:46

And he held up the number four, which is the Sean Watson's number.

1:37:49

So everyone's like, Oh, Jerry Judy wants to Sean Watson.

1:37:52

And he's like, no, my daughter is four years old, which I don't know what that like, I

1:37:57

don't know what the live stream was about.

1:37:59

It's just all very confusing to me.

1:38:01

But to your point, they don't have a quarterback.

1:38:03

They haven't named a quarterback.

1:38:05

And if you read the Browns coverage, it is just so sad when you're reading these daily

1:38:09

quarterback updates.

1:38:10

It's like, neither guy really looked good.

1:38:12

Todd Munkin was non-committal, but Jimmy Hasam gave us this quote today.

1:38:16

Didn't Todd Munkin, if I'm remembering correctly, didn't Todd Munkin also try to get

1:38:20

should do it to the Ravens?

1:38:23

Like they spoke beforehand and he was like, we should go after him and then something

1:38:26

happened where they decided not to.

1:38:28

So when he came back over or when he came over, he was like, I told you, we were going

1:38:32

to work together.

1:38:33

And then he said, okay, Todd's like, come down.

1:38:34

He wasn't very good.

1:38:35

He wasn't a pro bowl last year, but it wasn't actually really a pro bowl last year.

1:38:40

You know, oh my God.

1:38:42

I guess what I got a pro bowl quarterback is like, well, sort of.

1:38:46

Technically, yes, you do.

1:38:49

Tough situation for the Cleveland Brown.

1:38:51

You know, a sad one to end on, but we could at least we got to make fun of Jimmy Hasam

1:38:55

a little bit there.

1:38:56

All right, Billy, did you like the exercise?

1:38:58

I did like the exercise.

1:38:59

You know what I was thinking?

1:39:00

Just going back to the hot take and the prediction from last year.

1:39:03

Yeah.

1:39:04

You know, it would never happen because of the way things ended, but, man, the Browns could

1:39:11

get Baker after this season.

1:39:13

He just would never go back there because of how poorly that all fell apart and how they

1:39:19

had to set about a week.

1:39:20

You know, Smith at one time, Billy, he's back with the New York Jets.

1:39:23

So if you pay enough money, I guess you don't have other options.

1:39:27

Maybe you would do that.

1:39:28

So there you go.

1:39:29

Billy is calling it that Baker may feel is either a Cleveland Brown or a Minnesota Viking

1:39:34

in 2027.

1:39:35

There you go.

1:39:36

Or a book.

1:39:37

There you go.

1:39:38

Or a book.

1:39:39

Also, maybe their season goes well and they just pay him.

1:39:42

All right, that was fun.

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We went over a bunch of miscellaneous topics around the NFL.

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I think we hit on all of them with my friend, Billy Gil from the ringer.

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Thank you to Christopher Sutton for producing.

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